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There is this kid around where I live.About a month ago he got my boys little sister drunk and did shit with her.Thursday night myself and three others caught up with him and kicked the hell out of him.Lastnight as I was walking out of 7-eleven I saw him standing outside of a car with two of his boys.Both of our eyes caught eachothers at the same time so I knew I was outnumbered so I tried to get out of there.They started chasing after me and they caught me by the back of my hoodie.I threw a few punches got mine in but was outnumbered.Got thrown on the ground and the hell beat out of me.I thought that was all.I got him he got me next time I saw one of them the nonsense co…
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Let’s take a chance at some predictions for the next year. Someone will need to remember to bump this thread next Dec tho so we can see if anyone was right. *** Mine: In 2024 I think kids will start dressing in Jesse Pinkmancore. Been a decade since the show ended and I think that may be enough passage of time. My prediction is specifically about kids who would’ve been too young to follow the show as it was releasing new episodes. So maybe middle school / high school / early 20s. Patterned hoodies. Graphic tees. Very baggy pants. Skate shoes.
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I captured this video yesterday whilst kicking the footy for the first time in years and saw this spinning and rotating black disc in the sky which seems to have like black nodules or something spinning around it like a chainsaw blade. I reckon it's a biblically accurate Angel of darkness, but what are your thoughts? It's a much greater video than those orb bullshit US navy videos for existence of UFOs, and there is no way a American Beauty style flying plastic bag could replicate such physics. Thoughts?
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Another holiday season in the dumper. There's like 9 mother fuckers that have either COVID or RSV. They are actively trying to kill the rest of us by continuing on with Christmas. Eat shit fools.
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my annual post of the greatest xmas story ever. worth the read for you newbz, enjoy.. uncle beards _____________ 'Twas the Fight before Christmas by Rick Reilly, Sports Illustrated You can take all your Tiny Tims and your Grinches and your Miracles on Whatever Street and stuff them in your stocking. The best Christmas story is about a boxer. It starts the day in 1918 when a doctor tells a slender heavyweight named Billy Miske that his bum kidneys give him five years to live, if he's lucky. Turns out he's dying of Bright's disease. This comes as rotten news to Billy, who's only 24 years old and not half bad in the ring. He's good enoug…
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@Deine Mudder Sorry, I've been so caught up in Taytay making AI pron I forgot about real web girls.... https://boobychristmas.com/ (Last year's thread)
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Yall ever get into any fancy pants mechanical keyboards? I just grabbed a super steal from chyna on a setup and it feels so damn good compared to my work and laptop keyboard.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detroit-style_pizza Detroit-style pizza is a rectangular pan pizza with a thick, crisp, chewy crust. It is traditionally topped to the edges with mozzarella and/or Wisconsin brick cheese, which caramelizes against the high-sided heavyweight rectangular pan. Detroit-style pizza was originally baked in rectangular steel trays designed for use as automotive drip pans or to hold small industrial parts in factories.[1] It was developed during the mid-20th century in Detroit, Michigan, before spreading to other parts of the United States in the 2010s. It is one of Detroit's iconic local foods. I fucks with this heavy: …
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This happened to me earlier this week and it’s been kinda bugging me. I woke up Monday or Tuesday morning and had a word stuck in my head. Maybe it was a part of a dream and that’s why it was so strong? Anyway I kept repeating the word in my head, and then out loud , and it was kind of a fun word. So I was like brushing my teeth in semi dark at 4:30 AM… muttering this absurd word which I had no idea the meaning of… bizarre. I had to look up the definition because I had no idea of the meaning. the word is a philosophy concept, but also used in relation to art.. so must have picked it up in an art class at some point. Only thing I could think. shits been…
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HIP HOP 23 1 2
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Heard Ozzy's No More Tears playing on the radio and recalled the story that Ozzy saw that on a shampoo bottle in the shower and wrote a hit song around those words. I thought that that could be good for the makers of the shampoo before saying to myself that America isn't ready for Ozzy to sell them kids shampoo. So this made me think, what's the most unlikely, improbable, outlandish, product spokeperson x product combo you can think of? My first thought was almost no one is going to buy a kitchen oven from Hitler. Other thots were R Kelly selling incontinence meds, or Lorena Bobbitt selling cocktail f…
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This is My 10000th post here on this forum. I figure I can retire from posting as My umbrage with existence and humans is now extremely well documented and I have to say that this board is perhaps the biggest positive in My world right now, if only for the fact that every other human I encounter in reality I speak the truth to goes literally insane as they comprehend how they wasted their entire life being a slave to money and capitalism. I would rather embrace death than to not make it explicit of how I refuse to be a slave to another man's agenda in the pursuit of gaining the electrical impulses on bank servers to rearrange the binary code to aff…
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today I learned you need to buy an annual license to watch color tv? How many people refuse to comply and what happens? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_licensing_in_the_United_Kingdom
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http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00403963f00000009.jpg'> a long overdue appriciation thread, this kid always keeps me laughing. just a few of my favorite MOOGLE quotes, feel free to add.
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Never Have I Ever 1 2 3
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The life and times of Nickels and Dimes
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It's my 1up Day! 🎂 1 2
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And on a Friyay! InShot_20221209_073558389.mp4
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A thread where you can post any question, and it might just get answered
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What used to be My favourite day of the year, as I was a child spoiled with loads of gifts and loved the whole Santa and incentive to be a good kid throughout the year such that you get rewarded at Christmas, is now completely shit for Me as a result of My awareness of what the day has come to symbolize. Further to the advice I seek the help of a mental professional in the Gen chat thread, I have checked Myself into a psych ward as a result of the traumas of Christmas and how tainted the whole day is to Me as a result of My own experiences of giving on the day only to be fed pain in return. My main gripe with it at present is that I wonder why has …
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This has probably been done before but what the heck. Post up tips and tricks for everyday life. When you have used some eggs from the carton cut the carton down to save space in your fridge. When frying eggs try putting a little bit of water in the pan and poach to finish rather than flipping. Never ignore a brake problem on a car. If you become unemployed try to get dislocated worker status. Treat all illegal activities in a military manner, need to know basis. Things like this, perhaps this is a fail? I dunno
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Homosexual Undertones? ???
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Sup bros haven’t been back in awhile. Spent a few weeks in Guatemala recently and figured I’d come share 🤙🏼🤙🏼 Guatemala City IMG_3844.MOV
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Always fun to see what myself and everyone else listened to throughout the year. Some surprises for me but pretty standard. I blame the drake addition bc of my gym work outs.
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its pretty self explanitory. It has to be some one famous. IF you could fight any famous person, who would it be and why? I think i would fight conan o'brian. He is a funny guy and i love his show but there is something deep down inside that makes me want to crush his head in. I think i could take his big red headed ass. http://www.sail-shearwater.com/images/Conan%20O'brian%20PHOTO%20copy.JPG'>
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don't be fooled, i'd hook her up. http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/cinerama/premier/135/nevepics/R_Stone.jpg'>
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Well, shit. 1 2 3 4
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Deserving it's own thread. Read it all. Funniest damn thing that has ever happened to me. A couple of weeks ago we decided to cruise out to Ryan's Steakhouse for dinner. It was a Wednesday night which means that macaroni and beef was on the hot bar, indeed the only night of the week that it is served. Wednesday night is also kid's night at Ryan's, complete with Dizzy the Clown wandering from table to table entertaining the little bastards. It may seem that the events about to be told have little connection to those two circumstances, but all will be clear in a moment. We went through the line and placed our orders for the all-you-c…
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Me neither, but boy was that close.
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Happy turkey day ya filthy animals share your libations and feast pics here (no feet pics plz)
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Thoughts?
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Pix of girls with fr8s, the RR, and/or graf, emphasis toward fr8s/RR. Because 12oz doesn't have enough ladies threads. Watch4Beauty_Gwen_Train_Travel_on_a_Expired_Ticket If you feel like contributing spare us the graf on girls- has its own thread, is slightly played, and I'm tired of looking at your dirty underage gf covered in wack tags with your mop stuck in her unwashed butt crack.
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12oz Sex ED 1 2 3
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Lets learn a little bit about each other i'll start by making a statement and the next person answers TRUE or FALSE then makes a statement of their own, so again......... The next person to post after me would say true it the statement i said is true false if it not true. And so, here we go... The person below me is scared of heights.
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Still on an old iPhone6s, battery is shot What are y'all using? Was looking at the 12 mini so I can one hand it. I prefer a desktop if I have serious internet business. 12 pro max is too big and regular 12 is pretty big too. I used to like Android but the apple support is really good. I still miss a few things, file management, music management, customization as far as aesthetics and one handed use But this iPhone was a tank , 2016 till now and only issue was battery life. If there's already a thread just link me I couldn't find it!
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https://www.nsa.gov/news-features/declassified-documents/ufo/ reports of reports of UFO
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I figured with few days left in august and summer (for us canadians anyways), the next big drinking day would be Halloween. Post cool costumes, ideas, etc. Few from teh interwebz: No fail intended.
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my philosophy is it isnt gay since it looks like a chick. dead serious. i showed pics of her to my homie, and he said he thought she looked pretty dope. fwiw, i was wearing a slayer shirt and eating pizza while she jerked me off. im not tryin to have anything to do with her penis or butthole tho. just sayin. you aint got shit on this, twinky. better step your game up, nukkuh. filthypeter talked me into putting her pic up
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Apply Directly to the forehead!
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4 naan
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Well I am off to watch Devin Townsend again tonight with My old friend I haven't caught up with for 8 years or so. So I am currently drinking a beer waiting on him to arrive prior to heading to the gig, and I think Indian is on the agenda for dinner, with 4 naan going to be in the order. Discuss. I won't add any music that I am maybe about to hear as the catalogue is too varied for Me to pick a definitive song to finish this post.
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