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YOU LOOK LIKE MC HAMMER ON CRACK

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SHUTMDOWN, Dec 1, 2004.

  1. SHUTMDOWN

    SHUTMDOWN 12oz Member

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    YOU LOOK LIKE MC HAMMER ON CRACK

    Discussion started by SHUTMDOWN - Dec 1, 2004

    Last Saturday night my new girlfriend and I were about 30 yards or so from a shooting outside a local club, and then another cloud killer bust one off about the same distance in an apparnet stick up in my neighborhood the following night. Needless to say, the city is getting slightly wilder than usual. She's from a pretty nice spot out in the county and not really use to such excitement. We're both a little nervous about her walking from her work to the parking garage, and from her car to my house. She said she wouldn't carry a gun, and asked if I'd get her some mace. I decided a Stun Gun would be a happy medium and decent protection from an unarmed attacker. The problem is I'm not sure how effective they really are.

    The directions say that you have to apply the thing for about 4 to 5 seconds for it to incapacitate someone. Not thinking I'm going to be phyically able to zap myself for 4 seconds, I suggested that she do it so that we could effectively try it out. She wont do it. We were at a bar the other night, and I broke it out and stuck my homeboy. Either he was able to jump and get away, or subconsciously I couldnt bear to make him look like an epileptic in public. All hell broke loose and we had about a 5 minute meylay of druken shockings traded between me and my friends. The only thing this proved is that it DOES hurt, but nobody went down twitching, and nobody got in a good few seconds of effective zap time.

    So now I'm back to the drawing board and thought it might be a good idea to ask some fellow 12 ouncers for suggestions. I want to prove to both of us that it is not only a good piece of self defense, but that she will be capable of carrying out the deed, leaving her enough time to escape. She is the type person that is extreemely nice to everybody and does not want to hurt anybody. I came up with the idea of making her give one of the vagrants that hang out by her work and ask for money a good buzz while I was present to make sure that we maintained control of the situation. She agreed half hartedly under the condition that we leave him like $20 for when he comes to. I really dont think she's going to do it, so I need some creative ways to REALISTICLY test this thing out.

    So, If you know anything about Stun Guns, or you are a creative thinker, please help a brother out...
     
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  3. Kr430n5_666

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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Dec 1, 2004

    no power
     
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  4. LOL With Jesus

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    LOL With Jesus - Replied Dec 1, 2004

    I really enjoyed the title of this thread.
     
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  5. nomadawhat

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    nomadawhat - Replied Dec 1, 2004

    A friend just bought his girl a stun gun that looks like a cell phone. he said he tried it on another guy, whos pretty big, and it took him down after a few seconds. what did the one you have look like?
     
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    SHUTMDOWN - Replied Dec 1, 2004

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    I got her this one with the 4 prongs which I thought would be the best way to ensure proper contact

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    I was checking out this cell phone one, but was concerned about the contact points not being as effective.


    I dont know...
     
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    not sure wtf happened with the picture up there, hopefully this one works
     
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    "I..don't get it."
     
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    fr8lover - Replied Dec 1, 2004

    get your girl some bear mace
     
  10. SHUTMDOWN

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    SHUTMDOWN - Replied Dec 1, 2004

    She's pretty stealth about the whole thing, and holds it nicely concealed in her jacket pocket...I think a bear mace can would be too big for that...

    ???
     
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    nomadawhat - Replied Dec 1, 2004

    isn't pepper spray more effective on humans than bear mace? i think i remeber hearing that.
     
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    2 blaazed - Replied Dec 1, 2004

    This shit sprayed right in the face will totally stop them from attacking you from enough time for you to get out of there or the police to come

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    ctrl+alt+del - Replied Dec 1, 2004

    there are small little gadgets that emit ultra fucking high pitched noises that will cause your attacker to go temporarily deaf, can induce vomitting and disorient them
     
  14. iloveboxcars

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    iloveboxcars - Replied Dec 1, 2004

    dont use bear mace, it is less efective than human mace. thank you p.e.t.a.
     
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    nomadawhat - Replied Dec 1, 2004

    so while you are getting attacked do you need to put ear-plugs in before using this gadget???
     
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