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yo i would get so much more pussy if i didnt do graffiti, shit women dont dig on my paint stained clothes, shoes, hands, me thinking a date is her driving me to a home depot so i can rack then to the liquor store for some 40ozs then down some grimey ass tracks to paint on shit, never mind when i ask them to hop over barb wire or to give me ten fingers so i can get that extra little bit higher, and shit i cant count how many times i had women walk off when i asked them to give me some head while i was doing a through and drinking a 40oz :unhappy2: :unhappy2: :unhappy2:

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Originally posted by why write?@Nov 1 2004, 01:33 PM

how would graffiti get you pussy? graffiti will only get you asshole...man asshole...

 

:haha: :haha: .......

 

graffiti may get you alot of attention but its just how much attention you want and how many people you choose to tell your secret, its not wise to tell every single person girl, boy you meet in a bar...but if it gets you pussy then go ahead son, me on the other hand just enjoy socialising with girls and talkin about other stuff then graffiti, shit some girls will just think your an immature prick wat rights on shit, but then again if your rolling deep with students or uni chicks then its a diffrent story, im just an off key individual besides graffiti so i tend to pick the wrong girls or the wrong girls may like me, its not like there ugly there just straight crazy...

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it depends on what kind of girl and whether or not you wanna be so toy as to tell every dumb slut you write. what if she doesnt appreciate something u did and needs a way to get back at you? she knows you're a vandal..only a phone call away to the local police and the dime has been dropped. when i was inexperienced and young i was all about bragging that i spray paint walls and trucks for kicks...time and wisdom will teach you better.

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this is a retarded poll. if you rely on one hobby alone to get pussy you probably rarely get pay. chicks dig personality, and dudes that seem in charge and in control of the situation. if you just talk about being some bad ass rebel they're gonna think you're a tootsie roll little 10 year old boy wholikes throwing his power ranger action figures at the wall. you just gotta present your shit like a mystery, and then chicks wanna fuck you to find out who you really are.

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yeah dude, the last thing i will talk about with a chick is writing, however i can recall from her words, girls are attracted to people that are passionate about something, IE - dooshbag guitar people, etc.

Other than that, if she is repetitively at your place, let her figure it out on her own

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Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle+Oct 31 2004, 06:03 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dr. Dazzle - Oct 31 2004, 06:03 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Glik0@Oct 31 2004, 04:52 PM

If you write a stupid girls name, she will get wet.

 

It's highschool shit.

 

That only works on sluts.

 

Which is fine by me.....

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Ive bagged a few lil quiet girls that werent sluts from writing their name... They loved it.. lol

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Probably but I wouldnt know because im a toy

 

 

 

 

 

 

cause i was all like ' yo baby check dis out b i can spit flat black, cause i dont wear no mask yo.......so wharchu thanka that huh..makes you all juicy an shit donnit"

 

 

 

moogleroni//masks are for wussy punks.

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it definitely causes a slight decrease in total pussy per year... lookin and smellin like you just came out of labor ready doesn't help you get the ladies in bed... "ew you smell like paint thinner" might be cool to you, but that is by no means a mating call or a good sign of her wanting to get you into her bed... and if you do luck out and find yourself in the company of a lovely lady.. chances are.. if you give her the whole thing, and not just the tip... she'll be sweating you a lot more than you want her to... and then you find yourself saying this... "sorry, i can't stay at your place tonight, i've gotta go paint...." and that pisses them off... so you get cut off... so you've pretty much just given up constant pussy for more nights of beautiful aerosol action.... loser..

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i can see ladies being particually excited by the line:

"no, i cant see you tonight, im going yard. got any spare caps?"

 

not quite. ladies appreciate clean blokes, and that isnt you if your coming home covered in chrome (me at this moment)....

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From my own personal experience they act like they hate it, then tell all their mates about it. Like "oh see that tag? yeah thats my boyfriend. Isn't he cool?".

Then when you say "I am going painting tonight" its most definitely not cool.

I need to find a bird who will come rescue me from hiding in a bush at 4am (armed with a bottle of lucozade and a pre-rolled zoot). Soon as I find that girl I am marrying the bitch. Coochie bam bam that coochie! :love2:

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