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yous gotta love the real thing!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by BIG T, Jun 4, 2002.

  1. BIG T

    BIG T Member

    Joined: Sep 20, 2000 Messages: 976 Likes Received: 2
    U.S. attorney announces indictments of alleged Gambino members
    June 4, 2002 Posted: 2:26 PM EDT (1826 GMT)

    U.S. Attorney Alan Vinegrad displays a chart depicting the alleged hierarchy in the Gambino crime family.



    NEW YORK (CNN) -- Federal and New York state prosecutors brought charges against 17 alleged members and associates of the Gambino crime family Tuesday, including acting boss Peter Gotti, officials announced.

    The corruption charges focus on the organization's alleged efforts to control the shipping industry and the unions that represent the workers on the New York waterfront.

    Alan Vinegrad, U.S. Attorney for New York's eastern district, said that Peter Gotti, the alleged acting boss of the mob family and brother of jailed boss John "Teflon Don" Gotti, is one of the members facing charges that include racketeering, extortion, loan sharking, wire fraud, money laundering and witness tampering.

    The 68-count indictment detailed allegations of the Gambino family's stranglehold on the International Longshoremen's Association (ILA), representing 65,000 maritime workers in North America, and its alleged illegal influence on businesses on the Brooklyn and Staten Island waterfronts.

    Indictment: U.S. v. Gotti, et al. (FindLaw document, PDF format)


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    Vinegrad said the Gambino crime family exerted its control over the union by putting hand-picked ILA nominees in high-ranking positions, and "through mob muscle," forced the union's health benefits fund to award a prescription drug contract to a company which kicked back $400,000 to the family.

    The family also extorted tens of thousands of dollars from the owners of local businesses and from laborers themselves, Vinegrad said.

    "What all of this shows is that when it comes to the waterfront, the greedy grip of organized crime knows no bounds," Vinegrad said. "These charges reflect our determination that these Gottis, like those who had preceded them at the Gambino family, be held to account for their life of crime."

    The indictment also names Richard V. Gotti, an alleged mob captain and brother of John Gotti, and Richard G. Gotti, an alleged mob soldier and nephew of John Gotti.

    According to the state Attorney General's office, the Gambino family and the Genovese family have historically divided control of the New York and New Jersey waterfront, with Brooklyn and Staten Island falling in the Gambino's domain.

    Peter Gotti
    Law enforcement officials made numerous references to similarities between this case and the 1954 movie "On the Waterfront," which features Marlon Brando as a longshoreman who stood up to his corrupt union bosses.

    But Vinegrad sought to dispel any hints of Hollywood in this latest mafia drama, reminding reporters that this case "is real, it shouldn't be glamorized."

    In June 1992, John Gotti was sentenced to life in prison without parole for racketeering, conspiracy to racketeer, defraud and obstruct justice, murder in the aid of racketeering, operating an illegal gambling business and witness tampering.

    His victims included "Big Paul" Castellano, who was shot dead in 1985 as he sat in his limousine outside a steak house in midtown Manhattan. Gotti then assumed leadership of New York's Gambino crime family.

    His son, John A. Gotti, became a federal inmate in 1999 when he began serving a six-year sentence for racketeering, bribery, and tax evasion in an upstate New York prison.
  2. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    aint nothing like the real thing baby...


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    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the SEX MACHINE.

    Following in the inspired footsteps of Einstein and Edison, Montrealer Patrick More came up with the idea for his creation while polishing his car with an industrial-strength buffer. After noting that the machine sent waves of pleasant vibrations through his crotch, he set out in search of a way to share this sensual revelation with the world.

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    For those who care about such things, the whole deal is completely legal, according to the Supreme Court of Canada, because there is never any physical contact between the hostess and her client.

    So where do I sign up? you’re asking. Sadly, this world-shattering technology is currently accessible only to those who dare to journey into the heart of Montreal’s red-light district. But it seems only a matter of time before the sex machine replaces television as the primary source of home entertainment.

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    Frankly, the future never looked so bright.

  3. BIG T

    BIG T Member

    Joined: Sep 20, 2000 Messages: 976 Likes Received: 2
    ok you win your story is better than mine:eek:
  4. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    you subject line was just too good for me not to use.
  5. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    SHit if thats real... Haha i wonder if the networks would of gotten crap for showing it.
  6. platapie

    platapie Guest

    that arouses me.
  7. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 6
    Being in the mob sounds fun...I would love to wear a suit everyday... **note to self...get into the mob, and wear a expensive suit** ....someday
  8. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

    :lol: hahahahahhaahahah

  9. blame

    blame Junior Member

    Joined: Dec 2, 2001 Messages: 205 Likes Received: 0
    no shit, its cause it was unintentional seeing a girl with a see through top on the net is better than a full naked girl i say
  10. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  11. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    she shaves....i bet she knows its like that...
  12. platapie

    platapie Guest

    i bet she wants me:cool:
  13. evilistic

    evilistic Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 22, 2001 Messages: 3,554 Likes Received: 0