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would you pay 20$ to throw a midget down a flight of stairs

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by garcia_vega, Feb 25, 2002.

  1. garcia_vega

    garcia_vega Elite Member

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    i just watched midget wrestling and it reminded me of something--when my friend was in mexico, this midget said if he gave him 20 u.s. dollars, my friend could throw him down a flight of stairs. so he did it--he threw that midget right down like 13 stairs and thought it was hilarious. i don't really think i'd be into that. what do you guys think?
     
  2. Jesus of Nazareth

    Jesus of Nazareth Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2000 Messages: 2,388 Likes Received: 1
    It depends....do I just get to shove him down the stairs, or am I actually picking him up by the scruff of the neck, and the belt, and tossing him out over the stairs?
     
  3. garcia_vega

    garcia_vega Elite Member

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    you pick the midget up and throw him. not a shove, a toss.
     
  4. garcia_vega

    garcia_vega Elite Member

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    i didn't even think of that. he probly could've thrown him for 15. he got ripped off.
     
  5. Jesus of Nazareth

    Jesus of Nazareth Senior Member

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    I would be most definitely down for that. Do you think he would settle for a $25 gift card to Wal-Mart?
     
  6. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

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    i think id just go "whats that?' and when he turned around id kick him in the ass down the stairs. we all know midgets arms are to short to box.
     
  7. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

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    yea fuck it...i dont need to pay the little dude shit..i would just pick him up and throw him, and then run
     
  8. idonotlikeu

    idonotlikeu Senior Member

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  9. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

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  10. dropone

    dropone Member

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    see its really just a trick. because midgets are small they reach terminal velocity way faster than a regular sized human therefore it hurts them alot less. you got jipped man.
     
  11. ZackAttack

    ZackAttack Senior Member

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  12. MR BOJANGLES

    MR BOJANGLES Guest

    if i was drunk, that shit would be funny as fuck.
     
  13. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    Yes I would.
    But I would bargain. That's kinda steep. You could get a hooker in TJ and a room for 30 bones. So tossing a midget for 20? I would get his midget girlfriend to strip also.
     
  14. Eski

    Eski Guest

    i would take that midget and i would throw him down those stairs , how many times on your life are you going to get to throw a midget down stairs? id seize that opporutnity lickety split
     
  15. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Carpe Diem
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    If it were Beatle I'd pay top dollar.
     
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