Guest sneak Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 ...you wake up with: 2 hands COVERED in purple corio, which wont come off. you wake upw ith more money than you started the night with you have hangover there are 3 random girls numbers on a piece of paper shoved into your zip on your trousers photos of you tagging drunk/asleep people on nightbusses. sneaks/pushing the new sport of drunk person tagging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 If I fell asleep on the night bus (which I have done) and woke up with a tag on me, believe me I would hunt down the toy that did it and tag their face from the inside out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 ahh love it sneak! Waking up with random phone numbers in your mobile phone You walk through the door as your parents get up in the morning and your going to bed You have sms messages in your phone you have no idea what they mean as you cant remember sending any to them Checking your bank balance at the start of the night , and waking up with a balance print out saying how much you have left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Waking up with TWO riotously beautiful swedish girls in your bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Making fun of people for 'dropping early' at 11am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 on closer inspection, i can conclude that my jacket had a fight with my mop last night, and came off worse. damn, how do you explain / get rid off purple blotches down one side of a beige jacket? oh well. i called the 3 numbers...one was someone i already know, one rang and rang and went on to a britney spears answer phone and one could eb promising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 when youre leanin out of the chevy steady ralphin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 When you don't wake up at all. That means you die. Hahahahahahaha...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 when you wake up with a bike on top of you in your friends yard still holding a beer . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 story on aim is a mustola Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panic Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 how bout this one, you wake up, drunk as fuck, with no button on your pants and a dryed out marker in your pocket, with no lid on it, stains on your pants, and the bed you woke up in, with your buddies girlfreind. ha! newyears is always a party.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basic Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 when you wake up with the top half of a female bike cops uniform in your bag . still never found out to this day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 The other day, after a long night of partying, I stepped out of a strip club with more money than what I came in with. Serious cause for concern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 ^^ unless there was an ATM in the club. if not, i'd be wary about returning.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Nope. It was all in $1's too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 If you managed that without losing items of clothing, I commend you. If somehow you managed to emerge from the club with more money AND clothing than you entered with, I'd be alarmed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 1st ..waking up two states away not knowing 1 bit on how you got there. 2nd waking up on a hot summer day only to find a fully decorated christmas tree in your front yard along with a fully functional manger scene.. weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 been there, done that :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 waking up and thinking "christ, last night was shit" I've had bare of those nights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 waking up and not remeber shit. then your boys tell you it was a crazy night and wont get into the specifics.So for a week straight all you try to do is remeber something.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Or like when you got only like 5 10 bucks one night when you go out and u get completely trashed and still have that 10 bucks...thats great too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAPiTA Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Originally posted by Telo 1st ..waking up two states away not knowing 1 bit on how you got there. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 You wake up and you and your boy are in the same bed with a naked young but not illegal girl between you. :scowl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 when you wake up lying in a pile of broken glass, urine, and vomit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Originally posted by Basic when you wake up with the top half of a female bike cops uniform in your bag . still never found out to this day That is so damn cool. So damn cool. I never have good nights when I’m that drunk. When I’m that drunk, I wake up with blood all over my fists and my face, if anything. I remember one time, I woke up with numbers written down. There were no names, but there were little sidenotes next to them, like “big tits” and “dick sucking lips”. With no name though, I didn’t call them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X There were no names, but there were little sidenotes next to them, like “big tits” and “dick sucking lips”. Hahahahaha. excellent.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 :lol: these stories are too damn good. note to self: get much drunker in future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1HalfOfMe Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 --when you wake up and your pee shoots the wrong way for the first few seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 you know you've had a good night when you post the story on 12oz and mamerro gives you a thumbs a up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro The other day, after a long night of partying, I stepped out of a strip club with more money than what I came in with. Serious cause for concern. It was all in $1's too. mamerro got nekkid at the strip club! and made cash! you know you've had a good night when...... your friend calls to tell you to pay the upholstry cleaning bill on their couch cos you mistook it for the toilet the night before you come home in different clothes than you left the house in you have a huge fone bill from all the sms messages you sent to the 12oz phonefunk crew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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