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yo mama

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ROYAL808, Mar 30, 2005.

  1. ROYAL808

    ROYAL808 12oz Junior Member

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    yo mama

    Discussion started by ROYAL808 - Mar 30, 2005

    yo mama so..........

    hairy she got dreadlox on her balls
    fat she gotta wake up in sections
    stupid she thought aliens weere sending her a message wen she looked at her cheerios
    stupid she looked at orange juice for 20 min cuz it said concentrate
    stupid she tryed to wake up a sleepin bag
     
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  2. JohnnyLode

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    JohnnyLode - Replied Mar 30, 2005

    What are you 12? Get back to class and get off the internet.
     
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  3. azert

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    azert - Replied Mar 30, 2005

    Did time just go back 8 years?
     
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  4. iloveyoursister

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    *tumbleweed*
     
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  5. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA 12oz Senior Member

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    MEROJUANA - Replied Mar 30, 2005

    ILL FUCK WITH THIS, THIS IS THROWBACK.

    YOUR MOMS SO...

    FAT SHE BLEED RAGU

    FAT SHE SWEAT CRISCO

    FAT SHE SAT ON A DOLLAR AND MADE 100 PENNIES

    FAT SHE BUNGEE JUMPED AND WENT TO HELL

    SKINNY SHE HULA HOOP WITH A CHEERIO

    SKINNY SHE ATE A MEATBALL AND THOUGHT SHE WAS PREGNANT

    OLD SHE IN JESUS YEARBOOK

    OLD HER FIRST JOB WAS HUNTING MASTODONS


    MERO JHS 117!
    HOLLA AT ME!!!
     
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  6. source

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    source - Replied Mar 30, 2005

    wow.what a great topic for a thread. really, thanks for starting this it really made me feel like i woke up thismorning for a reason


    FAKE
     
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  7. hungoverseas

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    Your mom is so fat when you draw any three points on her, Ceva's Theorem fails to work even if she went under a f'(x) = f(nx) transformation as n approaches infinity.
     
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  8. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA 12oz Senior Member

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    MEROJUANA - Replied Mar 30, 2005

    AHAHHAAHHA THIS NIGGA GOT MAAAAD WEDGIES IN HIGH SCHOOL!



    M E R O E MLBC.
    THE INCREDIBLE
     
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    TURBOCAPSLOK - Replied Mar 30, 2005

    HAHAHA AT HUNGOVERSEAS
     
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  10. hungoverseas

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    hungoverseas - Replied Mar 30, 2005

    i can thank www.yourmom.com for that one.

    i actually have to repeat my current math course, so that'll be fun.


    i read your job topic, i feel for you. if i had a magazine i'd hire you, your clowning of emo kids made me spit out my coffee.
     
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  11. KiLL Or DiE

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    KiLL Or DiE - Replied Mar 30, 2005

    Yo Mama so broke she cant afford to pay attention....
    Yo Mama so fat..2Pac cant get around...
    Yo Mama so fat, shes on both sides of the family..

    Real throw back ones..

    Yo mama so dumb she trip on a cordless phone..
    Yo mama so so fat and dark, when she jumped in the pool it look like an oil spill...(damn that one was weak..)
     
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    THESE ARE COPYWRITED BY GATITA. USE THEM, AND MAKE SURE YOU SAY "COPYWRITED BY GATITA" AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY ARE SO RIDICULOUS ITS FUNNY.

    Yo Mamma is the Cherokee Indian Tribe and I want to walk her Trail of Tears.

    Yo Mamma is like British Tea and I want to throw her overboard.

    I like to write yo mamma jokes that will also teach the children about our World History.
     
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    Neskoner - Replied Mar 30, 2005

    hung over seas had the best one by far...and meros follow up made it even better...

    All from elementary..

    yo family soo poor,i threw some trash in the dumpster and yo uncle said ouch..

    yo momma soo fat,she walked outside in a red sweater and erybody on the block hollared "KOOL AID"

    yo momma smokes soo much crack she turnt around and tryed to smoke her ass hole...
     
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    Theodore Huxtable - Replied Mar 30, 2005

    Yo mama so smart she closed this thread.
     
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  15. decu goldyn1

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    decu goldyn1 - Replied Mar 30, 2005

    i feel like throwing on some fannypack now
     
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