mapo wc Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 :D-< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest ALLAH NIGGA Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 HAHAHAHAHAHHAA WHAT A BUNCH OF FUNNY NERDS "So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix. fucked up huh? I want to die." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ALLAH NIGGA Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 HAHAHAHHAA FUCKING DORKS "<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken. <honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P" ^^^HAHAHHA DOMAIN NAMES, THATS CLASSIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted July 3, 2002 Author Share Posted July 3, 2002 yeah i noticed that quote too. thats beyond fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 <psychicbug> ok, take the bible in a .txt document and open it in notepad. shift every first letter to the right 1, and save it as an .avi. turns out, its a cumshot vid Only a nerd could say something like this...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 #4848 +(482)- [X] <ohm> damn <ohm> FUCK <ohm> DAMN <ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up <ohm> FUCK <ohm> i go like this to her <ohm> "i want to suck on your clit" <ohm> FUCK nice.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 #4278 +(327)- [X] <BombScare> i beat the internet <BombScare> the end guy is hard Nothing beats that... it's just too good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 <calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator <ecoli> ew. <ecoli> wait, you "caught" him? <ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store? <Aero> he doesnt answer *** Quits: calin (No route to host) <Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file and the classic... <reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away <reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob <cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs <cristobal> and heat up the door knob <cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer <cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 this one works around here! <asr> 'fo sheezy. <Sabboth> what the fuck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 #11066 +(7)- [X] InVerSeX: I scanned my penis in a flatbed scanner once. The Spunn: did it hurt? InVerSeX: No, I didn't close the lid. InVerSeX: It was only a 14" scanner. The Spunn: Ah, so you couldn't scan the whole thing. InVerSeX: Exactly. The Spunn: I had to fold mine in half to fit it all on the 14" scanner, that's the part that hurt the most. InVerSeX: Well, I scanned mine limp and then used photoshop to get a stiffy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 <Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic <+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself.. <+Christin1> how do i do that <FlipTopBox> wow... spam in my hotmail inbox: "See Girls with buckets of cum all over their faces! <Slant> FlipTopBox: Dude. Give them some credit, it's hard to balance a bucket on your face. <`rip> when you go into a job interview <`rip> and they ask you what 3 of your weaknesses' are <`rip> what do you say <clay> you tell them that youre indecisive <clay> and then stop talking Man, these nerds are fucking funny! My kind of humour :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 good stuff..funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~DeNtOnE~ Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 .. <blazemore> omg i love this song <blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24) <Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~DeNtOnE~ Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 hahaha serluny: how long did it took u to learn c? ReDPriest:4.5 minutes serluny:how did u do that? ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do that serluny:what program ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1 serluny:how do i download it? ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com serluny:i cant download it something is wrong this is sad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 This is officially my new favourite web site...... <Wodan> hi wich langage do u spieak? <moonsee> heh <moonsee> apparently not yours <ryo-ohki> I'm gonna try setting up some Dutch auctions on eBay. <blazemore> you're supposed to be 18 to use ebay though :| <ryo-ohki> Tell that to my 200 pairs of dirty teen boy's undies. <dj_ak> i just popped a zit on my shoulder <dj_ak> and it hit me in the eye <dj_ak> then i licked my eye <splifs> women must love you <korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n?? <korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n??? <blazemore> quick, add more question marks, i think it's working :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 <blazemore> quick, add more question marks, i think it's working that wise ass just cracked me up! nice one dazzle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Wow that page is fucking brilliant, what exactly are those quotes taken from? good ones: <+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself.. <+Christin1> how do i do that * ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being an asshole - <ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~DeNtOnE~ Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 ya were are the from? were huh? huh?????? is it working????????????? j/k <evenpar123> I think I'm losing it... <Slant> evenpar123: Losing what? <evenpar123> my ability to tell the difference between games and reality <evenpar123> Just today, I was driving down a street, and saw a building that had sunlight reflecting off it... <evenpar123> And I thought "Damn....these are some nice graphics..." <evenpar123> It was horrible... <evenpar123> ugh now this is a true loser:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 #3973 +(4)- [X] <Ouroboros> suds: You are drunk, we are sober. Why are you sad? <suds> i dunno <suds> maybe cuz all the chicas at the club were so underage it was like walkin into jail *** suds has some standards <suds> noone under 18 <suds> now that i'm 22 <Ouroboros> I only have 2 standards. <Ouroboros> A left one and a right one. ---- this shit is hella funny, it makes me feel hip. -------------oh damn, hahaha gotta read this one; #3040 +(-3)- [X] quits SuB-RiC (M@h24-66-38-29.wp.shawcable.net) (I am short" is Womanese for, "I am fat) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 <ILLogik> i was having cybersex with this chick but she wouldn't go all the way so i had to rape her <BlznAzn> i find it kinky to use my cock as a probe tool to remove lint between the toes of a foot thats been inside a work boot all day <pagan> you must like to have Athlete's Cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•nakone• Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 <_Deathbr_> u can update ur sblive value or gamer to a live 5.1 <_Deathbr_> i saw that at friends house and i was like whoa.. u come across some kewl shit while lookn for eprom reading writing info's <travolta> you can also find a lot of cool pages if you search for the word "the" <reflexive> i hate how in the movies.. they still show catholic churches, where the priest places the communion on the tongue. <heath> he normally just puts his cock on there now. <Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses. <Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working. <Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate driver. <Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth. <Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bood Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Aww fuck what nerds and i thought we were bad! anyone know the irc # they are in. i wanna fuck with em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 seems that el mamerro has taken over the fss board ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 #3946 +(28)- [X] <@EvilSxxd> it's a sad sad day when a man lets a woman move into his balls <@Vashie> my nutsack is as safe as fort nox <@EvilSxxd> checked and handled by 1000s of sweaty soldiers a day? Hahaha oh man i can't stop laughing! :lol: haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 :lol:! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Originally posted by dELiSs seems that el mamerro has taken over the fss board ? Hahahahaha, I couldn't resist... what's your name on that site? Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 im too lazy to register.. i'll do it when im not so lazy. just go to see whats with events and whatevers..yah kno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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