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Mine is being poor again
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Inspired by the Iron Maiden talk in another thread, I did a search and couldn't find anything on the first couple of pages so I thought I would ask you to post the shirts you picked up at concerts you attended. As I left my yuppy phase of designer shirts and those nice fabrics behind I pretty much have been living in band shirts these past few years as they usually last a long time. Anyway, here are the ones I have with me at the moment. Flew to the other side of Oz to see Symphony X play one of their first two shows and got VIP tickets to meet the band and got this shirt in the package. Their Underworld album, which they p…
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And I don’t believe him. His wife made him go to marriage counseling and this is what the doc put in his head. Known this man 30 years and there ain’t no damn way
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RIP JUGZER 1 2
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It looks like Jugzer passed away The cheerwine king himself Learned from his intagram Looks like he became a great tattoo artist Rip oontzer(was gonna post to RIP area but he's a channel zero veteran) Z
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Download every Wu affiliate album ever in this thread (AKA AYBEES WORST NIGHTMARE!) 1 2 3 4 6
by YouMad.GIF- 158 replies
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Raekwon (Corey Woods, (born January 12, 1970) better known by the stage name Raekwon (sometimes Raekwon the Chef)) http://rapidshare.com/files/264216387/Raekwon-Immobilarity-1999.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/264220490/Raekwon-Lex_Diamond_Story-2003.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/264225014/Raekwon-Only_Built_4_Cuban_Linx___-1995.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/264227652/Raekwon-Only_Built_4_The_Streets__Mixtape_.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/264232553/Raekwon-The_Vatican_Mixtape_Vol._1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/264229550/Raekwon-The_Davinci_Code_The_Vatican_Mixtape_Vol._2-2006.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/264235013/Raekwon-The_Vatican_Mixtape_Vol._3_Ho…
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"I get up, and nothing gets me down" It is a little delayed but consider this my Edward Van Halen tribute thread to the King of Rock Guitar who also happens to be the King who had the memorial hospital I was born in dedicated to in another "Time is not a straight line" situation as there is no other "King" of any domain that has or will ever exist in my lifetime that doesn't have the initials EVH. And who knew his most famous song from the 5150 album which everyone on Earth has heard in "Jump" begins with a line that everyone on this forum no doubt has some basic understanding of. And in a pure comedic twist, I have lived through becomi…
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My contract is up and I’m likely gonna just go pre paid. It would be like half of my monthly bill
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Brehs, I am a goddamn beast with this boxing shit. I went back to the old bball gym I used to go to years ago. It was about five years ago when I last went there. So I am out there with the fibraz and stylations everywhere. But seriously, this dude came up to me as I was watching one of the games and he was all like do you remember me. I told him yeah and he put his hand out and we did the whole handslap come in for half hug thing. However, once this dude got into close quarters, I noticed he put his other hand on my deltoid, that is the shoulder muscle for you retards that don't know. I turned and he was like 'damn you got cut man.' I instantly pushed him, but he had lik…
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inject that 3D sci-fi directly to my veins no super capes? Hyped
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*42 1 2
by Mauler5150- 39 replies
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So I turn 42 on the 4th of this month. So do I merge into an entropic soup of the infinite on this date and lose myself as I gain the final secrets to everything on this date or does the prevailing model of modernity prevail? Anyway, others out there should get EBPH to post on here as pretty sure his last username on here was *42 and thought it was relevant to say hi to him & get him active on here as his nemesis DAO is still on here and I could do with some lolz for my upcoming birthday.
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DAO, where the fuck you at? I know you think you were living large in some subdivision writing on an irrigation ditch (steak) in Texas, but reality is your pull out method got wifey pregnant and you have little DAOs running around, and you are wishing you were back in philly. Don’t be embarrassed you were wrong, I still welcome you back, just so we can talk shit to each other.
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Great Quotes. 1 2 3 4 39
by King Of Hell- 12 followers
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I did a search and found a "great quotes thread form 2001, but it wasn't worth ressurecting. Here goes. If a man has a talent and he cannot use it, he has failed. I he has talent and he only uses half of it, he has partly failed. If he has talent and learns somehow to use the whole of it, he has gloriously succeeded, and won a satisfaction and a triumph few mnen ever know. -Thomas Wolfe. Its is well, I die hard, but I am not afraid to go. -George Washington's final words. I can do one of two things. I can be pPresident of th…
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What is your profile pic? Hard to see these tiny circle pics.
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As a warning, this post is long but has been a LONG time in the making.This is what happens when you are an Analyst by profession and can interpret and understand the true purpose of "Device Analytics" in that technology is here and it has fucked me in the arse so hard that I swear I speak Hindi these days as my "Hind Eye" seems to have wrapped it's way around my neck and balls as a result of attempting to emancipate myself from the drug fucked needle using junkie scum I can't seem to escape from having to deal with in my day to day life. So given that the AI hivemind controlled bots on Youtube are now freely revealing that with the introduction …
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a friend showed me this group. deserves to be shared Los Angeles Negros is a Chilean band popular during the mid-late 1970s. Formed in 1973, the band released several albums after coming together through a local radio competition. The band's name translates The Black Angels. Their music is a unique blend of Latin Bolero and 1970s funk. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_angeles_negros some tracks- listen to this one first http://youtube.com/watch?v=hpnq_KimidI&feature=related http://youtube.com/watch?v=JKFpQnGRJ2U&feature=related http://youtube.com/watch?v=xiw4kumY0Ic http://youtube.com/watch?v=KhdHsDrIA3g&featu…
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RIP. From a WWII refugee to Mayor of some shitty city, to the undisputed King of trashy day time television. Let's list off all his boss moves in life. Pays for hookers with checks. Has audience members show him tits everyday for plastic beads.
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As a warning, this cock is long but has been a LONG time in the making.This is what happens when you are an Analyst by profession and can interpret and understand the true purpose of "Dick Analytics" in that technology is here and it has fucked me in the arse so hard that I swear I speak Hindi these days as my "Hind Eye" seems to have wrapped it's way around my cock and balls as a result of attempting to emancipate myself from the dick fucked needle using junkie scum I can't seem to escape from having to dick with in my day to day life.
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I think 90% of boomers suffer from varying degrees of fetal alcohol syndrome. Help me do some research https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/fetal-alcohol-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20352901
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i would post some of my collection but im to lazy to do the whole photopoint thing right now..... so post some girl pics!!!...shit i dont care take them off a website if you must...it's just that peoples actual pics are always better
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RIP to the GOAT of fold out cartoons. 102 and still gone too soon. https://www.npr.org/2023/04/10/1169162240/mad-magazine-cartoonist-al-jaffee-obituary
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How do you think this will change the landscape of podcasting? Nearest comparison would be Stern to Sirius or Conan O’Brian to TBS it was real nice not getting ads every 10 mins
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Is that thread still available about Frank the Portuguese brother in law who was fat and useless and did all sketchy mong strength stuff but the family backed him up? Can't remember the thread title.. Is the OP still active?
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who played D&D as a kid...or now (yes, i was THAT LOSER.) 1 2 3
by Guest MR BOJANGLES- 3 followers
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what?!?!!??! my level 10 thief/ magic user wouldve run up in your ass sucka! hahahahah...just needed a break from all these emotional posts.
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I think this shit is pretty cool and I just learned about it today spectre of the Brocken is the magnified (and apparently enormous) shadow of an observer cast in mid air upon any type of cloudopposite a strong light source. Additionally, if the cloud consists of water droplets backscattered, a bright area called Heiligenschein, and halo-like rings of rainbow coloured light called a glory can be seen around the head or apperature silhouette of the spectre. Typically the spectre appears in sunlightopposite the sun's direction at the antisolar point
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who wants a boring ass AIM conversation? disasterrrrrrrrr ask me questions you dont actually want answers to.
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060723/bs_afp/kuwaiteconomygrant_060723145812 kuwait is paying each citizen of its country 700$ bucks because they are so rich off oil this is a message to our government adn all the other rich ass corporations like cingular and the oil companies that have been raping the publics wallets for the past years and posting record profits....PAY MY FUCKING BILLS YOU FAGGOTS. I WANT $700 DOLLARS YOU RICH FUCKING BLUE EYED ASSHOLES, THAT ONLY COVERS TWO MONTHS OF THE PHONE BILLS THAT YOU BITCHASS NIGGAS RAPE ME FOR AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH MUST KILL
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we know there not dog toys they are marketed in camoflauge for women. these are the new milineliums version of back massagers and they are skin safe and water soluble and women whom do not own a k9 are purchasing them. these are dildos not dog toys or electric toothbrushes.
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TCHATCHKES -☠️- patches, enamel pins, challenge coins, keychains, lighters, bottle openers 1 2
by KILZ FILLZ- 31 replies
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We had a thread for this, but it's gone. David Cross: Heaven and Squagals Reading from good pussy Morning Radio DJs Tasteless & Odorless Bill Hicks: Positive drug story http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX1CvW38cHA Evolution http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baeT3g7udho Marketing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqhreQQ4glA
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https://anthology.rhizome.org/one-terabyte-of-kilobyte-age WHOS YA BOY!!! let this be a lesson that all things online come to an end. We need to enjoy our time here on teh oontz while we still have it. forums/image boards are archaic and we are lucky to have a place to hang and relate. Sadly, eventually, this will probably be gone too - and I know I will miss it dearly. *** i heard about this site today and it’s a nice cozy piece of nostalgia for me. Way back in AOL times, i had a geocities page that I set up for some dumb reason (and never used for anything). …
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http://www.thesimpledollar.com/2007/11/29/everything-you-ever-really-needed-to-know-about-personal-finance-on-the-back-of-five-business-cards/
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SALT LIFE!!!!!
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Stalkers.... 1 2
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I have a friend, well he started off as a friend, that wont leave me alone. He is everywhere. At first we were cool, he was just a friend, then he completely changed. It started with the questions...... "So...when are we gonna go out?" "Oh never? but for real, when are we gonna get together?" "REALLY! when we gon' go out baby?" he will go on like that for an hour if i let him. he doesnt take no for an answer, so i usually just walk away. But he'll ask the same things the next day whenever he sees me.Then it was the touching. Ive punched him in the face a couple of times, he doesnt touch me that much anymore. But now he is everywhere. I was walking today, and th…
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Anyone else fuck with these? Hit up a couple estate sales in the last few months. Only thing I've picked up is a some super dope glazed wine glasses for this chick I'm seeing. Seen a bunch of rad furniture but theyve been asking way too much. Haven't done a yard or garage sale in a bit. Usually a good spot to grab some decent tools on the cheap tho. I tend to look for art, tools, knives, fishing shit, random weird shit, and ALWAYS go thru all the vinyl just in case....
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Any advice for how to question my boss’ boss on why he is constricting established schedules? So far all I got is asking so I can understand why I’m pushing it down, so I can explain if asked. Wildly aggressive dates are becoming the norm and it’s burning my people out. Quality will slide. boogiehands
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