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You might not be the best looking girl here..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shameless self promotion, Feb 6, 2002.

  1. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

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    You might not be the best looking girl here..

    Discussion started by shameless self promotion - Feb 6, 2002

    But beauty is only a light switch away.

    Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

    Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

    Pick up lines..lets hear em, ill think of more later!
     
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  2. When

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    When - Replied Feb 6, 2002

    nice shoes wanna fuck?


    works like a charm
     
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  3. willy.wonka

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    willy.wonka - Replied Feb 6, 2002

    you are nothing to me......wanna fuck?

    excuse me....whats your name?oh!i thought that you were my highschool sweetheart..
    some girl luaghed at me and told me how smooth i was...pshhhh
    i really thought she was my highschool sweetheart..
     
  4. MR BOJANGLES

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    MR BOJANGLES - Replied Feb 6, 2002

    ever do it with a left handed, blond, pollock?... you want to?
     
  5. Crook_fo'_Life

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    Crook_fo'_Life - Replied Feb 6, 2002

    wanna have a makeout party?
     
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  6. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

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    shameless self promotion - Replied Feb 6, 2002

    Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

    Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

    Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?

    Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

    Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?

    I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.

    I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first participant?
     
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  7. Vanity

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    Vanity - Replied Feb 6, 2002

    hi.


    *looks down*
     
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  8. shameless self promotion

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    shameless self promotion - Replied Feb 6, 2002

    If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
     
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    MR BOJANGLES - Replied Feb 6, 2002

    hahahahahahhahahah!
     
  10. T.T Boy

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    T.T Boy - Replied Feb 6, 2002

    the traditional........

    is that a keg in your pants? cause id love to tap that ass!
     
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  11. mind fuck

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    mind fuck - Replied Feb 6, 2002

    I aint fred flinstone, but i can make your bedrock.
     
  12. willy.wonka

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    willy.wonka - Replied Feb 6, 2002

    go to disney land with these lines

    i pulled 17 from there and had girls calling me from all over the U.S.of.A


    i like the halves on a bastard too...
     
  13. shameless self promotion

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    shameless self promotion - Replied Feb 6, 2002

    Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me. And really, who can blame you with a gorgeous face like this. So can I snatch a kiss or vice-versa (that is kiss a snatch).

    Excuse me, but I think that you are too drunk to drive. Can you recite the alphabet backwards? [Does it] Next, I need for you to bend over and spell "RUN".

    Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?
     
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    shameless self promotion - Replied Feb 6, 2002

    oh and, my fav..

    Excuse me, you wanna dance?
    (yes)...ok lets dance!
    (no)....no no no, you heard me wrong, i said you look fat in those pants!!

    hahahahahahaha
    It works so beautifully well!!!hehehehehe
     
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  15. willy.wonka

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    willy.wonka - Replied Feb 6, 2002

    ha!shameless

    thats some tight stuff...