MitchThe$nitch Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Sorry, I know its two posts in Channel Zero in one day, but I'm bored here at work. Seems the tanner saved by the bell cast member may be on coke, though she denies it. Attached pictures for those who forgot long lost Lark Voorhies. Would you bang her? 'Saved by the Bell' Actress Sues Tabloid Thursday June 1 1:35 AM ET Lark Voorhies, who played Lisa Turtle in TV's "Saved By the Bell," has sued The National Enquirer for libel over an article that included claims she had a drug problem. The suit, which seeks unspecified damages, was filed Tuesday in Superior Court. The suit says Voorhies, whom it describes as a "famous and popular actress," lost several "potential acting and hosting jobs" after the tabloid published a June 2005 article that said she was hospitalized for a cocaine addiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 hell yea she was the flyest broad on that show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Smash. But I'd prefer Kelly Kapowski. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 no doubt. smash bash and mash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 i would have smashed all three of them broads, but i was in love with Kelly Kapowski, :love2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 No question. But would you bang Pamela Voorhees? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 id definately smash turtle. but id only smash voorhees when her head is all chopped off n shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 hell yea she was the flyest broad on that show word. except i'd rather you post recent pictures because i don't know what she looks like now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 *correction - i would most likely wang her in her saved by the bell prime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 I remember seeing her name on the credits and thinking what the fuck kind of a name is lark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 i would bang her but i would want to call her lisa turtle while it was going on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 No question. But would you bang Pamela Voorhees? No. I have a feeling she would turn all clingy and psycho if you didn't call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 i would absolutely rail that broad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 hell yea she was the flyest broad on that show she was the flyest broud of the whole after school tv era man!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 smash her like a train mowing a drunken hobo down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 anal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalcocaine Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 she was in how high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 this is disturbing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madTV Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 hell yea she was the flyest broad on that show co-signed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 do what you gotta do son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustySprayCan Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Wasnt that blonde girl in showgirls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 didnt the other white girl get addicted to caffeine pills or something? that was the wierdest shit ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Her and Tiffani Amber Thiesen could both get the super smash Speakin of Tiffani, who saw how fuckin hot she was on that TV show Fastlane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncleHowie Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 SMIZZASH!! dont get me started on how many times kelly would get smashed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Would you fuck jessica alba ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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