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"Zombie Virus" a hoax.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ODS-1, May 7, 2005.

  1. ODS-1

    ODS-1 12oz Elite Member

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    "Zombie Virus" a hoax.

    Discussion started by ODS-1 - May 7, 2005

    I don't know if any of you heard about this zombie virus in Cambodia, but it turns out that it's fake...


    Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul
    Military Forces quarantine Quan'sul
    Military Forces quarantine Quan'sul
    There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

    The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

    After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

    Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

    General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

    US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

    A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

    Here's the fake BBC page it showed up on.
     
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  2. GLIK$

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    GLIK$ - Replied May 7, 2005

    I just read this new headline today actually.

    The UN creates the "No Shit You Stupid Fuck" award.


    Front running candidates are, your dumbass and Jerry Seinfeld.
     
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  3. saraday

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    saraday - Replied May 7, 2005

    ^^ haha. that was really funny.

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  4. test pattern

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    test pattern - Replied May 7, 2005

    i wish it were true as i would like to battle zombies
     
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  5. ODS-1

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    ODS-1 - Replied May 7, 2005

    ^^^Just like 28 days later...
     
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  6. GnomeToys

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    GnomeToys - Replied May 7, 2005

    Everybody who read that article and thought it was the truth should have been killed immediately.
     
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    Fondles 12oz Veteran Member

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    Fondles - Replied May 7, 2005

    think of the applications!
     
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