drain bamage Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 tis thread is strickly dedicated to "your mamma" jokes. alright here's mine: your mamma is so fat that when she wears a malcom x t-shirt helicoptors try to land on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 i like your graffiti, not your jokes. dont cheapen yourself :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drain bamage Posted March 14, 2002 Author Share Posted March 14, 2002 it's called bored on the job man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dik.n.ur.ear Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Originally posted by iCEBERG i like your graffiti, not your jokes. dont cheapen yourself :rolleyes: thats funny cause i dont like anything about you....exept of course your mother... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Originally posted by scallawag thats funny cause i dont like anything about you....exept of course your mother... *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Originally posted by drain bamage it's called bored on the job man bad joke by me, deepest apologies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drain bamage Posted March 14, 2002 Author Share Posted March 14, 2002 yeah cause your mamma's so fat she's got more chin's than a hong kong phone book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 don't you be talkin bout my mamma that way you ain't got nuthin' to talk about cuz' Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke." and Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drain bamage Posted March 14, 2002 Author Share Posted March 14, 2002 well...Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 oh yah at least she's not like your momma who is so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drain bamage Posted March 14, 2002 Author Share Posted March 14, 2002 well at least my mamma's not as dumb as yours cause...Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Originally posted by scallawag thats funny cause i dont like anything about you....exept of course your mother... thats a different kind of yo mama joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 your momma is so stupid, they said it was chili outside, she went and got a bowl...BeBe's Kids :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 yah well Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 both yall moms is so fat, the bitch was born with a silver shovel in her mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 all yo mommas is like a shotgun....one cock and she blows ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 and shes so old..when god said let there be light...she flipped the switch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 right after i told her to act her age, an the bitch died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 did i mention how she's like a doorknob.....everyones had a turn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Originally posted by ubejinxed yah well Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big. that one made me laugh your mommas so stupid when she was in the mall she saw a sign that said "wet Floor" so she did your moms like a shotgun, give her a cock, and she'll blow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 yo momma is like the village bike, everyone's had a ride... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEFCON2.0 Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Yo Aeder ya moms is like 7-11 she open 24/7 kid hahaha hit me up yo get off the stupid computer lets go skate..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 your mommas so old shes in Jesuses Yearboook. your mommas teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic yields. your mommas so fat when she gets on the scale is says "one at a time" Stop talking about my momma. I dont have one. Me and my daddy share yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drain bamage Posted March 14, 2002 Author Share Posted March 14, 2002 oh yeahhh...... well yo mamma teeth are so snaggled, when she smiles it looks like she's throwing gang signs:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEFCON2.0 Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Yo lets keep moms out a this and ill keep this out ya moms.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 yo momma's so stupid she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Police Chief Wiggum* Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 man these jokes suck almost as hard as your mama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 yo defcon.... your momma so hairy....bigfoot takes pictures of her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soul_On_Ice Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Your mama is so fat, after I finished fuckin her I rolled over & was still on tha bitch! Your mama is so old she owes Jesus a dollar. Your mama is so big, she did a cartwheel & kicked God in the face!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEFCON2.0 Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Yo Aeders moms glasses sooo thick she look at a map and see people waveing....haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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