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Would you kill a dog for $$$$?


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i ran over a large dog once. it was free. i felt bad. i called the coppers and let em know bc i thought it may be a little kids dog since it had the tags on and it turned out it was. cop was like uhh, you may want to get out of here bc the owners are coming.

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"how much would we have to pay you to kill a puppy?"

"i would never do it."

"not for 3 million dollars?"

"no."

"2 million?"

"no."

"1 million?"

"..."

"how about for two puppies?"

 

for some reason this part was hilarious.

 

i don't think i could kill a puppy. when i had to put my roommate's cat to sleep for him because he was out of town, i felt sick for three days, and i hated that cat. an innocent dog? i would feel way too bad about it.

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