Frate_Raper Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 I want to ruin my familys Christmas this year by getting everyone really shitty uncomfortable gifts.I've wanted to do this for a long time and I used to threaten my ex girl friend alot with this,It got to the point where she would open everything I got for her family and then rewrap it. What I want to do it start buying shit that makes no sense and would make everyone really uncomfortable....think about your moms excited face opening her gift when......... BAM A HUGE BLACK DILDO rears it's ugly grill.Or a thong and be like "MA TRY IT ON!".Buy my brother a life time supply of anal fisting lube and my dad a gay porn mag.I would die laughing. I guess maybe I should have went out tonight and not hung out on here....i'm a fucking loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 HAhahha. This would be a good idea. I dont know what my dad would do if i bough him a black latex mask with a zipper over the mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead sentiment Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 you should take pictures of yourself in compromising situations and give each member of your family a different one in a frame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 I buy those "I'm sorry for your loss" cards as birthday cards - I use a bic pen to scratch out the message, or sometime I write something in sharpie than use white out over it to look like I'm re-gifting a card from some funeral... I wouldn't want to see my mom holding a dildo but if you go this route, have your camera... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESTHREE Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 do it man. Sounds like a great way to promote festive cheer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 those present ideas are way too un-subtle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Birch Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 last year I bought all my gifts after xmas at the local drugstore and kept the "clearance" stickers on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead sentiment Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 a few disturbing gift ideas: packages of raw meat (spoiled preferably). videos of you masturbating (in their rooms). abortion coupons. used condoms. gallons of drinking water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dANce'N'grAf Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 lol u guys are some sick n twisted cats ...glad im not gettin anything from u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 what i used to do is steal things from people a month or two ahead of time and then give it to them for christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillysiphilis Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 white people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 Originally posted by Weapon X@Nov 26 2005, 02:28 PM white people. Quoted post yes, this would make a very uncomfortable gift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 white people and black dildos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 put enema kits in the stockings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 what dose it matter if u get them something fancy or something stuipd...your still going outa your way to give them a gift...a waste of a time....get them nothing but if ur parents are cool and always been there for you...why would u wanna pull some stunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 summers eve and/or e.p.t for your mum beano for your anorexic sister/cousin head & shoulders for your bald father/uncle all these should make your list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpanishBrown1704.CMK. Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Nov 26 2005, 11:57 AM what i used to do is steal things from people a month or two ahead of time and then give it to them for christmas. Quoted post Done it.It rules. What I was considering this year was writing a dirty letter to my girlfriend's mom (notifying my girl about it beforehand), and giving her fishnet stockings, a riding crop, and hermaphrodite porn..but I'm a pussy, so I'll most likely just give her something that I'll probably just steal back later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 My parents been divorced for about 20 years. Last year me and my girl went over my moms house for Christmas and there was a package for my mom from my pops. They rarely even speak so everyone was wondering why my pops sent her something for Christmas. My Grandmother was joking that maybe he wanted to get back together. Christmas morning she reads the card, it said "just a little something to remember me by". She opens the package and it's a giant dildo. I bust out laughing and she has a fit and tells me that I ruined Christmas (for laughing). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krakatau Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. Remember that. My parents used to take shit from me that they didn't approve of and give it back to me a few years later as christmas gifts.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 lil strange there buddy but to each his own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krakatau Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Originally posted by THANKYOU@Nov 26 2005, 09:09 PM lil strange there buddy but to each his own Quoted post Me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 give them all one of these: cover them with a little red and brown dye, make them look official! http://www.sextoygoddess.com/big-sex-toys.html Description: Made of 13" Poly-Melt- For Novelty Use Only Produced By: CalExotics Novelties Categories: Just For Fun Customer Reviews: A customer from Michigan "Still working on getting past the knuckles..... I will take this thing in my ass all the way to the elbow before too long !! " :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 A customer from London, England Wow this thing is SO COOL. If you put it in backwards - it LOOKS LIKE A FULLY GROWN MAN IS CLIMBING OUT OF YOU!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Frate_Raper Posted November 29, 2005 Author Share Posted November 29, 2005 ABORTION COUPONS AHHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MELLOness Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Id be killed. Itd be really funny before my dad beat my ass and eventually stabbed me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by nozaki@Nov 26 2005, 07:46 PM white people and black dildos Quoted post fucking classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 suicide on crimas eve...wow thats really fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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