ROYAL808 Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 yo mama so.......... hairy she got dreadlox on her balls fat she gotta wake up in sections stupid she thought aliens weere sending her a message wen she looked at her cheerios stupid she looked at orange juice for 20 min cuz it said concentrate stupid she tryed to wake up a sleepin bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyLode Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 What are you 12? Get back to class and get off the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Did time just go back 8 years? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveyoursister Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 *tumbleweed* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 ILL FUCK WITH THIS, THIS IS THROWBACK. YOUR MOMS SO... FAT SHE BLEED RAGU FAT SHE SWEAT CRISCO FAT SHE SAT ON A DOLLAR AND MADE 100 PENNIES FAT SHE BUNGEE JUMPED AND WENT TO HELL SKINNY SHE HULA HOOP WITH A CHEERIO SKINNY SHE ATE A MEATBALL AND THOUGHT SHE WAS PREGNANT OLD SHE IN JESUS YEARBOOK OLD HER FIRST JOB WAS HUNTING MASTODONS MERO JHS 117! HOLLA AT ME!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
source Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 wow.what a great topic for a thread. really, thanks for starting this it really made me feel like i woke up thismorning for a reason FAKE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hungoverseas Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Your mom is so fat when you draw any three points on her, Ceva's Theorem fails to work even if she went under a f'(x) = f(nx) transformation as n approaches infinity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Originally posted by hungoverseas@Mar 30 2005, 06:48 PM Your mom is so fat when you draw any three points on her, Ceva's Theorem fails to work even if she went under a f'(x) = f(nx) transformation as n approaches infinity. Quoted post AHAHHAAHHA THIS NIGGA GOT MAAAAD WEDGIES IN HIGH SCHOOL! M E R O E MLBC. THE INCREDIBLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 HAHAHA AT HUNGOVERSEAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hungoverseas Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 i can thank http://www.yourmom.com for that one. i actually have to repeat my current math course, so that'll be fun. i read your job topic, i feel for you. if i had a magazine i'd hire you, your clowning of emo kids made me spit out my coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLL Or DiE Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Yo Mama so broke she cant afford to pay attention.... Yo Mama so fat..2Pac cant get around... Yo Mama so fat, shes on both sides of the family.. Real throw back ones.. Yo mama so dumb she trip on a cordless phone.. Yo mama so so fat and dark, when she jumped in the pool it look like an oil spill...(damn that one was weak..) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 THESE ARE COPYWRITED BY GATITA. USE THEM, AND MAKE SURE YOU SAY "COPYWRITED BY GATITA" AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY ARE SO RIDICULOUS ITS FUNNY. Yo Mamma is the Cherokee Indian Tribe and I want to walk her Trail of Tears. Yo Mamma is like British Tea and I want to throw her overboard. I like to write yo mamma jokes that will also teach the children about our World History. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 hung over seas had the best one by far...and meros follow up made it even better... All from elementary.. yo family soo poor,i threw some trash in the dumpster and yo uncle said ouch.. yo momma soo fat,she walked outside in a red sweater and erybody on the block hollared "KOOL AID" yo momma smokes soo much crack she turnt around and tryed to smoke her ass hole... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodore Huxtable Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Yo mama so smart she closed this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decu goldyn1 Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 i feel like throwing on some fannypack now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 your mama is so fat.. i said it was chilly outside and she ran out with a spoon and fork.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Originally posted by hungoverseas@Mar 30 2005, 06:56 PM i can thank http://www.yourmom.com for that one. i actually have to repeat my current math course, so that'll be fun. i read your job topic, i feel for you. if i had a magazine i'd hire you, your clowning of emo kids made me spit out my coffee. Quoted post I THINK IM GONNA MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE THREADS B. NIGGAS SEEM TO LIKE IT. M E R O E S S S S YO HEAT IN THE CAR. MINES IN THIS BITCH.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA+Mar 30 2005, 06:52 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MEROJUANA - Mar 30 2005, 06:52 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-hungoverseas@Mar 30 2005, 06:48 PM Your mom is so fat when you draw any three points on her, Ceva's Theorem fails to work even if she went under a f'(x) = f(nx) transformation as n approaches infinity. Quoted post AHAHHAAHHA THIS NIGGA GOT MAAAAD WEDGIES IN HIGH SCHOOL! M E R O E MLBC. THE INCREDIBLE Quoted post [/b] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: whoo, this nigga... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Originally posted by Theodore Huxtable@Mar 30 2005, 07:28 PM Yo mama so smart she closed this thread. Quoted post And I quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 i think i just got dumber by reading this crap. those jokes weren't funny in 3rd grade. they aren't funny now. i think the people that tell them are morons. if you're gonna clown some one, do it right. those are just lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMG Im Naked Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Yo mammas so black, that when she stood next to a white person there was a high contrast. Yo mamma so stupid, she sat an I.Q test and didnt do too well. Yo mammas so poor, she cant really afford to spend much money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 yo mommas so nasty, she put ice in her pants to keep her crabs fresh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 im opting for the closing of this retarded thread. dead baby jokes are 1000x funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 so are black jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 your mother is so fat, when she goes outside wearing a red shirt, all of the kids run outside yelling, "kool aid!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodore Huxtable Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Originally posted by defyoner@Mar 30 2005, 10:55 PM i think i just got dumber by reading this crap. those jokes weren't funny in 3rd grade. they aren't funny now. i think the people that tell them are morons. if you're gonna clown some one, do it right. those are just lame. Quoted post yo momma jokes were funny in 3rd grade. they can still be funny now, even though for the most part it's played. but most of em people have heard already and you gotta come up with them on your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 your moms a whore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nologo Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 I am your mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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