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you thought 12oz had issues..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by mapo wc, Jul 3, 2002.

  1. mapo wc

    mapo wc Elite Member

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  2. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
  3. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

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  4. ALLAH NIGGA

    ALLAH NIGGA Guest

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAA WHAT A BUNCH OF FUNNY NERDS

    "So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix. fucked up huh? I want to die."
     
  5. ALLAH NIGGA

    ALLAH NIGGA Guest

    HAHAHAHHAA FUCKING DORKS

    "<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
    <honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :p"

    ^^^HAHAHHA DOMAIN NAMES, THATS CLASSIC
     
  6. mapo wc

    mapo wc Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 23, 2001 Messages: 3,119 Likes Received: 0
    yeah i noticed that quote too. thats beyond fucked up.
     
  7. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    <psychicbug> ok, take the bible in a .txt document and open it in notepad. shift every first letter to the right 1, and save it as an .avi. turns out, its a cumshot vid

    Only a nerd could say something like this......
     
  8. AeRoSoL JuNkiE

    AeRoSoL JuNkiE Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 1, 2000 Messages: 2,505 Likes Received: 0
    #4848 +(482)- [X]

    <ohm> damn
    <ohm> FUCK
    <ohm> DAMN
    <ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
    <ohm> FUCK
    <ohm> i go like this to her
    <ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
    <ohm> FUCK


    nice....
     




  9. Nothing beats that... it's just too good...
     
  10. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    <calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
    <ecoli> ew.
    <ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
    <ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
    <Aero> he doesnt answer
    *** Quits: calin (No route to host)





    <Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file




    and the classic...

    <reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away
    <reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob
    <cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs
    <cristobal> and heat up the door knob
    <cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer
    <cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....
     
  11. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    this one works around here!

    <asr> 'fo sheezy.
    <Sabboth> what the fuck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were.
     
  12. #11066 +(7)- [X]

    InVerSeX: I scanned my penis in a flatbed scanner once.
    The Spunn: did it hurt?
    InVerSeX: No, I didn't close the lid.
    InVerSeX: It was only a 14" scanner.
    The Spunn: Ah, so you couldn't scan the whole thing.
    InVerSeX: Exactly.
    The Spunn: I had to fold mine in half to fit it all on the 14" scanner, that's the part that hurt the most.
    InVerSeX: Well, I scanned mine limp and then used photoshop to get a stiffy.





    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
     
  13. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    <Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic

    <+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
    <+Christin1> how do i do that

    <FlipTopBox> wow... spam in my hotmail inbox: "See Girls with buckets of cum all over their faces!
    <Slant> FlipTopBox: Dude. Give them some credit, it's hard to balance a bucket on your face.

    <`rip> when you go into a job interview
    <`rip> and they ask you what 3 of your weaknesses' are
    <`rip> what do you say
    <clay> you tell them that youre indecisive
    <clay> and then stop talking



    Man, these nerds are fucking funny! My kind of humour :lol:
     
  14. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    good stuff..funny
     
  15. ~DeNtOnE~

    ~DeNtOnE~ Senior Member

    Joined: May 6, 2002 Messages: 1,072 Likes Received: 0
    ..

    <blazemore> omg i love this song
    <blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
    <Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song
     
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