Soup BDC Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Yeah it burns me up. Today I was called in to see the director of our art major's department, which was more of a "IM THE ALMIGHTY DIRECTOR YOU SHALL OBEY!" while I try to defend myself as much as possible after she says "If you argue with me, or any of your teachers again I'll have you kicked out, and I've already been given the Ok to do so from the administration." She talked so much bullshit. She said all my work sucked. I forgot to ask, WHY? I told her my work was as good if not better than the rest of the class, ands he said dont look at the rest of the class's work. She said that this art department doesnt grade on a curve. I should have told her, how the fuck does that work. You're not grading math papers. She asked me why I changed from industrial design to graphic design. I told her because industrial design was a different skill set. She had the BALLS to say "OH YEAH WELL I'VE DONE SOME INDUSTRIAL DESIGN. IT'S A LOT OF DRAWING JUST LIKE HERE." And I should have told her, NO IT'S FUCKING NOT! IT'S A LOT OF BONDO. IT'S A LOT OF RINSHAPE AND TEN POUND FOAM. IT'S A LOT OF HOURS IN A MINIMALLY VENTED SPRAY BOOTH. IT'S A LOT OF CHOKING ON CARCINOGENS YOU BITCH. I'm seriously about to fail art school because I'm good and I say I am. I need help.. I have a teacher with an axe to grind and is making me redo all my work from this semester in two weeks, a director that wants me dead... and this is a FUNDEMENTAL CLASS!!! I'll elaborate if anyone can please help me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 thats called anxiety Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 I just watched the Ali G movie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 how was the ali g movie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 how do you know you're good, maybe you suck but really dig your own work anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISTRACT Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 CHIKON DIPPAS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 The ALi G movie was good. I was like Harold and Kumar, goofy and ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Ali G is a genius hahahaha very many props sexy liquid explosions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Oh yeah? well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Also, the Ali G movie was pretty funny, but not as good as the show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 I agree, why hasn't the show blown up more than it has? It is known, but not enough considering its almost as good Chapelle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 i saw an episode the other day ali g was talkin to some politician about money and asked "why dont we have a $51.45 bill, this way we wouldn't need any change?" to which the politician replied " well how would u pay for something thats $51.50?" to which the genius ali g replies "yo, id just whip out my $51.50 bill then! Safe!" hahahahaha fat cat got owned, he had nothing to say to that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 the ali g movie sucks majorly compared to the show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 LEEP IT REAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Post up your work and let the OZ give you the grade. Anybody catch the season 6 opener of Trailer Park Boys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOUNT Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 you dont get caught in that situation, you just bitch slap them and laugh in their face.. that way even if they say something gud you've won because youve fucked them up :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 My laptop's about to run out of juice. Rule was 2" square, five of the same letters, specific font type, minimal number of colors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Soup BDC Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 Sorry for repeats. Fuckin edit. These two are i guess D work. Any Graphic Designers care to help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 The photo collage is nice. My advice is, shut your yap about being so good. Telling people your good (particuly elder people in the industry) just makes them think your a tosser. At Uni , the best lesson I learnt was to cater to what the lecturers want, instead of what I wanted. You dont grade yourself , they do. Think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 you should have pulled out yah cock and balls and facefucked that ignant hoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Sorry for repeats. Fuckin edit. These two are i guess D work. Any Graphic Designers care to help? i dont really know whats going on with the second, but the first is pretty damn cliche. your work isn't at all bad, but it's not really a whole lot to be bragging about either. just roll with it, learn what you can and be out. as cats have said, as soon as you start bragging about how nice you are to people who've been in the industry for a billion years, you look like a shitty, snot nosed rich kid prick and tht will only make shit worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Weird. I have a degree in ID and I don't remember being all THAT overwhelmed by noxious stuff. Sure it was there, but easily 75% of it was drawing. It's funny, cause now I do mostly graphic design. ID is awesome dude, you should have stuck around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 this is classic... thats why you should never trust anybody when they said this or that about a fight...cause you always hear a different story that sounds more like the truth if anything.. you can always spraypaint bitch on her car... i know girls dont like that and will cruise around in that car until they get something done... lol write bitch and have an arrow pointing at the driver's window Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 btw... art is art... my parents bitched out one of my teachers when i was in the 1st grade cause she wrote a big red F on my drawing of a tree... so i painted the leaves purple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Yeah it burns me up. Today I was called in to see the director of our art major's department, which was more of a "IM THE ALMIGHTY DIRECTOR YOU SHALL OBEY!" while I try to defend myself as much as possible after she says "If you argue with me, or any of your teachers again I'll have you kicked out, and I've already been given the Ok to do so from the administration." She talked so much bullshit. She said all my work sucked. I forgot to ask, WHY? I told her my work was as good if not better than the rest of the class, ands he said dont look at the rest of the class's work. She said that this art department doesnt grade on a curve. I should have told her, how the fuck does that work. You're not grading math papers. She asked me why I changed from industrial design to graphic design. I told her because industrial design was a different skill set. She had the BALLS to say "OH YEAH WELL I'VE DONE SOME INDUSTRIAL DESIGN. IT'S A LOT OF DRAWING JUST LIKE HERE." And I should have told her, NO IT'S FUCKING NOT! IT'S A LOT OF BONDO. IT'S A LOT OF RINSHAPE AND TEN POUND FOAM. IT'S A LOT OF HOURS IN A MINIMALLY VENTED SPRAY BOOTH. IT'S A LOT OF CHOKING ON CARCINOGENS YOU BITCH. I'm seriously about to fail art school because I'm good and I say I am. I need help.. I have a teacher with an axe to grind and is making me redo all my work from this semester in two weeks, a director that wants me dead... and this is a FUNDEMENTAL CLASS!!! I'll elaborate if anyone can please help me. So, what did you do to make everyone hate you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Abracadabra Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 as cats have said' date=' as soon as you start bragging about how nice you are to people who've been in the industry for a billion years, you look like a shitty, snot nosed rich kid prick and tht will only make shit worse.[/quote'] right on the money. keep your head down and stay humble. no matter how good you think you are, there are a thousand people out there that are better than you. let your work do the talking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 Hey folks thanks for the advice and humbleness recieved. I still need help dealing with a teacher that's put D's on everything I've posted. I'm not saying I'm fucking great here, but this is a fundemental class, first semester, and that shit is passing. I don't know what to do, because I have to choose my words extremely well since a slip up and all she has to do is ask the director to have me kicked out and I'm gone. This is a very bad situation. Before my meeting with the director, my teacher said that if I believed she graded my work improperly i could take it to the director. Then when i met with the director she had a copy of all you see above and the first words out of her mouth was that my work was terrible, then she went on to blow everything I did out of proportion. She was fucking mad that after I got into an "arguement" with my teacher over my grades and afterwards I didn't appologize. What the fuck kind of shit is that why would I appologize about a fucking discussion over my grades? I need help, we've got some smooth talkers on this site. Where they at? We've got some graphic designers too, help me out. I need to one way or another smooth talk AND show some highly professional work to a teacher, very reserved round cookie-baking-type looking who has an axe to grind after I let the S-word slip in the second week of class. And for the logos: The assignment was to make a logo for a made up swim club. I made a crest because, well, it's a sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 "things" i should have said? gay... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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