garcia_vega Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 i just watched midget wrestling and it reminded me of something--when my friend was in mexico, this midget said if he gave him 20 u.s. dollars, my friend could throw him down a flight of stairs. so he did it--he threw that midget right down like 13 stairs and thought it was hilarious. i don't really think i'd be into that. what do you guys think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus of Nazareth Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 It depends....do I just get to shove him down the stairs, or am I actually picking him up by the scruff of the neck, and the belt, and tossing him out over the stairs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcia_vega Posted February 25, 2002 Author Share Posted February 25, 2002 you pick the midget up and throw him. not a shove, a toss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcia_vega Posted February 25, 2002 Author Share Posted February 25, 2002 i didn't even think of that. he probly could've thrown him for 15. he got ripped off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus of Nazareth Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 I would be most definitely down for that. Do you think he would settle for a $25 gift card to Wal-Mart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 i think id just go "whats that?' and when he turned around id kick him in the ass down the stairs. we all know midgets arms are to short to box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 yea fuck it...i dont need to pay the little dude shit..i would just pick him up and throw him, and then run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idonotlikeu Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dropone Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 see its really just a trick. because midgets are small they reach terminal velocity way faster than a regular sized human therefore it hurts them alot less. you got jipped man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZackAttack Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 if i was drunk, that shit would be funny as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 Yes I would. But I would bargain. That's kinda steep. You could get a hooker in TJ and a room for 30 bones. So tossing a midget for 20? I would get his midget girlfriend to strip also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eski Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 i would take that midget and i would throw him down those stairs , how many times on your life are you going to get to throw a midget down stairs? id seize that opporutnity lickety split Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 Originally posted by Eski seize that opporutnity Carpe Diem http://pic3.picturetrail.com/VOL19/164802/414610/4258880.jpg'> http://pic3.picturetrail.com/VOL19/164802/414610/4258877.jpg'> http://pic3.picturetrail.com/VOL19/164802/414610/4258883.jpg'> If it were Beatle I'd pay top dollar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 throw a wee-man down a flight of stairs for $20? nah.......i'd pay him to bobmynob though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HAL Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 This is fucking supid. I'm glad to see times have changed so much and midgets have been elevated above sideshow status. You guys also gonna buy some black folks to pick cotton on your plantations? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eski Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 yes but this midgets offering , its not like going around throwing midgets down stairs willy nilly , he asked therefore he shall recieve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcia_vega Posted February 25, 2002 Author Share Posted February 25, 2002 o yea--i forgot to mention the midget had a body guard, because i'm sure he had planned that people would try to throw him without paying. the bodyguard was this huge burly mexican dude with a jheri curl and a soccer shirt. and let me clarify once again, this is not me throwing the midget, it's a friend of mine. and the midget approached them on the street and asked if they would be interested in throwing him down some stairs. that's what i think is fucking hilarious--picture a midget walking up to you on the street saying "hey, if you give me 20 bucks you can throw me down some stairs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 my heart goes out to midgets because they really do get exploited, but if he asked me if i wanted to throw him, i dont think i could say no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 Kroq... a radio station out here in LA just annoys the shit out of me. They just can't drop the whole midget subject, and they're even trying to find the midget community out here. If they midgets are trying to live in peace with each other, why can't they just fucking leave them alone? It's so fucking lame. Why don't we all just go to Abercrombie and Fitch and find all the frat boys that run this station, point fingers at them, laugh, and smash their heads with their shit beer they call kegs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 mmmmm...warm keg beeeeeeer..... blech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 id definitely do that. but no doubt on the bargaining tip. id grab him by his feet and throw him face first really fucking hard. knock a few teeth out. gotta get your moneys worth, ya heard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo returns Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 i love this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 why throw midgets when we can throw niggers and faggots? :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 ^^^^^^^^^^^ :( :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 aaaaaaahahaha :lol: im at work and everyone just looked at me oddly cuz i started laughing out aloud! this shit is funny, i just a mental image of me picking one up and throwing it down some stairs and how hurt he would get from hitting stairs. its funny as hek, but when it comes down to it i dont think i could throw one down, id feel bad doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo returns Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 why pay the $20 when you can do it here for free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 how horrible :cry2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 I'd rather throw a babie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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