RumPuncher Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 avast me landlubbers and buccaneers, today be TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY (.com) Yo Ho HO and a bottle of Run(punch) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 shiver me timbers, my Sonar marketing calendar say's today be the day of pirate talk. Yarrrrah, you land-loving ladies should AIM me at: ScurvieIsNotCommunicable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 hahahaharrrrrr! may be the wind be from across yer transome deterrent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel tied around his waist. The bartender notices and says to the pirate, " excuse me, I don't mean to pry, but I noticed you have a steering wheel tied around your waist? Why is that?" The pirate says. "I don't know why, but its driving me nuts!" " ArrRrrrrr." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJackDaniels Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Sep 19 2005, 06:09 PM Yo Ho HO and a bottle of Run(punch) Quoted post Yaarrrghhhh you cant spell.... :pirate smilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrah sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 RDRR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 What was captin hook's pariot named? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnold. Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Originally posted by nomadawhat@Sep 19 2005, 01:30 PM A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel tied around his waist. The bartender notices and says to the pirate, " excuse me, I don't mean to pry, but I noticed you have a steering wheel tied around your waist? Why is that?" The pirate says. "I don't know why, but its driving me nuts!" " ArrRrrrrr." Quoted post i was going to tell this joke. except the joke is better when the steering wheel is shoved in his pants and the pirate's response is "aaargh!!! it's drivin' me nuts!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 I run the projectarrrrrr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Quoted post i "aaargh!!! it's drivin' me nuts!!" Quoted post arrrrgghhh. i knew me delivery was all wrong. i heard tit on thar radio dis morning half arrrrsleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 What do pirates do on the weekends? Yaaarrrrrdwork. Yaaaarrrrrrrr. I recommend this book highly....yaarrrr. Wharrrrr be that Starrrrbucks? I'll stop now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Yarrr... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hungoverseas Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 what's a pirate's favorite element on the periodic table??? ARRRRRRGON? no, gold, silly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Q: What does a pirate drink at the bar? A: A bottle of PB ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR Q: WHat did the Pirate catch in Asia? A: A case of SARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS hahahahahahah ah hahahahahahah ha ha ha ha ::pause for breath:: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....ah...ha ha....uh..... No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 AARRRRRGH :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 what did the pirate ask the prostitute to do? shiver me timber what did the pirate do to the ship's slave boy? rape him, then throw him overboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 well blow me down, texas might be getting a hurricane!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Rummy, didn't you make a post about this last year? Or am I thinking of something else? Either way, I love me some pirate jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by deterrent+Sep 19 2005, 09:34 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (deterrent - Sep 19 2005, 09:34 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrah sorry Quoted post [/b] <!--QuoteBegin-deterrent@Sep 19 2005, 11:07 AM What was captin hook's pariot named? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnold. Sorry Quoted post :haha: :haha: oh lord.. thats hilarious.... keep em coming... :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 What do pirates do when ants start eating through their ship? They buy and ARRRdvark! :burn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISTRACT Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 What does a pirate say when you punch him in the mouth? ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 What does a prate say when it is no longer the day of pirate talk? Sarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted September 23, 2005 Author Share Posted September 23, 2005 I have refused to stop talking like a pirate. then again.... I talk like a pirate whenever I get near the water, get on a boat, where boat shoes or drink rum punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 SKALLYWAGS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 What happened to the pirate that travled to china??? He was infected with Sarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 little boy: gee mister pirate, why are you so sad? sad pirate: tis me mother, she's dead from cansarrrrrrrrgh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 What does the black pirate listen to? Arrrrggggghhhhhh n' B. What did one pirate say to the stressed out pirate? Arrrrggggghhhhhh, you need some Arrrrggggghhhhhh n' Arrrrggggghhhhhh. What did one pirate say to the other at the seafood restaurant? Arrrrggggghhhhhh you going to finish that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 The second one LOL the second one is so good LOL oh my. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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