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Write An Essay, Win A Hotel!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by effyoo, Nov 15, 2003.

  1. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    When was the last time you had a 1-in-3000 chance to earn a hotel with annual sales of $3,400,000.00, simply by writing an essay?



    It's just like English Class, only instead of an 'A ' you get a $3,400,000.00 business.

    Taking your shot at earning the historic York Hotel and becoming the world's newest entrepreneur is simple. All you need is a dream to be self-employed, the ambition to realize it, and some inspired ideas for an essay on one of three subjects:

    1."Which value or virtue is the most important one for each of us to embrace to guide our lives?"

    2."What are the three most important steps to follow to attain and keep good health?

    3."Ghosts in our world: fact, fiction, or foolishness."


    If you won what would you do with your new hotel? Pimp it out? Fill it with hookers and start a brothel? What?
  2. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    I've been to this place. Its a dive, which is why this makes it good.

    You're liable to get your ass kicked by some natives or by some rig pigs.

    Still if I win, I'll take those drunks money
  3. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    Tease, shut that piehole. You're always talking about making as much money as possible with the least effort possible.

    Writing an essay and getting a hotel? Thats a good trade if you ask me. Fuckface.
  4. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Ahh yeah. Im gonna write a master piece tomorrow when i get off work. Yuck? A hotel owner? Hourly rates?
  5. the_gooch

    the_gooch 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 11,566 Likes Received: 431
    i sent that to my sister, she is the writer in my family. i am just a fraudulent artist.
  6. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    it costs a grand to enter?
    that place looks like a shit hole in east end saskatchewan. i dont think id want the trouble of that joint.
  7. iced_tea

    iced_tea Member

    Joined: Jun 17, 2003 Messages: 328 Likes Received: 1
    "Registrations for which the contribution has not been paid will be ineligible."
    yea for real 1 g to enter! fuck that! but if one of yall win u gotta let me stay for free! cuz i believe in you people. and i support you 110%. follow your dreams and anything can come true.

    see i supported yo asses from the get go.
  8. Coffie Crave

    Coffie Crave Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2003 Messages: 1,124 Likes Received: 0
    like they say on the street's...''nigga please''
  9. bigpoppa.k

    bigpoppa.k Elite Member

    Joined: May 2, 2001 Messages: 3,151 Likes Received: 17
    people are missing the best part.... its got an onsite liquor store!
  10. boogy nights

    boogy nights Junior Member

    Joined: Oct 18, 2003 Messages: 139 Likes Received: 0
    right. cool idea.


    did anyone notice the ONE THOUSAND DOLLAR APPLICATION FEE? look in the FAQS, and youll find.. "Q: How does one get to own the hotel?
    A: Anyone who wants to own this hotel can do so by writing a 250-word essay and submitting it online at www.hotelinvitational.com - with a registration fee of $1,000 (Cdn). All submitted essays will then be read by three judges who will select one winning essay for the grand prize (the $1.5 million dollar York Hotel)."

    now who's got a 1000$ worth of faith in their writing? not this guy.
  11. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    Haha fuck I'd do it for shits and giggles, but I don't know how much
    quality you can cram in 250 words.
  12. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    economical writing.

    it's all about saying alot with a little.