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you know what else fuckin sucks

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by 10 Dollar Blowjobs, Jun 15, 2006.

  1. 10 Dollar Blowjobs

    10 Dollar Blowjobs Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2006 Messages: 1,337 Likes Received: 2
    when your about to leave the house and go party, drink, kick it whatever, and you need to take a shit. but for some reason you decide not to, and think that you can hold it untill you find a bathroom or come back home. the shit doesnt feel so bad now, it wont get worse...... so you leave the house and go out and drink and smoke and chit chat and then that shit hits you. your in a park or out at the bars and walkin the streets when it hits. you need to shit really bad but theres no where to do it. you even think it might be diarreah... if your one of those weird guys that can only shit in his own bathroom then your really fucked. sometimes you will be lucky and find a jack n box bathroom at 2am, or sometimes you be shit your pants....and that sucks
     
  2. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    if i really have to shit, then i just shit wherever
     
  3. podrido

    podrido Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2001 Messages: 9,182 Likes Received: 28
    i ate little ceasers today
     
  4. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    Ive been at the park and heard my friend shit and wipe his ass with the brown bag off his english, multiple times. it happens.
     
  5. madsencarl

    madsencarl Senior Member

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  6. aReJae

    aReJae New Jack

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  7. Harvey Wallbanger

    Harvey Wallbanger Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 13, 2004 Messages: 8,567 Likes Received: 400
    My friend actually had to get off the subway two stops early because he had to shit so bad the other night. He figured he would be able to find a bathroom on the street, but it got so urgent that he just got off the train, waited for it to pull away, and then ran into the fucking tunnel about twenty feet and shit right there. Did I mention that he was drunk?

    So then he called his girlfriend (it was 3 AM, and she was sleeping) because he thought it was so funny. He was like, "I just shit myself!", and then they got disconnected. She thought he said he just shot himself, and totally freaked out.

    This story is much funnier when they tell it.
     
  8. Flavicon

    Flavicon Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 18, 2005 Messages: 2,367 Likes Received: 18
    HAHAHA ^^^^


    I use to be one of those guys that only shat in my own bathroom, but now I like to go in new and exciting places.
     
  9. AyeBee

    AyeBee Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 5,798 Likes Received: 29
    I only shit in my own bathroom, except when it's an emergency. Even on vacation I held it for 4 days once...that's a big enough feat since I'm a 2 a day kinda guy, but I was also eating White Castle everyday

    But yeah, I've seen my friends shit in some desperate situations. We were walkin around one day when it was snowin out and one of my boys had to shit real bad so he runs behind a snow pile. Few minutes later he comes out and tells us he had to wipe once with each glove, once with his top shirt, and then had to finish with his hands. I then asked him "Why didn't you wipe a few times with the shirt? I mean, it's big enough", to which he responded "...Oh yeah huh? Fuck"
     
  10. HAHAH i totaly ROFLTER thats o true.. shit happens<no pun intended>
     
  11. Some1

    Some1 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 14,835 Likes Received: 92
    You ever have to fart when your in bed with a girl but you hold it in till 5 hours later when you leave her house you can feeling it bubbling in your stomach then when you leave later on you sit in your car and release like serious 30 second fart you can feel it in your stomach and the relief is amazing?






    yea i love that...
     
  12. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    ^^^ love that

    you know what fucking sucks? having to ride a bike for 45 minutes straight with the wind blowing fairly hard against you. it feels like god is farting on you.

    /venting:mad: :mad:
     
  13. 10 Dollar Blowjobs

    10 Dollar Blowjobs Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2006 Messages: 1,337 Likes Received: 2
    ^^ you kno what sucks even worse...having to ride a bike while your stomach is bubbling and you can feel the diareeah buildnig up and planning their attack, cus now you got that bike seat up your ass while you got shit trying to pour out....

    taht happened to me last night
     
  14. upup&away

    upup&away Member

    Joined: Jul 19, 2004 Messages: 756 Likes Received: 10
    "You ever have to fart when your in bed with a girl but you hold it in till 5 hours later when you leave her house you can feeling it bubbling in your stomach then when you leave later on you sit in your car and release like serious 30 second fart you can feel it in your stomach and the relief is amazing?"

    - I feel ya. same thing happens to me in school. I sit next to a cute girl and i always seem to get gas at that moment..after 3.5 hours of class i bolt straight to my car, make sure all the windows are up tight and have at it. i love the smell of my own farts
     
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    ---> Banned

    Joined: Apr 22, 2006 Messages: 1,273 Likes Received: 0
    I usually shit before I leave the house in case I get locked up for something I don't want to have to fuck with the toilet in the holding cell.<--- lesson learned the hard way.
     
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