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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by im not witty, Apr 6, 2004.

  1. im not witty

    im not witty Guest


    been rocking it on the daily for about a month now. pretty hot shit. clears your head, and helps your body in a ton of ways..

    or maybe its basically line dancing for gay hippies. whatever. i give it the thumbs up.

    and only because i havent made a thread in a while....
    lets discuss.
  2. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    i've heard that with serious commitment to flexibilty excercises you can suck on your own penis. i started getting into yoga, but once i found a girlfriend i didn't see the point.
  3. Don't Panic

    Don't Panic Member

    Joined: Jun 2, 2003 Messages: 647 Likes Received: 0
    I don't do it, but I'm down with it.
    Here's what my new favorite site has to say about it:
  4. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    [sarcasm] i love yoga! [/sarcasm]
  5. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    haha, the drawings of the guy doing the sun salutes on that site are hilarious. for something thats supposed to help out your spine, that guy sure has some fucked up posture.

    tease, yoga loves you too, but it thinks you should see other people. you just arent satisfying it....you know. intimately. sorry.
  6. Fuck Ya'll

    Fuck Ya'll Member

    Joined: Nov 24, 2003 Messages: 601 Likes Received: 0
    I go to a class once a week. I used to run for exercise, but I am lazy and I like to watch The Simpsons with my dinner.

    Basically, you use your own weight for the exercises, and your sweat will drip like a leaky faucet. I find it more fun and way more affective than the gym since there is an instructor guiding you the whole time. It's like having a personal trainer. Sometimes the instructor does spit out cheesy spiritual stuff, but being sore for 2-3 days afterwards you know it's working....
  7. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    hmm. i rarely get sore afterwards. in fact i find that i can do other exercise type stuff like crunches and weight curls that would normally leave me sore and stiff, but the yoga prevents it. regardless, go healthy shit. *lights cigarette, cracks open beer*
  8. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,164 Likes Received: 37
    is it ok to smoke cigarettes and do yoga? if so, im game.
  9. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    that would bring the gayness rating down to about +4007
  10. bathoræ

    bathoræ Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2003 Messages: 529 Likes Received: 0
    3 times a week for about 2 months...

    It's made me super flexible, but hasn't helped my mood like other exercise does... :eek:
  11. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    This fool has some short legs

  12. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    stretchin and smokin. practically hand in hand. its all about the breathing so you might have trouble at first or something. but if anything yogas good for smokers. i dont know. hasnt stopped me
  13. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    I wanna be able to fuck 11 hours straight like Sting (the singer, not the wrestler).

    Sucking my own cock sounds pretty hype for those boring Friday nights, too.
  14. PalestineOne

    PalestineOne Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 25, 2004 Messages: 1,177 Likes Received: 0
  15. toyeattoywar

    toyeattoywar Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2002 Messages: 829 Likes Received: 1
    palestine do you have aim?