CRAMPS Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 now im gonna ask you a kinda dumb question..but it has been on my mind for a little bit and its bugging me. i saw that Chapelle show where he was the president..and that bit where Mos Def comes on and starts talking about him seeing terrorists with yellow cake..then busts it out..and the random black dude comes in and belts out GOD dont DROP THAT YELLOW CAKE! and so forth. well i was with my friend and his mom watching that..and we all start cracking up (i found it hilarious yet i dont get the inside joke..the way it was said was great) well after that we all calm down and my friend turns to his mom and states "SO TRUE" and she said it back..well they are black so yes they got it..i didnt get it so i asked..they both look at me and my friend states "something we just have to keep under the belt" she concurs and..well i was pissed..I MUST FIND THE MEANING!!!!..and i still cant get out of my head how funnie it was..dave is a genius! so..will some one PLEASE tell me..what is with the yellow cake?? and a note..this also happend with the whole "skeet skeet" thing...but i found that out. I was at my shcools jym working out with my friend warren..and some kids are singing that song...and we had no idea what it ment so we asked them..they didnt know..and it bugged us...so was continued working out when the black football coach assistant walks in...so we ran over to him and asked "hey mark...what..whats Skeet mean?" and he gets this frightend look on his face...looks around then sais..."it..uuhm...you know...when your...uuuuh..gonna..burst." "what?" "shit...you know..when you..doin a lady friend..and..its your turn..you dig?" "OOOOOH your mean JIZZ right?" "......yeah" "..........well thanks" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamAlmighty Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Hmm. I have no idea what you're talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Maybe they wanted to eat it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 I am also not black so I cannot find out the answer or I will have oppressed the black man once again by understanding their jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 fucking retarded thread..stop taking jokes serious they were acting like the yellow cake they had was a major ingredient in making weapons of mass destruction.So when he said "for god sakes dont drop that shit" he ment it as if he drops it it will blow up and kill everyone damn it takes the fun out of a joke when you have to explain it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 hahahaha. you thought it was a joke only for black people, they don't tell you things because they don't think you are good enough to explain too. RACISTS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 I know whats up with the yellow cake...but I'm not telling you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 "yellow cake" is the actual term used by some people for uranium ore used in making nuclear weapons...as far as i know. im not big on science, so maybe i'm wrong. but i'm pretty sure, as somebody already said, it isn't the "black slang joke" you had in mind. actually, you were FOOLED by those silly ol' black folks on tv with their smarty pants joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 hate when that happens...like when I used to put up the X symbol during cross-colors days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 yellow cake is government slang for some sort of bomb/bomb material. if they actually were holding a piece of cake then its only because its a funny visual. see, thats a comedy show, not the news, which apparently you should watch more. furthermore, if you didnt know what skeet was then you need to brush up on context clues. -im not witty. but i am white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcappycap Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Originally posted by CRAMPS@Mar 16 2005, 11:30 AM now im gonna ask you a kinda dumb question..but it has been on my mind for a little bit and its bugging me. i saw that Chapelle show where he was the president..and that bit where Mos Def comes on and starts talking about him seeing terrorists with yellow cake..then busts it out..and the random black dude comes in and belts out GOD dont DROP THAT YELLOW CAKE! and so forth. well i was with my friend and his mom watching that..and we all start cracking up (i found it hilarious yet i dont get the inside joke..the way it was said was great) well after that we all calm down and my friend turns to his mom and states "SO TRUE" and she said it back..well they are black so yes they got it..i didnt get it so i asked..they both look at me and my friend states "something we just have to keep under the belt" she concurs and..well i was pissed..I MUST FIND THE MEANING!!!!..and i still cant get out of my head how funnie it was..dave is a genius! so..will some one PLEASE tell me..what is with the yellow cake?? and a note..this also happend with the whole "skeet skeet" thing...but i found that out. I was at my shcools jym working out with my friend warren..and some kids are singing that song...and we had no idea what it ment so we asked them..they didnt know..and it bugged us...so was continued working out when the black football coach assistant walks in...so we ran over to him and asked "hey mark...what..whats Skeet mean?" and he gets this frightend look on his face...looks around then sais..."it..uuhm...you know...when your...uuuuh..gonna..burst." "what?" "shit...you know..when you..doin a lady friend..and..its your turn..you dig?" "OOOOOH your mean JIZZ right?" "......yeah" "..........well thanks" Quoted post y dont u skeet skeet on a yellow cake and eat it and let us know if u learn any thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 "what is this "bling bling" you colored people keep talking about?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 the funny part is the other black people in the room probably didnt get the jist of the yellow cake refrence either.....they just fronted like it was a "black" thing....ahhahahaah... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 The Explaination: When President Bush said, "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa", people were terrified, and most supported going to war. He was referring to a document originally obtained from Italian intelligence, which purported that Hussein had purchased a grade of enriched uranium commonly referred to as "yellow cake" from the African nation of Niger. Former Ambassador Joseph C. Wilson IV, had traveled to Africa, and had warned the CIA that the document was a forgery. The CIA told the state department, and they told the White House. It was obvious that the claim simply did not belong in the State of the Union speech. Everyone under the sun but Bush himself was eventually blamed for the gaffe by White House spokesman, and media pundits. The source of the President's claim in his State of the Union Address has now been positively identified, according to White House aide Jeffery Mathers. It was not the Niger document from Italy at all, but a photograph. "This photograph," said Mathers, "shows the actual item found in one of Saddam Hussein's Presidential Palaces. The photo was sent to the U.S. by operatives in Iraq more than one week before the speech. As the story went along through word-of-mouth, the nature of the photograph was misunderstood. Saddam Hussein has a sweet tooth, and that is why he purchased this. As you can see, it is indeed yellow cake from Niger. It is ironic that there is also a kind of uranium with the same name, and it, too can be obtained in Niger, but this was a mistake anyone could have made." Mathers insisted that this photo is genuine, and not just the latest in a long line of obfuscations from the Bush administration. He went on to say, "While this is only a weapon of mass destruction if you are on a diet, it was indeed found in Baghdad. Now that we can all see that it was just a misunderstanding, we need to forgive our leader. It is time for all Americans, and the world to move on." So "don't drop the cake" is funny 'cus it makes fun of the majority of white people that are full of fear and think of bombs. When in fact it's about cake. Really not that funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decu goldyn1 Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 there are some intelligent ppl on here ~state the obvious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 haha thread got funny because cramps got 0WNZ0R3D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 yellow cake ps there's this great site called google.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Preparation of yellow cake, purified U3O8(s) (Courtesy of the Uranium Information Center) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 I fucking hate nigger tv,with their "yo's" and their stupid lips fooling all the white wimmin....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Your stupid friend and his stupid mom must have thaught it was corn bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 ps yellow cake batter flavored ice cream is the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 i was at cold stone waiting for my order to come up and about to ask to sample the cake batter ice cream when i see this bitch in the case scooping up some ice cream for the order she was making. she has her long ass hair in a pony tail as per health safety guidelines but this shit doesnt help WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR HAIR OVER YOUR SHOULDER AND ITS ALL IN MY FUCKING CAKE BATTER ICE CREAM! bitches...i was pissed and grossed the fuck out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcappycap Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 im always down for hair in the food.....free food! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Originally posted by deterrent@Mar 16 2005, 03:40 PM Quoted post Oh man, that shit is so good. If I don't get one made for my birthday it's not a real birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Yellow Cake is a term for a form of enriched, processed, and extremely potent Uranium... I read all about it in a TIme magazine at the Chiropractor the other day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted March 16, 2005 Author Share Posted March 16, 2005 Thank You! I guess i am a retard then...i lost the Telivision when i couldent afford it anymore so i have missed the past three years of ACTUAL news (all i get is fox news...oh boy) so all i would get is minor details...then bullshit about a three legged dog named hope. i take the verbal beating in ease..because now im full of more knowlage! i got some slang for you that you might not know.. Moon Crickets get this right and you get a treat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 I bet it's the poop that sticks to your asshole hairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Or maybe a loud mouth african. ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 1. moon cricket A member of the afrocentric persuasion. I was lost in the dark, luckily the teeth of that moon cricket showed me the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepyceas2- Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 "Dont drop that shit NIGGA!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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