shameless self promotion Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 But beauty is only a light switch away. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you. Pick up lines..lets hear em, ill think of more later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 nice shoes wanna fuck? works like a charm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 you are nothing to me......wanna fuck? excuse me....whats your name?oh!i thought that you were my highschool sweetheart.. some girl luaghed at me and told me how smooth i was...pshhhh i really thought she was my highschool sweetheart.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 ever do it with a left handed, blond, pollock?... you want to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crook_fo'_Life Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 wanna have a makeout party? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 6, 2002 Author Share Posted February 6, 2002 Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm? Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat. Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy? Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs. Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard? I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it. I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first participant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 hi. *looks down* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 6, 2002 Author Share Posted February 6, 2002 If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 Originally posted by shameless self promotion Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard? hahahahahahhahahah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 the traditional........ is that a keg in your pants? cause id love to tap that ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mind fuck Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 I aint fred flinstone, but i can make your bedrock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 go to disney land with these lines i pulled 17 from there and had girls calling me from all over the U.S.of.A i like the halves on a bastard too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 6, 2002 Author Share Posted February 6, 2002 Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me. And really, who can blame you with a gorgeous face like this. So can I snatch a kiss or vice-versa (that is kiss a snatch). Excuse me, but I think that you are too drunk to drive. Can you recite the alphabet backwards? [Does it] Next, I need for you to bend over and spell "RUN". Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 6, 2002 Author Share Posted February 6, 2002 oh and, my fav.. Excuse me, you wanna dance? (yes)...ok lets dance! (no)....no no no, you heard me wrong, i said you look fat in those pants!! hahahahahahaha It works so beautifully well!!!hehehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 ha!shameless thats some tight stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeBddub Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 Originally posted by shameless self promotion oh and, my fav.. Excuse me, you wanna dance? (yes)...ok lets dance! (no)....no no no, you heard me wrong, i said you look fat in those pants!! hahahahahahaha It works so beautifully well!!!hehehehehe man those lines are king! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eski Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 *to any person working behind the counter* pack of cigs and a fuck thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 Originally posted by Vanity hi. *looks down* unfortunatley thats my best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 show me the gateway to your guts you fat slut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 Hey there, you look like someone with a self-esteem problem... Could I have gender-confusing sex with you, and steal your identity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catwash Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. ABC show me the gateway to your guts you fat slut best yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 #502 If you were a booger, i would pick you first. Originally posted by shameless self promotion Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard? :confused: anyways...i cant pick up girls worth shit, so i give them a smile and look away...unless they are around my friends, then i just introduce myself...thats it...i know i cant get any so why bother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 6, 2002 Author Share Posted February 6, 2002 Originally posted by Eski *to any person working behind the counter* pack of cigs and a fuck thanks :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Excuse me, have I fucked you yet? Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let's begin. Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed? Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut? Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge? First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. :king: and finally my fav.. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?:D :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 Re: #502 anyways...i cant pick up girls worth shit, so i give them a smile and look away...unless they are around my friends, then i just introduce myself...thats it...i know i cant get any so why bother [/b] thats the spirit but what about, hi my name is ______ would you like to go out on a date with me? ^wak, just use the brick it takes out the middle man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 6, 2002 Author Share Posted February 6, 2002 damn baby are you a pokemon..? Cause i sure wanna piekachu(sp?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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