Hall of Fame

this shit is pissin me off..ill be at a party and then boom, i gota take a crap. ill be out with my girl and i can feel my ass rumblin. im contemplatin going on a liquid diet or something so i can stop having this terrible shit happen to me. i also really hate wiping my ass. what an awkward thing that every single person on this planet does. plus i got mad asscrack hair (why the fcuk do we have hair in our ass cracks) so it makes wipin my dirty asscrack even harder. shit is fucking TEDIOUS. man i just took a nasty ass beer shit and i can still feel tremors inside my stomach. maybe my digestiven system is fucked up or something, im willing to stop drinking if i can stop getting alcohol shits. it doesnt just happen with beer either, last night i drank some rum and coke and still had mad ass stew comin out. the other night i drank some wine and my shit was fucking PURPLE!! fuck i hate taking shits. its such a awkward, stinky, and not fun thing to do.:lol: