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Never Have I Ever 1 2 3
by mr.yuck- 2 followers
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The life and times of Nickels and Dimes
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It's my 1up Day! 🎂 1 2
by T4M*- 3 followers
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And on a Friyay! InShot_20221209_073558389.mp4
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A thread where you can post any question, and it might just get answered
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What used to be My favourite day of the year, as I was a child spoiled with loads of gifts and loved the whole Santa and incentive to be a good kid throughout the year such that you get rewarded at Christmas, is now completely shit for Me as a result of My awareness of what the day has come to symbolize. Further to the advice I seek the help of a mental professional in the Gen chat thread, I have checked Myself into a psych ward as a result of the traumas of Christmas and how tainted the whole day is to Me as a result of My own experiences of giving on the day only to be fed pain in return. My main gripe with it at present is that I wonder why has …
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This has probably been done before but what the heck. Post up tips and tricks for everyday life. When you have used some eggs from the carton cut the carton down to save space in your fridge. When frying eggs try putting a little bit of water in the pan and poach to finish rather than flipping. Never ignore a brake problem on a car. If you become unemployed try to get dislocated worker status. Treat all illegal activities in a military manner, need to know basis. Things like this, perhaps this is a fail? I dunno
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Homosexual Undertones? ???
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Sup bros haven’t been back in awhile. Spent a few weeks in Guatemala recently and figured I’d come share 🤙🏼🤙🏼 Guatemala City IMG_3844.MOV
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Always fun to see what myself and everyone else listened to throughout the year. Some surprises for me but pretty standard. I blame the drake addition bc of my gym work outs.
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its pretty self explanitory. It has to be some one famous. IF you could fight any famous person, who would it be and why? I think i would fight conan o'brian. He is a funny guy and i love his show but there is something deep down inside that makes me want to crush his head in. I think i could take his big red headed ass. http://www.sail-shearwater.com/images/Conan%20O'brian%20PHOTO%20copy.JPG'>
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don't be fooled, i'd hook her up. http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/cinerama/premier/135/nevepics/R_Stone.jpg'>
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Well, shit. 1 2 3 4
by non-hetero- 2 followers
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Deserving it's own thread. Read it all. Funniest damn thing that has ever happened to me. A couple of weeks ago we decided to cruise out to Ryan's Steakhouse for dinner. It was a Wednesday night which means that macaroni and beef was on the hot bar, indeed the only night of the week that it is served. Wednesday night is also kid's night at Ryan's, complete with Dizzy the Clown wandering from table to table entertaining the little bastards. It may seem that the events about to be told have little connection to those two circumstances, but all will be clear in a moment. We went through the line and placed our orders for the all-you-c…
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Me neither, but boy was that close.
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Happy turkey day ya filthy animals share your libations and feast pics here (no feet pics plz)
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Thoughts?
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Pix of girls with fr8s, the RR, and/or graf, emphasis toward fr8s/RR. Because 12oz doesn't have enough ladies threads. Watch4Beauty_Gwen_Train_Travel_on_a_Expired_Ticket If you feel like contributing spare us the graf on girls- has its own thread, is slightly played, and I'm tired of looking at your dirty underage gf covered in wack tags with your mop stuck in her unwashed butt crack.
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12oz Sex ED 1 2 3
by Deine Mudder- 2 followers
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Last reply by LUGR, -
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Lets learn a little bit about each other i'll start by making a statement and the next person answers TRUE or FALSE then makes a statement of their own, so again......... The next person to post after me would say true it the statement i said is true false if it not true. And so, here we go... The person below me is scared of heights.
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Still on an old iPhone6s, battery is shot What are y'all using? Was looking at the 12 mini so I can one hand it. I prefer a desktop if I have serious internet business. 12 pro max is too big and regular 12 is pretty big too. I used to like Android but the apple support is really good. I still miss a few things, file management, music management, customization as far as aesthetics and one handed use But this iPhone was a tank , 2016 till now and only issue was battery life. If there's already a thread just link me I couldn't find it!
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I figured with few days left in august and summer (for us canadians anyways), the next big drinking day would be Halloween. Post cool costumes, ideas, etc. Few from teh interwebz: No fail intended.
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my philosophy is it isnt gay since it looks like a chick. dead serious. i showed pics of her to my homie, and he said he thought she looked pretty dope. fwiw, i was wearing a slayer shirt and eating pizza while she jerked me off. im not tryin to have anything to do with her penis or butthole tho. just sayin. you aint got shit on this, twinky. better step your game up, nukkuh. filthypeter talked me into putting her pic up
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Apply Directly to the forehead!
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4 naan
by Mauler5150- 7 replies
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Well I am off to watch Devin Townsend again tonight with My old friend I haven't caught up with for 8 years or so. So I am currently drinking a beer waiting on him to arrive prior to heading to the gig, and I think Indian is on the agenda for dinner, with 4 naan going to be in the order. Discuss. I won't add any music that I am maybe about to hear as the catalogue is too varied for Me to pick a definitive song to finish this post.
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I dunno about your area, but the cost of Rustoleum spray (and probably other brands as well) where I'm at has nearly doubled since 2020. Lots of stuff has gone up in price since then due to covid but many of those prices have come back down to pre-covid levels. So far spray paint is not one of them. Will this change? And before somebody suggests it: yes, I rack when possible.
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So after over 10K plus "posts" I have made here over the past 18 years and counting (including the ones deleted in the various forum migrations over the years), I think that I may need to delete any and all traces of "Mauler5150" from the internet as the M who resides in AU sees it as nothing but a compendium of tangled wires and fucked up noise. This has resulted in the conscious observer who owns this account in Matthew Luke being nothing more than an old school harddrive that is writing data onto a spinning disc whereby each "bit" over the terabytes (bites) of data attached to Me and My devices sees Me consumed by the machine which keeos Me a slave thru the…
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I can't be the only one who doesn't like it shaved.
Last reply by Mercer, -
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people are always making threads when they travel. why not have all that info in one spot? i have done my fair share of travelling through western europe and would be happy to share knowledge. Born and raised in san diego so will give tons of advice for here too. GENERAL ADVICE -- - take twice as much money and pack half as much - theres a difference between lookin outta place and looking like a sucker - "when in rome" AKA do as the locals do (selections at the bar, restaurants, etc) so, south korea and thailand.... whatcha guys got for me?
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555twitter.com_1698236967973.mp4
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Was designing a world whereby She|He infected it with a race of physically massive islanders of which a certain breed is known as "Mouldis". Last I checked, mould is a bacteria that humans do best to avoid, so any tattooed member of such a clan has tattooed themselves to get as far away from the image of God in which they were initially incarnated before the mould obviously infected their brains such that they would prostitiute their daughters to colonists as they bow down to the Monarchy and allow their "All Black" land to be taken over by inbred British as part of the Commonwealth.
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In the wake of the passing of the legendary Purple Aki, I am making this thread for you to all post details of the local legend characters that we in 6112 refer to as "Catman" whereby the stories and lore of perhaps what was a single event get Chinese whispered around town such that they become the stuff of legend and renown (for all the wrong reasons). RIP Purple Aki https://rajasdentalcollege.com/purple-aki-died/
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I've had this several times in my life. My wife thought it was hilarious and has never experienced it. Discuss.
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Ok so in this scenario I am God and the Earth is no more as humanity failed the experiment once again so Planet MaMa is started with the following augmentations to the previous Earth experiment. Women are unable to get pregnant from any Man who is not the Man who took their virginity, and they are not able to have kids until 40 such that they exhaust all of their selfish desires. Technology is imported at it's current level as it exists on Earth today so no innovation is necessary such that money and things have no reason to exist. The initial islands are in a Triforce configuration and as I am God in this scenario, I can extropolate it…
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Last reply by Deine Mudder, -
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ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD Figured since Tease's thread was so funny, I'd kick off a more general version for the best of the best animated gif's online. Here's a new favorite to get the ball rolling... http://www.12ozprophet.com/art/girl_s.gif'>
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So earlier today my wife was riding my face, having a good ol' time, when she starts busting up laughing and falls over on the bed. When she regained composure enough to clarify what the fuck it was that gave her a giggle fit mid oral, she explained, "I don't know how it's taken a decade for me to notice this, but at the right angle looking down my landing strip looks like a Hitler mustache."
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i joined depop to sell but have to share that people on this app have lost their minds. 43 for the shorts with the ass sweat stain
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Wish making 💫 1 2 3 4 13
by SMdoubleXL- 6 followers
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I know a lot of you don’t have FB but I also know that I’m not the only one who gets fabulous Wish recommendations we all know how this works and yet I still act surprised that Wish ‘suggests my these items I may need help figuring out what some of these items are and what we can possibly do with them
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https://apnews.com/article/anchor-brewing-beer-brewer-liquidate-san-francisco-3be3d9b66ea3e54f339ff1062246676f
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This summer the fucking mosquitos and flies have been out of control. I’ve tried pet friendly sprays all over the yard, fly traps that smell like sewer vomit, citronella, but nothing is helping. Any suggestions? No smart ass recommendations please and thank you.
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