Guest greedy mars Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 your sitting at your computer in your underwear and there are little flies on the screen and there flying around you..... repeat the process thinga ma jig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 i know when it's time to shower when there's oil on my fingertips when i scratch my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 when my balls start to smell like boiled cabbage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 when im dirty duh sarcasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris when my balls start to smell like boiled cabbage i so remember that thread. let me bump that. haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drunken phil Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 ...when you quickly look left, then quickly look right, and all of a sudden it's snowing in the middle of summer:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 When your'e sitting at your computer and you wonder why it smells like the bum down the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 shower? :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spec Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 When you stink like shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by spec When you stink like shit im sorry :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 I am extremely hygenic/clean person, but when you have a fever and have been spending all day inside under the sheets.......and When you reach down and scratch the sides of your nuts.........and then .......oh .....jeusus, yeah you bring it up to your nose and sniff and.......BAM oh yeah, but i everyone should GOLDBOND there nuts after showering. Its such an amazing powder. Keeps your boys dry, sweat free, non itchy, and it gives you this amazing tingly feeling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 ^^^I use baby powder...same thing basically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 when your ass starts smelling like sweat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Noooo way dude. I used to use that shit liek last week, and then i bought gold bond. ANd baby powder doesn't make your nuts tingle like that. Its amazing. Its like there's a party on my nuts and everyone's invited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 What the fuck is this?! the When bashing thread? come on now people :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by George Dubyah Bush Its like there's a party on my nuts and everyone's invited dude thats going in homosexual undertones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerJayII Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 I KNOW I NEED A SHOWER WHEN EVERYONE AROUND ME STARTS FARTING TO COVER UP MY BODY'S ODOR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 When you have been riding trains steady for eleven days and when you take a peek at your underarm hair, they are COATED WITH WHITE WAXY SHIT. Sweat contains oil, in addition to a bunch of other funky shit. If you don't bathe, the shit like builds up. And it smells funky! Pee-eeuhh. I stopped in Salt Lake City and found a friend at the One Big Union Bar & Saloon, and she let me crash at her place and use her bathtub. I had to scrub the tub with Ajax to get the diesel fuel ring out. My clothes never did lose that smell. Oh, well. That's trampin' for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 When you start sticking to the chair youve been sitting in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 showering?!:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris dude thats going in homosexual undertones Hahah ::shrugs::, you got nothing to worry about, i don't ride the hershey highway. Hahaha There wasn't any undertones at all.........its more like...........I found this great powder that will benefit every man, cuz everyone has had sticky balls at one time or another. So yeah spread the word. Its amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 uhhhh....yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 150's~ Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 You know you NEED to take a shower when you got a down ass chick that is willing to strip bucknaked, hop in the shower and scrub your back for you. Maybe if you're lucky you can wash her hair too. Then if she asks you to "Smack my ass Daddy!" you know its all good cuz you about to get some; you know your female is into that kind of thing and like I said before, she's a down ass chick. Then finally you can get her to scrub them balls while you stay so Fresh and so Clean Clean with your wifey and Outkast playing in the background. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 word to the guys with the little bit of skin still left on the tip of their ding dong. you know exactly when you need a shower. its like a shower timing device. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 When you go to take a piss and you still have a condom stuck in your pubic hair. Happened to me yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 when you start to think the shirt must have already smelled horrible when they sold it to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Oh fu Oh fuck all of yall. My balls will be fresh and yours won't be. BOOYA Gwb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
82 Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 when your cock makes your balls hold up a cardboard sign that says "will work for soap and water." :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 http://www.synergizedsolutions.com/simpsons/pictures/homer/homer_shower.gif'> a bath a day keeps the lice away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by 150's~ when you got a down ass chick that is willing to strip bucknaked, hop in the shower and scrub your back for you damn straight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.