Guest angry xbox Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 my girl all sneaked in while i was sleepin and woke me then stripped down to nothing and climbed into bed with me. LIKE WHOA she then got it all hot and heavy an shit with me and she pulled the condom out not me!!!!!!! it was real nice i tell you real nice., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 dope dude thanks for the heads up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 send her my way man but teach her how to put the condom on with her mouth first :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banjo bob Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 put the bitch on the pill and send her to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 pictures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 and like the sands of an hourglass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 it's good to hear you do something besides think way too deeply about technology and argue with the heads on this site, play on playuh!! -the shocker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 haha :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Originally posted by Tyler Durden pictures? yeah, an if she looks good then like banjo bob said"put her on the pill an send here to me" errrrr sum shit like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PAYROLL Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 condoms are for techno-weenies and will surely revert nature to an irreparable state. thanks to condoms, our global society has promiscuous sex and thats not good. promiscuous behavior is not good. sex is only for the perpetuation of civilization, not for personal pleasure. condoms are sure to bring the world down in a hellacious inferno of devolution. i'm writing a book about it. keep it natural and primitive, i say. fuck tecnology. ...sound familiar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 she prolly thought you were her brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zorak Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Originally posted by !@#$% and like the sands of an hourglass... ... it never ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Originally posted by Vanity she prolly thought you were her brother. GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAAHHHHHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Shut the fuck up PAYROLL you fuckin dip stick, why don't you quit trying to be such a fuckin lush on 12oz. Ya fuckin shit head.... hahahaha. Shit's is funny dude, I'm sorry xbox, I'm sure your not her brother. Yeah, at least post a picture of her with clothes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 STRESS PASS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 A condom only has a 98% (some say its a lot less) sucess rate. Thats not good enought for me. Fuck, they need to be 100%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 same sob sex story we all hear from time to time....nobody really cares unless you got pics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 and then what happened....what position, how long, did you finish too early like usual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 :lol: you kids are too damn funny tonite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 sorry bout no pics maybe later on, like i said im at work when i get on here but im building up a system making a plan to get net at home. anyhow PAYROLL you are a dumbshit and socrates about two hours and three different positions and i never let anygirl know when i have busted unless they pros and can feel it. I always kep going until it goes soft. Ill try to get some pics to you later on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by suburbian bum A condom only has a 98% (some say its a lot less) sucess rate. Thats not good enought for me. Fuck, they need to be 100%. unless her vagina is tighter than a black hole, your a-ok bum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spec Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by PAYROLL condoms are for techno-weenies and will surely revert nature to an irreparable state. thanks to condoms, our global society has promiscuous sex and thats not good. promiscuous behavior is not good. sex is only for the perpetuation of civilization, not for personal pleasure. condoms are sure to bring the world down in a hellacious inferno of devolution. i'm writing a book about it. keep it natural and primitive, i say. fuck tecnology. ...sound familiar? HAHAHAA!!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Boxcar Willy says: "I'd luv to poke her popper." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 so you dress your hand up regularly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 I'd hit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by platapie so you dress your hand up regularly? Only when it gets burned...its a kye to the healing process....ointment and gauze to dress it up properly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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