christo-f Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Bit of Islamic cheer for Christmas in the serious section.... YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF... 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 would prop you but need to spread it around before propping you again. Nice to see something light hearted in Crossfire!! I liked 5,8 and 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 hahaha propped. 2, 4, and 10 were hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 propped indeed! 1-10 I like the funny ones and the....you know? true yet wack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 very funny.. ipropped In the spirit of crossfire I do need to point put that most Taliban don"t row Opium, our friends the Northern Alliance do. Anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 plenty of taliban 'round these parts grow opium. and weed. football field sized weed fields. its really quite impressive. burning bunkers w/ over 3 tons of weed is also pretty neat 11. you think its better to rape little boys than have premarital sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 bring me back some taliban weed, fist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 This is not funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 these dudes live in the desert right^^^^ why haven't they gotten up on the brimmed turban? Keep the sun out ya eyes These Taliban types are on some other shit. Talk about moral hypocrites. All that Heroin is just another weapon. I'm sure thats how they consider it... My patience for these people is wearing very thin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 try working with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 yo fist. get rich. introduce and market the brimmed turban These people couldnt be more different than us. Why dont we just let them do they thing and leave them alone. Problem solved. Every so often we carpet bomb they poppy fields just to piss them off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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