timemachine Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 so last nite it was my four-year anniversary and me and my fiancee went to a club. it was all good until.... IT HITS! Diarrhea! that is the worst time/place to ever get it anyone else have a bad experience like this? i almost died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowkid Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 thats shitty, it sounds like something out of an immodium commercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 Originally posted by snowkid thats shitty :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 Originally posted by timemachine i almost died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 you should've administered a glass boat on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timemachine Posted April 25, 2004 Author Share Posted April 25, 2004 hahahaha ya it kidna was like an immodium commercial cause the bass was pumping and shit fuck did it suck BOO-URNS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 damn. takin a shit in a club? urgh! well, thats what you get for going to a club without "preparing yourself" in every way possible. which is another reason I dont like it when non clubbers go clubbing, they fuck everything up for the clubbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 A few weeks ago I was in my house when all of a sudden this sharp cramping-pain hit me in the abdomen/bowels area. It paralyzed me to the point where I couldn't even move. And as I stood there, bent over leaning on the desk, I knew what was coming next: an endless gush of liquid poo that I was powerless to stop. By the end, my pants were filled, and there had been some leakage on to the floor. I stood there, dazed, with absolutely no comprehension of what had just transpired. It hit me completely out of the blue, and left with no explanation whatsoever. I cleaned myself and the floor up, and thanked god that I was alone in the privacy of my own home and not at school, work, or any other public venue..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-MOE LESTER- Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA I KANT BULLEB U JUSS SHARED DAT SHIT YOU FUCKING SHAT YO PANTS NIGGA AHAHAHAHAHA YOU SHULD BE NAMED DR. DIAREHA SHERM FUCKN ROCKS YO YAKAKAKAKAKAKA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 ^HOLY SWWET JESUS THATS GREAT!:lol: :lol: :lol: that happend to me whn i was about 6 or 7 when playing in the yard with some friends. just stopped...then pain...poo...ran inside leaving a trail of brown watter. good times:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartySchemeR Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 DEPENDS!:yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 I knew what was coming next: an endless gush of liquid poo that I was powerless to stop. By the end, my pants were filled, and there had been some leakage on to the floor. You didn't notice the early signs of Mud Butt?..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 Originally posted by PalestineOne damn. takin a shit in a club? urgh! well, thats what you get for going to a club without "preparing yourself" in every way possible. which is another reason I dont like it when non clubbers go clubbing, they fuck everything up for the clubbers. Yeah, I mean how could you not prepare for a diarrhea attack? Those things happen all the time in clubs!! I mean come on, everyone wears a diaper to clubs just in case it happens.. now don't tell me you weren't wearing one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 oh dear mr dazzle, oh dear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle A few weeks ago I was in my house when all of a sudden this sharp cramping-pain hit me in the abdomen/bowels area. It paralyzed me to the point where I couldn't even move. And as I stood there, bent over leaning on the desk, I knew what was coming next: an endless gush of liquid poo that I was powerless to stop. By the end, my pants were filled, and there had been some leakage on to the floor. I stood there, dazed, with absolutely no comprehension of what had just transpired. It hit me completely out of the blue, and left with no explanation whatsoever. I cleaned myself and the floor up, and thanked god that I was alone in the privacy of my own home and not at school, work, or any other public venue..... I had a friend who quite a a while back had taken acid and gone thru a similer ordeal. He actually managed to make it to the bathroom, however he forgot to pull his pants down when he took the shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 Every time i think i've heard the funniest story 12oz has to offer... dazzle++ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Originally posted by timemachine so last nite it was my four-year anniversary and me and my fiancee went to a club. it was all good until.... IT HITS! Diarrhea! that is the worst time/place to ever get it anyone else have a bad experience like this? i almost died it's about time you made a decent thread. i was starting to lose hope. stories about poo = always funny. happy anniversary and congratulations on your first decent thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle A few weeks ago I was in my house when all of a sudden this sharp cramping-pain hit me in the abdomen/bowels area. It paralyzed me to the point where I couldn't even move. And as I stood there, bent over leaning on the desk, I knew what was coming next: an endless gush of liquid poo that I was powerless to stop. By the end, my pants were filled, and there had been some leakage on to the floor. I stood there, dazed, with absolutely no comprehension of what had just transpired. It hit me completely out of the blue, and left with no explanation whatsoever. I cleaned myself and the floor up, and thanked god that I was alone in the privacy of my own home and not at school, work, or any other public venue..... the mysteries of poo shall never cease to amaze me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 true, idda pooped on the girl.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 no, youre wrong, worst thing ever: Camel spiders orrrrr a video containing eels being forced into a japanese woman's asshole via funnel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrabble Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 There's only one explanation for that Senor TimeMachine Voodoo Dolls. Think about it, who have you wronged in the past? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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