Milton Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Since motherfuckers seem to have lost their basic grammar skills when posting, I am going to give a few pointers out. Also if I catch a terrible post I am going to point it out and make fun of you. Their/There/They're: Their; Possessive. Belonging to. Their dog was black with spots. Their house was two stories high. Their mother just got back from the assylum. There; adjective. At. I want that one over There. There is my remote, who knew the stripper had it in her thong. There; Pronoun. To introduce a sentence. There are many grammatical errors on 12oz. There were three Middle Eastern men speaking loudly at that table. They're; Contraction. They Are. They're fuck-ups I tell you. I don't like hanging out with them, they're irritating. 12oz posters? They're not English students I can tell you that much. Your/ You're Your; possessive. Belonging to. Your dog shat on my porch. Tease's posts are better than yours. Your crack isn't as good as Bobbys. Your girlfriend is a slut. You're; contraction. You Are. You're such an asshole. I can't type while you're yelling at me. You're still posting on 12oz I thought Seeking banned YOUR ass a month ago. More to come... Don't let me catch you slippin'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 I tried this a while back, and didn't work so well. I do find a lot of peoples grammar to be atrocious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Hey! I am a A+/B essay writer I just get lazy online! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 i edit a shit load of things everyday. its a habit to edit quotes when i am here on 12oz. i'm such a looser. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Who cares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 ^ apparently, lots of people do around these parts...a person starts a new thread, what do most of you usually do? you point out his or her's spelling/grammar mistakes, then the 1st half is spent on other people agreeing with the original person who pointed out those mistakes...blah blah blah blah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted July 26, 2004 Author Share Posted July 26, 2004 Good, STARSABOVE is now officially my gramma assistant. This week on Yo, Gramma! Its/It's Its; possessive, belonging to it. That dog is chasing its tail. The compound H2SO4 is nothing like its close cousn H2O. It's; Contraction, It Is. It's hotter than hell out here. It's a bitch when you don't get what you want. Than/Then Than; comparative. Alice is better in bed than Suzie. This yayo is better than that. My momma makes better fried chicken than yo' mamma. Then; time related To relate 2 events; I walked to school, then I slept in class. I ran after the bus then I fell in a puddle To put something in a time context; The then director of sales embezzled $150,000,000,000 from the company. If you want to ride the bus we'll have to wait until then. If then statements. If you want to get laid, then you need to smell good. If you like hash, then you should go to Morroco. In the next segment we'll visit the wonderful world of the sentence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by StarzAbove Hey! I am a A+/B essay writer I just get lazy online! I agree, I use this forum to past the time away. I hardly use it to flex my intelluctual skills, or lack of. It is to create fun, not to judge other's writing skills. Sure, all of us do not possess the writing skills as a scholar, but why pick people's responses apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trampled Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush looser. :( sorry. had to do it.:lol: :) now to the topic at hand.... simple spelling mistakes are fine. i just hate that damn internet-speak. it makes someone look stupid and unintelligent. oh and one more thing, USE THE FUCKING PERIOD BUTTON, DOUCHEBAGS! oh yeah, check this too: http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthrea...pelling+lessons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 must you rub it in? me=looser. :( dork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted July 26, 2004 Author Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush i edit a shit load of things everyday. its a habit to edit quotes when i am here on 12oz. i'm such a looser. :( Thanks gorgeous, I know you did that on purpose. I am a post editor also. I (Capitalization tells us where the sentence begins) edit a shit load of things every day (Everyday refers to something ordinary or common. Every day refers to something that occurs daily). It's (Contraction, it is) a habit to edit quotes when I (caps) am here on 12oz. I'm such a loser. (I'm pretty sure looser is not something you want to be...) Milton SecretaryXcore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trampled Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 i'm sorry, dev. its all love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted July 26, 2004 Author Share Posted July 26, 2004 The idea here is not to pick apart someones response because they don't possess the knowledge of the English language to write correctly. Instead, it is the people who have this knowledge and continue to write nonsensical posts that are most irritating. I am trying to better the board as a whole... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 c- dude. awesome name! could have fooled me. haha milton, as you can tell, i dont capitalize anything nor use correct punctuation when it is informal. i hate the caps lock button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle Who cares? Obviously you do, you've capitalized and used correct punctuation. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 I NO ENGLISH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Because of your use of "Ya" in the title, I thought this would be about Grandmas. Damn, was I dissapointed. Do you really think the people who misuse grammer will actually take heed of this thread? Only the people how use correct grammer will actually take the time to read and respond to this thread. Unless someone has a smart ass comment to say. Oh, if there are any mistakes, fuck you, I just woke up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE I tried this a while back, and didn't work so well. I do find a lot of peoples grammar to be atrocious :lol: Ever read any of my posts? I write terrible, and i thank LAUSD. On that note: http://www.rdi.st/notgoing.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Hey Hey Hey _________! I is always capital alone! (In a joking manner) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Where is TheLaw? :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 thiz shiat is fukin ill kidd, most definetly. hahah 12oz english class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Originally posted by Milton Your/ You're THANK YOU for bringing this up. People continuously botch this up over and over and over. It especially looks bad when someone's talking about "dumb blondes" only to mess up the your/you're thing in the subject title. Is 'why write?' reading this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 tHIS DEFFINANTLY DOESNT APPLY TO ME... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 there just dumb....and need to learn more better english.. your so correct about all this.. i mean whats they're problem?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Milton, I'm all for proper grammer on the internet, but when you write about what happened to you in your threads it's like you have no idea how to make a new paragraph. No offense. I do like reading the stories you post, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Originally posted by Milton I don't like hanging out with them, they're irritating. More to come... Don't let me catch you slippin'... Actually, I believe that this is a comma splice. There are two full sentences seperated by a comma. I'll will now show you. I dont like hanging out with them. They are irritating<span style='font-size:11pt;line-height:100%'>. And yes, for the most part, 12oz grammar is sucky. Please feel free to clown me to death if I am wrong.</span> reitterated by mr.yuck More to come... Don't let me catch you slippin'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Re: Re: Ya Gramma! Originally posted by mr.yuck Actually, I believe that this is a comma splice. There are two full sentences seperated by a comma. I'll will now show you. I dont like hanging out with them. They are irritating<span style='font-size:11pt;line-height:100%'>. And yes, for the most part, 12oz grammar is sucky. Please feel free to clown me to death if I am wrong.</span> Looks more like a semi-colon, or a dash/double-hyphen. I don't like hanging out with them; they're irritating. I don't like hanging out with them -- they're irritating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Haha. I'm am so stupid. I said I'll will..Haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyLode Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Originally posted by StarzAbove Hey! I am an A+/B essay writer I just get lazy online! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 I resign my position for forgetting an N after my a!:( JohnnyLode I stand corrected:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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