effyoo Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 When was the last time you had a 1-in-3000 chance to earn a hotel with annual sales of $3,400,000.00, simply by writing an essay? Never! www.hotelinvitational.com It's just like English Class, only instead of an 'A ' you get a $3,400,000.00 business. Taking your shot at earning the historic York Hotel and becoming the world's newest entrepreneur is simple. All you need is a dream to be self-employed, the ambition to realize it, and some inspired ideas for an essay on one of three subjects: 1."Which value or virtue is the most important one for each of us to embrace to guide our lives?" 2."What are the three most important steps to follow to attain and keep good health? 3."Ghosts in our world: fact, fiction, or foolishness." *Edit* If you won what would you do with your new hotel? Pimp it out? Fill it with hookers and start a brothel? What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted November 15, 2003 Author Share Posted November 15, 2003 I've been to this place. Its a dive, which is why this makes it good. You're liable to get your ass kicked by some natives or by some rig pigs. Still if I win, I'll take those drunks money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted November 15, 2003 Author Share Posted November 15, 2003 Tease, shut that piehole. You're always talking about making as much money as possible with the least effort possible. Writing an essay and getting a hotel? Thats a good trade if you ask me. Fuckface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 Ahh yeah. Im gonna write a master piece tomorrow when i get off work. Yuck? A hotel owner? Hourly rates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 i sent that to my sister, she is the writer in my family. i am just a fraudulent artist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 it costs a grand to enter? that place looks like a shit hole in east end saskatchewan. i dont think id want the trouble of that joint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iced_tea Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 "Registrations for which the contribution has not been paid will be ineligible." yea for real 1 g to enter! fuck that! but if one of yall win u gotta let me stay for free! cuz i believe in you people. and i support you 110%. follow your dreams and anything can come true. see i supported yo asses from the get go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 like they say on the street's...''nigga please'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppa.k Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 people are missing the best part.... its got an onsite liquor store! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogy nights Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 right. cool idea. but. did anyone notice the ONE THOUSAND DOLLAR APPLICATION FEE? look in the FAQS, and youll find.. "Q: How does one get to own the hotel? A: Anyone who wants to own this hotel can do so by writing a 250-word essay and submitting it online at www.hotelinvitational.com - with a registration fee of $1,000 (Cdn). All submitted essays will then be read by three judges who will select one winning essay for the grand prize (the $1.5 million dollar York Hotel)." now who's got a 1000$ worth of faith in their writing? not this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 Haha fuck I'd do it for shits and giggles, but I don't know how much quality you can cram in 250 words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 economical writing. it's all about saying alot with a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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