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Re: Genital Herpes....bummer Look at it this way, now you don't have to worry about getting herpes. :lol::lol::lol:

this can't be on the second page so i'll tell a story that happened last night. so i cook for a living and i'm really good at what i do. sometimes i like to exploit these talents in acquiring vagina. it works all the time. last night im over at my homies girls place and we're all chillin when her co-worker comes over solid 8 out of ten maybe a 9. i had planned on cooking already so i made seared scallops with pan roasted baby red potatoes, fresh english peas, shimeji mushrooms and wild ramps and a carmalized onion and bacon vinaigrette. it went over well. we continue drinking and all that then homie and his girl crash out and this chick gets down to her panties no bra talking about you want to build a fort? Sure I'm game knowing full well what is going on little time goes by before shes full on deep throating my dick in the living room then my homie comes walking out looks down at me and her on the floor while she's going to town not even noticing and i gave him the thumbs up. he nodded and went back to his room. i then proceeded to fuck the shit out of her till my dick went soft. after that we went into the kids's room (they werent there of course) and passed out butt ass naked on the top bunk. woke up this morning and hit it again real quick to make sure it was as good as i thought it was.....it was. i'ma hit her up for some pictures i know shes got hella on her phone i was looking at em last night right before i smashed. anyway yeahs just wanted to get this shit back to page one.....bump

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Almost any 'tute you find online has a few subtle hints in her ad that will clue you into whether or not you are gettin some hot porn star action or getting kidnapped and forced into Bulgarian sex slavery. Here some tips: **In the pix look for creepers in the background doing weird shit, or counting money, cleaning guns, rapping,,,etc.** **Pix with blurry faces are spotty. Probably fake pix to boot** **Pay for that pussy man! One thing you shouldn't skim on is tail. 90% of the expensive hos are worth it. Being a cheap-ass will only result in some faulty shit*...** ** *There is an exception to this rule and its only applies to foreign pussy. You can pay almost nothing for "company" Typically you pay them to leave.** **These bitches are on a whole new level these days so fuck em with one eye open.** ***Eventually that streetwalkin lil ho will come runnin to you (bc you a slick muthafucka, aren't you??!). Slap the bitch to the ground, throw her a handkerchief and make her shine your Gators with them broken-soul ho tears, no snot.*** ***Take your new ho out to International in the Town, kick that bitch out and make her go buy blow-pops. Bitches need to be honin' they ho skillz while cruise the Blade. Inty is a good start, but take that ho to the Van Ness/Polk Blade and put her to work again in the 'Majors' for the graveyard shift. Rip off the drunk old guys and sketchy frat boys. Bring me back at least 5 racks... gimmie 5 more bitch and i'll let ya base yo crack*** That is the Hungus masterplan for gettin rich in '11.

Re: Genital Herpes....bummer You not supposed to have sex when you have a herpes outbreak...so you'll be getting down with a girl you just met at the bar and you'll have to stop because "you can't"....just like a girl with her period. You'll have to make up lame excuses like "i'm just not ready" or "we shouldn't, we just met" Essentially what I'm saying is you're a woman. A woman with herpes.

Re: Genital Herpes....bummer Go pick up some AIDS and return the favor.

Re: Genital Herpes....bummer YO KID THATS SOME SHIT YOU JUST DONT POST ON THE INTERNET LIKE THAT. SMH....

Still more proof for you non believers that the Internet is serious business.

This was on the front page of CCN I thought most of the oontz would get some kicks out of it.:lol: http://edition.cnn.com/2011/TECH/web/04/22/mac.pc.users/index.html?hpt=C1

seriously this site is the shit: http://www.sportslogos.net/league.php?id=53

MINES

sweet... thought i might get in on this my entry for E

I'd like to know more about "Yacht Rock" personally. Also, I have no idea what this thread is about.

I've ate steak and eggs pretty much everyday for the past 2 weeks. I eat the steak with my hands. Get some

holy graffiti police you big fat windbag! ha! p-shop is in the right third...

neg prop users because who the fuck cares for the 100th time

tidy cats bag, so necessary.

""LEAVE Rolls_Royce ALONE""

hahaha you get props while kade gets negs haha.

kade hates you but i dont :)

As nerdy/omg grammar fag it makes me feel, this was horribly written.

Re: Great Pictures~

vrai. Dessous de moi, est la personne la graisse(is fat)

False Tpbm friends have hot mom

it was NOT halloween, some gnarly bum jumped up in the window at a bar i sitting at in atlanta. medik all for now.

dear toad, i'll spend money on you. mg

has to be a re-post.

Word..

Dear Rolls, I'm sure the threat alone would be enough, and you wouldn't have to actually carry through with the nefarious plan, but if it makes you uncomfortable you could perhaps pinch her or put a toad in her panties drawer, or some other delightfully wholesome sibling rivalry tactic. Or just tell her to quit waking you up early, because if she doesn't, you'll spread a rumor among the kids at her school that she has the clap or six nipples or something. You could also just cut it short and tell her to please stop making so much noise in the morning. -Realism

thats just sickeningg haha...them colored folk is crazayy

Man, people are touchy in here!

you take this too serious.

is it just me or does he have a cholo choking out Mr. Peanut on his chest?

is this fake?

Just watched it. Pretty intense, although at parts I had to laugh because I kept thinking of this: http://www.hulu.com/watch/215177/saturday-night-live-british-movie

oakland keeps it dirty

Re: Genital Herpes....bummer This* You sick fucks.

Re: Bum Herpes....genitals oh and this.

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sittin at work, filing some check stubs. got her on my mind, and how fuckin busy ive been at work!! its gettin crazy. i lease fully furnished apts, and was just workin some simple 5hr shifts a day, because i also wait tables at night..boss at th day job asked me to start pickin up some more hrs here..so when i thought i didnt have much "me time" it just gets worse. but i cant complain about more $$$ its now been more than a week since the homie UNKLE passed away. and it seems like just about everyone has already forgotten about the lost soldier. i copped some tags for him yesterday at a place that we call the bum station. he already had some shit runnin, but we can only hope its gona last.. what you guys doin for easter sunday? im headed outa town to meet up with her family, for a sunday brunch. lookin forward to it, being aroudn them clears my mind alot. makes me feel normal for a little while. im not to into the holiday, but its nice to just be able to relax. got an autorack in last night, the whole team was there, but i walked off and did a car solo to clear my mind out a bit. the weather was perfect, and the setting was just right. time to get back to work, you guys have a great weekend.!!