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yo mamma

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by willy.wonka, Aug 25, 2002.

  1. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    yo mammas lips so big......she need roller just to put on lipstick.

    "inspired by pharcyde"

    yo mamma's a sellout!:lol:

    any kinda put downs will do...let me see whatcha got!

    yo mamma looks like a based-out BIZ MARKIE..shit, she is BIZ MARKIE.
     
  2. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    no 'f' word here
     
  3. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    you were so ugly at birth that your parents first named you "shit happens"
     
  4. zorak

    zorak Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2002 Messages: 666 Likes Received: 1
    your momma's so fat

    (how fat is she?)

    your momma is so big and fat that she can get busy
    with twentytwo burritos when times are tough
    i seen her in the back of taco bell with hand cuffs...
     
  5. Yo mama.........

    Yo mama so fat...

    the doctor told her she was at risk of serious heart disease and she would most likely die prematurely.


    Yo mama so stupid...

    that after years of blisters and headaches working as a waitress to pay for a college education her parents couldn't provide her, she got rejected from the only college she could afford.


    Yo mama so ugly...

    she weeps wet, salty tears every time she glimpses herself in the mirror, thinking to herself, "No one will ever love me."


    Yo mama so skinny...

    her colleagues speculate in hushed tones about what they assume to be anorexia nervosa.


    Yo mama so poor...

    she can't afford a Christmas tree so she goes and finds a sad little twig in the yard and cuts out construction paper ornaments so that she can bring just a glimmer of light to her children's Christmas celebration.


    Yo mama so tall...

    the most promising romantic relationship of her life ended prematurely, due to insecurity on the part of a man somewhat shorter than her.


    Yo mama so old...

    she spends her nights awake, sweating with fear, wondering what the afterlife holds.
     
  6. sneak

    sneak Guest

    yo mamma is so stupid, she makes george bush look clever
     
  7. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    DAMN...^^^

    YO MOMMA MUST FART CHEESEBURGERS.
     
  8. HELLSATAN

    HELLSATAN Guest

    she was so fat she had other fat people orbiting around her
     
  9. trampled

    trampled Guest

    that song is hilarious....good times...good times
     
  10. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    yo momma gota penis.
    THIS BIG!!
     
  11. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    HAHAHA... yo momma got a pubic mustache.
     
  12. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    yo momma works as arodeo clown...

    she's number one at the rodeo..no cowboy can hold on to her greasy ass for 8 seconds.
     
  13. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 6
    I knew this was going to come up again, and Willy was going to start it :lol:
     
  14. bug

    bug Guest

    Re: Yo mama.........

    these are so terrible, they're actually funny..,
     
  15. tears*uno

    tears*uno Guest

    yo momma got a short leg and walk in circles
     
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