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your mama thread

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by drain bamage, Mar 14, 2002.

  1. drain bamage

    drain bamage 12oz Senior Member

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    your mama thread

    Discussion started by drain bamage - Mar 14, 2002

    tis thread is strickly dedicated to "your mamma" jokes. alright here's mine:
    your mamma is so fat that when she wears a malcom x t-shirt helicoptors try to land on her.
     
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  2. iCEBERG

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    iCEBERG - Replied Mar 14, 2002

    i like your graffiti, not your jokes. dont cheapen yourself :rolleyes:
     
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  3. drain bamage

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    drain bamage - Replied Mar 14, 2002

    it's called bored on the job man
     
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    dik.n.ur.ear - Replied Mar 14, 2002

    thats funny cause i dont like anything about you....exept of course your mother...
     
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    iCEBERG - Replied Mar 14, 2002

    *sigh*
     
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    bad joke by me, deepest apologies
     
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  7. drain bamage

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    drain bamage - Replied Mar 14, 2002

    yeah cause your mamma's so fat
    she's got more chin's than a hong kong phone book
     
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    ubejinxed - Replied Mar 14, 2002

    don't you be talkin bout my mamma that way you ain't got nuthin' to talk about cuz'

    Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."

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    Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.
     
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    drain bamage - Replied Mar 14, 2002

    well...Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
     
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    ubejinxed - Replied Mar 14, 2002

    oh yah

    at least she's not like your momma who is so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's
     
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    drain bamage - Replied Mar 14, 2002

    well at least my mamma's not as dumb as yours cause...Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl
     
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    thats a different kind of yo mama joke
     
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    your momma is so stupid, they said it was chili outside, she went and got a bowl...BeBe's Kids :D
     
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    ubejinxed - Replied Mar 14, 2002

    yah well Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.
     
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    iCEBERG - Replied Mar 14, 2002

    both yall moms is so fat, the bitch was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
     
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