Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 man! i hate when i take a crap at home or my friends house and theres no toilet paper!!! ive used a menu before and the other day i had to use a damn "lysol pre-moistened anti bacterial surface wipe" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 -Rough brown public restroom handtowels -A variety of rather itchy leaves in the woods, most of which broke halfway in the process and made me touch my dirty asshole -Chubs baby wipes. Nothing worse than walking away from the toilet with a moist ass -My own goddamn hand -Boogie Hands Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 BAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! being a girl, i've never wiped my ass before, because girls don't poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 newspaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 2-ply. that was a rather sad day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 my one friend had to use the page from a porn mag once too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 one ply......toiletpapersnoboner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken bone Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 i wiped my ass with my own boxers!! AND THEN I FREE BALLED IT ON THE WHOA "smart boy right here." "where?" "over here" "ok then." ~`*^"cHIcKEn BOnE"~`* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild turkey Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 a page outta an archie digest.. my dad's house is straight ghetto, i've had to use newspaper a lot when i visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 the "1/2 ply i can see through it like tissue paper causes rectal bleeding and hemmeroids" brand they supply this place with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 a leaf.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 yer face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dBUSH Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 one time i ran out of toilet paper and a walked across my apartment to my roomates bathroom to steal a lil' bit and then someone knocked on the door and i didn't answer it cause I didn't want to have to talk to someone with shit-butt so i pretended not to be home, but then they walked in anyways cause it was a real-estate agent showing the place for "pre-leasing" and it's in our lease that they can do that apparently, so i made my tight-cheeked way back to my bathroom with the toilet paper I snagged and wiped my ass while the these strangers were looking at my bongs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 my hand umm my other hand a sock from my own fooot. i once took off my underwear and wiped with that but thats when i was in preschool. i also flushed the underwear down the toilet too. wich was great and i think i used a ....... nah i dont think so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Obsessed Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 Originally posted by LAZYBONES so i made my tight-cheeked way back to my bathroom with the toilet paper I snagged and wiped my ass while the these strangers were looking at my bongs. haha great mental picture must suck though that people can come in at any time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken bone Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 Originally posted by tue skinny i once took off my underwear and wiped with that but thats when i was in preschool. i also flushed the underwear down the toilet too. wich was great haha thats a damn good idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graf-freely! Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 funny....kind of sick post though.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 Originally posted by chicken bone haha thats a damn good idea! its well worth it. till this day i will never regret doing that. its better then walking weird and smelling bad the rest of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 chizm is right, girls dont go ka-ka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 my uncle was on a camping trip once, went to shit in the woods and wiped his ass with poison oak. *grimace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerk182 Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 one time i ran out of toilet paper and a walked across my apartment to my roomates bathroom to steal a lil' bit and then someone knocked on the door and i didn't answer it cause I didn't want to have to talk to someone with shit-butt so i pretended not to be home, but then they walked in anyways cause it was a real-estate agent showing the place for "pre-leasing" and it's in our lease that they can do that apparently, so i made my tight-cheeked way back to my bathroom with the toilet paper I snagged and wiped my ass while the these strangers were looking at my bongs. this is fucking hilarious!! so i dont know abou you bet everytime i go out to paint i have to shit. i go before i leave but if the spot is super sketchy i will most definately have to shit. leading to these..... plastic shopping bags (they are EVERYWHERE but not absorbent merely for large chunk removal) pages of a stuck together porno (these are at every chill graff spot as well) my god damn finger nail (after it pokes through) newspaper in the dark (only to realize when i got home that the newspaper wasdirtier than my shitty ass. when i wipe at home with tp and it comes back BLACK literaly) curious rags. my latex gloves nothing (resulting in an itchy irritated rashy ass that SOMETHING is flaking off of.) the toilet paper roll (8 years old in the burger king bathroom. moms waiting outside for like 20 minutes all the paper is gone my mind is racing finally i peel apart the cardboard roll into little crispy parallelograms and scrape. mom made my embarasement worse by going to one of the workers saying that the boys bathroom is out of t.p. as i stand sheepishly next to her) :mad: :mad: :P -jerk182 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 haha...i my boy shit himself once when he was drunk and wiped his ass on his futon..hahahaha.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 some fucker pissed on my futon when he slept over ... and the next moring he woke up at 6 and said he had to go to choirs at his house. and wraped his sweatshirt around the front insted of having in the back ... nad he tryed to hide it from me by fliping the thing over and thinkin i wouldnt know, ha i killed that fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 *believe* I dont know if any of you remember The Haze Theater up in Frisco, but they used to hold lil parties there. Well, I met some dude named Marshmellow. He sold us some doses, and broke it down about why his nickname was Marshmellow. He told me he was dosing while camping out in the woods. He had to take a boo-boo. So he handled his bizniz, and couldnt find any paper near by, so he reached for the nearest thing… the end. BTW, he had the best Gelcaps Ive ever had.:dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 leaves and snow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 your face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 hey iris...your mama! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 Originally posted by MR BOJANGLES hey iris...your mama! what about her? she's big, fat, and evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 Re: Re: worst thing youve ever had to wipe your ass with... Originally posted by Iris your face oh yeah, it's definately funnier when you say it... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 Re: *believe* Originally posted by WebsterUno BTW, he had the best Gelcaps Ive ever had.:dazed: word. thats what gets me excited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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