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your mama thread

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by drain bamage, Mar 14, 2002.

  1. drain bamage

    drain bamage Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2001 Messages: 1,407 Likes Received: 0
    tis thread is strickly dedicated to "your mamma" jokes. alright here's mine:
    your mamma is so fat that when she wears a malcom x t-shirt helicoptors try to land on her.
     
  2. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    i like your graffiti, not your jokes. dont cheapen yourself :rolleyes:
     
  3. drain bamage

    drain bamage Senior Member

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    it's called bored on the job man
     
  4. dik.n.ur.ear

    dik.n.ur.ear Senior Member

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    thats funny cause i dont like anything about you....exept of course your mother...
     
  5. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

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    *sigh*
     
  6. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

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    bad joke by me, deepest apologies
     
  7. drain bamage

    drain bamage Senior Member

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    yeah cause your mamma's so fat
    she's got more chin's than a hong kong phone book
     
  8. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    don't you be talkin bout my mamma that way you ain't got nuthin' to talk about cuz'

    Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."

    and

    Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.
     
  9. drain bamage

    drain bamage Senior Member

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    well...Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
     
  10. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    oh yah

    at least she's not like your momma who is so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's
     
  11. drain bamage

    drain bamage Senior Member

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    well at least my mamma's not as dumb as yours cause...Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl
     
  12. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13

    thats a different kind of yo mama joke
     
  13. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

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    your momma is so stupid, they said it was chili outside, she went and got a bowl...BeBe's Kids :D
     
  14. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

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    yah well Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.
     
  15. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    both yall moms is so fat, the bitch was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
     
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