dead sentiment Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 the pint of triple chocolate haagen daaz, that you are eating with a fork, tips over on your desk, and the mound of sprinkles you had poured into it spills out all over the place, and you sweep the sprinkles back into the ice cream over the side of the desk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 haha..nice save Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 this sure was thread worthy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 fuck yea.quick thinking is needed for such events. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 atleast you know your a fat-ass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Im nominating this thread for thread of the year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 haha,spriiiiiinkles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 you know you're a fat ass when... you are eating a cheeseburger and ketchup drips onto your chin, and instead of getting a napkin you wipe your chin with the bun and take another bite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 .....you're fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 You know your a fat ass when.. You call the chinese food place around your house, and from the sound of your voice they know who you are, where you live, and what you wanr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 You suck your stomach in and you still look fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Originally posted by 2BLAZZED@Jul 9 2005, 04:43 PM You know your a fat ass when.. You call the chinese food place around your house, and from the sound of your voice they know who you are, where you live, and what you wanr Quoted post :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uknowmyname Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 You know your a fat ass when..... Your arm cant reach around your ass to wipe it the right way.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta9 Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 you know your a fat ass when your on the internet reading this right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead sentiment Posted July 9, 2005 Author Share Posted July 9, 2005 Originally posted by BIGMETALCIRCUS@Jul 9 2005, 11:34 AM you know you're a fat ass when... you are eating a cheeseburger and ketchup drips onto your chin, and instead of getting a napkin you wipe your chin with the bun and take another bite. Quoted post ahahahahaaaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Originally posted by 2BLAZZED@Jul 9 2005, 11:43 AM You know your a fat ass when.. You call the chinese food place around your house, and from the sound of your voice they know who you are, where you live, and what you wanr Quoted post Are you sure it isn't the caller ID based automatic address lookup system that almost every restaurant on earth has to save time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 ^^^still you would have to order fairly often for them to remember all that random information from just glancing at your number...thus justifying the fat ass comment.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 LAY OFF ME IM STARVING!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 No, a lot of places have computer software that they enter your address into when you order, if they have time. Then the next time you call, it can be set to just pop up your information on the screen so they don't have to waste time taking addresses during busy periods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 you know you're a fat ass when: you eat cereal out of a pyrex mixing bowl and keep pouring cereal in till the milk is gone :mmm: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 you know youre a fat if when you play WoW you use the /pizza command to order your meals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Originally posted by GnomeToys@Jul 9 2005, 03:54 PM No, a lot of places have computer software that they enter your address into when you order, if they have time. Then the next time you call, it can be set to just pop up your information on the screen so they don't have to waste time taking addresses during busy periods. Quoted post ok, I misunderstood... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Jul 9 2005, 04:45 PM You suck your stomach in and you still look fat. Quoted post :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 you know your a fat ass when you look down and cant see your penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Originally posted by GnomeToys+Jul 9 2005, 04:21 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GnomeToys - Jul 9 2005, 04:21 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-2BLAZZED@Jul 9 2005, 11:43 AM You know your a fat ass when.. You call the chinese food place around your house, and from the sound of your voice they know who you are, where you live, and what you wanr Quoted post Are you sure it isn't the caller ID based automatic address lookup system that almost every restaurant on earth has to save time? Quoted post [/b] nah dog, around here these chino places dont have caller id, its because they know excactly who you are because you eat there to damn much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 yeah i wouldnt expect a lot of the BK chinese food places I've grubbed at to really be up and up on hi tech food ordering software tracking devices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepyceas2- Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 you know ur a fatass when. . . .. you drink the hot dog juice after the dogs are gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 you get thousand island dressing on your pizza instead of pizza sauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suicide Bomber Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 You know a fat ass when your fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sippin sippin Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Originally posted by GrimeyLife1@Jul 9 2005, 06:49 PM you know your a fat ass when you look down and cant see your penis Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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