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You might not be the best looking girl here..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shameless self promotion, Feb 6, 2002.

  1. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    But beauty is only a light switch away.

    Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

    Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

    Pick up lines..lets hear em, ill think of more later!
     
  2. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    nice shoes wanna fuck?


    works like a charm
     
  3. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    you are nothing to me......wanna fuck?

    excuse me....whats your name?oh!i thought that you were my highschool sweetheart..
    some girl luaghed at me and told me how smooth i was...pshhhh
    i really thought she was my highschool sweetheart..
     
  4. MR BOJANGLES

    MR BOJANGLES Guest

    ever do it with a left handed, blond, pollock?... you want to?
     
  5. Crook_fo'_Life

    Crook_fo'_Life New Jack

    Joined: May 4, 2001 Messages: 40 Likes Received: 0
    wanna have a makeout party?
     
  6. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

    Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

    Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?

    Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

    Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?

    I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.

    I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first participant?
     
  7. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    hi.


    *looks down*
     
  8. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
     
  9. MR BOJANGLES

    MR BOJANGLES Guest

    hahahahahahhahahah!
     
  10. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    the traditional........

    is that a keg in your pants? cause id love to tap that ass!
     
  11. mind fuck

    mind fuck Guest

    I aint fred flinstone, but i can make your bedrock.
     
  12. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    go to disney land with these lines

    i pulled 17 from there and had girls calling me from all over the U.S.of.A


    i like the halves on a bastard too...
     
  13. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me. And really, who can blame you with a gorgeous face like this. So can I snatch a kiss or vice-versa (that is kiss a snatch).

    Excuse me, but I think that you are too drunk to drive. Can you recite the alphabet backwards? [Does it] Next, I need for you to bend over and spell "RUN".

    Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?
     
  14. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    oh and, my fav..

    Excuse me, you wanna dance?
    (yes)...ok lets dance!
    (no)....no no no, you heard me wrong, i said you look fat in those pants!!

    hahahahahahaha
    It works so beautifully well!!!hehehehehe
     
  15. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    ha!shameless

    thats some tight stuff...
     
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