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YELLOW CAKE

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by CRAMPS, Mar 16, 2005.

  1. CRAMPS

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    YELLOW CAKE

    Discussion started by CRAMPS - Mar 16, 2005

    now im gonna ask you a kinda dumb question..but it has been on my mind for a little bit and its bugging me.

    i saw that Chapelle show where he was the president..and that bit where Mos Def comes on and starts talking about him seeing terrorists with yellow cake..then busts it out..and the random black dude comes in and belts out GOD dont DROP THAT YELLOW CAKE! and so forth.

    well i was with my friend and his mom watching that..and we all start cracking up (i found it hilarious yet i dont get the inside joke..the way it was said was great) well after that we all calm down and my friend turns to his mom and states "SO TRUE" and she said it back..well they are black so yes they got it..i didnt get it so i asked..they both look at me and my friend states "something we just have to keep under the belt" she concurs and..well i was pissed..I MUST FIND THE MEANING!!!!..and i still cant get out of my head how funnie it was..dave is a genius! so..will some one PLEASE tell me..what is with the yellow cake??



    and a note..this also happend with the whole "skeet skeet" thing...but i found that out.
    I was at my shcools jym working out with my friend warren..and some kids are singing that song...and we had no idea what it ment so we asked them..they didnt know..and it bugged us...so was continued working out when the black football coach assistant walks in...so we ran over to him and asked

    "hey mark...what..whats Skeet mean?" and he gets this frightend look on his face...looks around then sais..."it..uuhm...you know...when your...uuuuh..gonna..burst." "what?" "shit...you know..when you..doin a lady friend..and..its your turn..you dig?" "OOOOOH your mean JIZZ right?" "......yeah" "..........well thanks"
     
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  2. CamAlmighty

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    CamAlmighty - Replied Mar 16, 2005

    Hmm. I have no idea what you're talking about.
     
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  3. krie

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    krie - Replied Mar 16, 2005

    Maybe they wanted to eat it ?
     
  4. azert

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    azert - Replied Mar 16, 2005

    I am also not black so I cannot find out the answer or I will have oppressed the black man once again by understanding their jokes.
     
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  5. 2 blaazed

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    2 blaazed - Replied Mar 16, 2005

    fucking retarded thread..stop taking jokes serious


    they were acting like the yellow cake they had was a major ingredient in making weapons of mass destruction.So when he said "for god sakes dont drop that shit" he ment it as if he drops it it will blow up and kill everyone

    damn it takes the fun out of a joke when you have to explain it
     
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  6. The Leader

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    The Leader - Replied Mar 16, 2005

    hahahaha. you thought it was a joke only for black people, they don't tell you things because they don't think you are good enough to explain too.


    RACISTS!
     
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  7. Zack Morris

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    Zack Morris - Replied Mar 16, 2005

    I know whats up with the yellow cake...but I'm not telling you.
     
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  8. fr8lover

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    fr8lover - Replied Mar 16, 2005

    "yellow cake" is the actual term used by some people for uranium ore used in making nuclear weapons...as far as i know.

    im not big on science, so maybe i'm wrong. but i'm pretty sure, as somebody already said, it isn't the "black slang joke" you had in mind. actually, you were FOOLED by those silly ol' black folks on tv with their smarty pants joke!
     
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    Hermdog - Replied Mar 16, 2005

    hate when that happens...like when I used to put up the X symbol during cross-colors days...
     
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  10. im not witty

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    im not witty - Replied Mar 16, 2005

    yellow cake is government slang for some sort of bomb/bomb material. if they actually were holding a piece of cake then its only because its a funny visual. see, thats a comedy show, not the news, which apparently you should watch more.

    furthermore, if you didnt know what skeet was then you need to brush up on context clues.

    -im not witty. but i am white.
     
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    fatcappycap - Replied Mar 16, 2005

    y dont u skeet skeet on a yellow cake and eat it and let us know if u learn any thing
     
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    SleepAnDream - Replied Mar 16, 2005

    "what is this "bling bling" you colored people keep talking about?"
     
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    the funny part is the other black people in the room probably didnt get the jist of the yellow cake refrence either.....they just fronted like it was a "black" thing....ahhahahaah...
     
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    deterrent - Replied Mar 16, 2005

    The Explaination:


    When President Bush said, "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein
    recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa", people were terrified, and
    most supported going to war. He was referring to a document originally obtained from
    Italian intelligence, which purported that Hussein had purchased a grade of enriched
    uranium commonly referred to as "yellow cake" from the African nation of Niger. Former
    Ambassador Joseph C. Wilson IV, had traveled to Africa, and had warned the CIA that
    the document was a forgery. The CIA told the state department, and they told the
    White House. It was obvious that the claim simply did not belong in the State of the
    Union speech. Everyone under the sun but Bush himself was eventually blamed for the
    gaffe by White House spokesman, and media pundits. The source of the President's
    claim in his State of the Union Address has now been positively identified, according to
    White House aide Jeffery Mathers. It was not the Niger document from Italy at all, but
    a photograph. "This photograph," said Mathers, "shows the actual item found in one of
    Saddam Hussein's Presidential Palaces. The photo was sent to the U.S. by operatives
    in Iraq more than one week before the speech. As the story went along through
    word-of-mouth, the nature of the photograph was misunderstood. Saddam Hussein has
    a sweet tooth, and that is why he purchased this. As you can see, it is indeed yellow
    cake from Niger. It is ironic that there is also a kind of uranium with the same name,
    and it, too can be obtained in Niger, but this was a mistake anyone could have made."
    Mathers insisted that this photo is genuine, and not just the latest in a long line of
    obfuscations from the Bush administration. He went on to say, "While this is only a
    weapon of mass destruction if you are on a diet, it was indeed found in Baghdad. Now
    that we can all see that it was just a misunderstanding, we need to forgive our leader.
    It is time for all Americans, and the world to move on."

    So "don't drop the cake" is funny 'cus it makes fun of the majority of white people that
    are full of fear and think of bombs. When in fact it's about cake. Really not that funny.


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    decu goldyn1 - Replied Mar 16, 2005

    there are some intelligent ppl on here
    ~state the obvious
     
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