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Yesterday wasn't my birthday asshole


Frate_Raper

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Every year since I can remeber people always have gotten my birthday wrong.My dad called says "hey tell your mom happy birthday for me,and yeah sorry I didn't call you on yours".......FUCKING RETARD IT'S THE SAME DAYYYYYYYYYYY.MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN SPLITSVILLE FOR 11 YEARS why are you calling?my moms remarried and he called MY cell phone.Fucking retard!

 

Dude was so high he wasn't making sence I had to tell him I had to go 5 times before he stopped laughing.Then he asked me to go get drunk with him.I haven't drank in years..............the ol man what a gent of true southern diSTINKstion!

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