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yo mama

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ROYAL808, Mar 30, 2005.

  1. ROYAL808

    ROYAL808 Junior Member

    Joined: Mar 19, 2005 Messages: 122 Likes Received: 0
    yo mama so..........

    hairy she got dreadlox on her balls
    fat she gotta wake up in sections
    stupid she thought aliens weere sending her a message wen she looked at her cheerios
    stupid she looked at orange juice for 20 min cuz it said concentrate
    stupid she tryed to wake up a sleepin bag
     
  2. JohnnyLode

    JohnnyLode Member

    Joined: Jun 20, 2003 Messages: 460 Likes Received: 0
    What are you 12? Get back to class and get off the internet.
     
  3. azert

    azert Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 29, 2003 Messages: 1,798 Likes Received: 35
    Did time just go back 8 years?
     
  4. iloveyoursister

    iloveyoursister Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 4, 2005 Messages: 1,025 Likes Received: 0
  5. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2
    ILL FUCK WITH THIS, THIS IS THROWBACK.

    YOUR MOMS SO...

    FAT SHE BLEED RAGU

    FAT SHE SWEAT CRISCO

    FAT SHE SAT ON A DOLLAR AND MADE 100 PENNIES

    FAT SHE BUNGEE JUMPED AND WENT TO HELL

    SKINNY SHE HULA HOOP WITH A CHEERIO

    SKINNY SHE ATE A MEATBALL AND THOUGHT SHE WAS PREGNANT

    OLD SHE IN JESUS YEARBOOK

    OLD HER FIRST JOB WAS HUNTING MASTODONS


    MERO JHS 117!
    HOLLA AT ME!!!
     
  6. source

    source Junior Member

    Joined: Dec 24, 2004 Messages: 167 Likes Received: 0
    wow.what a great topic for a thread. really, thanks for starting this it really made me feel like i woke up thismorning for a reason


    FAKE
     
  7. hungoverseas

    hungoverseas Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2005 Messages: 588 Likes Received: 0
    Your mom is so fat when you draw any three points on her, Ceva's Theorem fails to work even if she went under a f'(x) = f(nx) transformation as n approaches infinity.
     
  8. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2
    AHAHHAAHHA THIS NIGGA GOT MAAAAD WEDGIES IN HIGH SCHOOL!



    M E R O E MLBC.
    THE INCREDIBLE
     
  9. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
    HAHAHA AT HUNGOVERSEAS
     
  10. hungoverseas

    hungoverseas Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2005 Messages: 588 Likes Received: 0
    i can thank www.yourmom.com for that one.

    i actually have to repeat my current math course, so that'll be fun.


    i read your job topic, i feel for you. if i had a magazine i'd hire you, your clowning of emo kids made me spit out my coffee.
     
  11. KiLL Or DiE

    KiLL Or DiE Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 26, 2004 Messages: 1,920 Likes Received: 5
    Yo Mama so broke she cant afford to pay attention....
    Yo Mama so fat..2Pac cant get around...
    Yo Mama so fat, shes on both sides of the family..

    Real throw back ones..

    Yo mama so dumb she trip on a cordless phone..
    Yo mama so so fat and dark, when she jumped in the pool it look like an oil spill...(damn that one was weak..)
     
  12. gatita

    gatita Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 24, 2004 Messages: 1,319 Likes Received: 1
    THESE ARE COPYWRITED BY GATITA. USE THEM, AND MAKE SURE YOU SAY "COPYWRITED BY GATITA" AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY ARE SO RIDICULOUS ITS FUNNY.

    Yo Mamma is the Cherokee Indian Tribe and I want to walk her Trail of Tears.

    Yo Mamma is like British Tea and I want to throw her overboard.

    I like to write yo mamma jokes that will also teach the children about our World History.
     
  13. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1
    hung over seas had the best one by far...and meros follow up made it even better...

    All from elementary..

    yo family soo poor,i threw some trash in the dumpster and yo uncle said ouch..

    yo momma soo fat,she walked outside in a red sweater and erybody on the block hollared "KOOL AID"

    yo momma smokes soo much crack she turnt around and tryed to smoke her ass hole...
     
  14. Theodore Huxtable

    Theodore Huxtable Banned

    Joined: Jan 20, 2005 Messages: 236 Likes Received: 0
    Yo mama so smart she closed this thread.
     
  15. decu goldyn1

    decu goldyn1 Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 24, 2001 Messages: 1,098 Likes Received: 1
    i feel like throwing on some fannypack now
     
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