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.....worst shitting stories ever.......

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by CAPS, Nov 28, 2002.

  1. CAPS

    CAPS Member

    Joined: Oct 23, 2001 Messages: 658 Likes Received: 0
    K ....and now a thread about shitting. ONLY your worst shitting stories ever.


    I was flying on an airplane , early flight, and had made my normal breakfast of nicotine and a SHITLOAD of coffee. Well on a long early flight they tend to serve breakfast on the flight. I chose the eggs with sausage and a small cup of O.J. Alright first rule on an airplane, NEVER eat the meat and almost NEVER folow it up by acidic bevrages such as coffee, O.J. , apple juice......etc. K well I had at this point broken all the rules and was tapping it off by sipping a CARBONATED soda when all of a sudden something felt wrong. You know the feeling like when you think you may have left your wallet at the crack spot. Anyway, my stomache started making sounds like "lardass" in Stand By Me. Well I have had this happen before, I have bad intestines, so I was just content with waitng out to see if I was gonna need to bolt to the bathroom or just maybe rip a little ass and piss some poor folk off. About 5 minutes later, I was at an APEX. I was past getting to a bathroom on time. My guts where actually on fire and the pressure to my colon was building at an exponetial rate. But to add to the discomfort, I was getting really naseaus as well.

    K from what I remember, I turned to the guy beside me and in between almost blacking out and screaming I actually PUKED all over the poor sap at the same time as releiving my lower intestine into my shorts. K now picture it, you puke and shit at the exact same time while sitting in an airplane seat with 2 hours of a flight left and NO change of shorts let alone clothes. Needless to say, I was VERY much hated by all around as the dank smell of of not only vomit but really runny shit wafted around the plane. I think I actually heard a guy mention that he was gonna have to "get a refund" or something.

    K kids, you guys think you can top that?
     
  2. Melburnian

    Melburnian Guest

    hahah nah but i got a fair funny one. My dad was letting ripper farts go all day and he says to me and my brother "shhh shhh" so we went quiet and he let out a loud fart and he followed through into his pants and there was shit dropping out of the bottoms of the pants onto his shoes. he was shocked and ran to the bathroom while me and my brother were on the floor laughing our asses off. Was funny at the time.
     
  3. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 28
    holy crap [haha, get it?]

    i remember when i was little my family and i went to visit inside the statue of liberty. i had to take a shit real bad. i took a shit in my pants before getting to the restroom on time -- which was about maybe a 100 feet or so away.

    another time, when i was little, i was at home and had to go poop. i wasn't able to unbutton the thing on my shorts and my mum was on the phone. i couldn't get the shorts off on time so i proceeded to shat my pants.

    another time when i was in kindergarten, i was wearing one of those jumpsuit type outfits like those nascar racers have - but there's a zipper going down the front [it's a one piece]. the zipper wouldn't go down so i took another shit in my pants. then i had to tell my teacher i went doo-doo in my "pants."

    when i went to preschool, when i had to take a poo, i would tell the lady or guy in charge i had to go poop in vietnamese. they wouldn't understand me so i took a shit in my pants.

    when i was a a real youngin,' in one of those bathtubs for babies, i took a shit and ate it. that's what my mum tells me. i can't remember it.
     
  4. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 28
    haha that reminds me.

    when i was watching TV at my grandparents' house with my cousins, i let out a wet fart. i stood up and there was diamond-shaped brown stain on the sofa. till this day, i think the shit stain on the shorts are still there...but it's probably at the thrift store or something.
     
  5. OVERsketched

    OVERsketched New Jack

    Joined: Apr 24, 2002 Messages: 29 Likes Received: 0
    Change your name to SHIT1, Swif1 it suits you so much better after hearing your stories
     
  6. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    hahahahahahaha that exact same shit happened to me when i was small.....took a floater while being bathed by my mom...boy was she surprised


    another time when i was about 5...i was at this huge clothing outlet store...and i needed to go bad!!!! so i ran around the entire store for like 5 minutes holding it in...and as i walked past a window..i see a porter potty on the other side....but heres the thing...the exit was all away on the other side, so i had to run all the way through the store..to the exit, and all the way back around to the porter potty...i was like 3 seconds away when i lost it and shat my pants...i went into the porter potty and like panicked for 10 minutes....as i took my shit stained under pants, wrapped it in a buddle of toilet paper, and walked back into the store and threw it in a garbage can....and for like the next week i felt really bad because i felt sorry for the lonely underpants sitting in the store garbage can...i was a weird kid...i thought material possesions had lives
     
  7. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 28
    hahaha...i just might :rolleyes:
    hahahaha
     
  8. OVERsketched

    OVERsketched New Jack

    Joined: Apr 24, 2002 Messages: 29 Likes Received: 0
    Nothing to bad on my side of shitting. But when I was about 4 my dad took me into his work of which is a studio of a TV station. I was muchking around with nun chucks and ninja swords and other shit when I realised I had to pee. I couldnt unlock the door because I wasnt tall enough yet [the lock was at the top of the door] so I ran around looking for botles to piss in. Found a few ran around looking for somewhere in case someone came in and found a neat spot. Started pissing in the bottle only to realise that it had been filled with some sort of hardened plastic inside it so I had to take a leak on this bunch of rags which I new were being thrown out. But because I had to piss so much it went through the rags and I had forgoten that the floor on which I was on was a metel floor [like construction metal for walkways with holes everywhere] and the piss went all over someones desk downstairs.........I couldn`t stop laughing and eventually my dad came to get me to go home. I was lucky because it was a Sunday and no one was in the office but I would have paid money to see the persons reaction on there face when they smelt there desk.
     
  9. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

  10. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    i really only have good ones...
    its kind of fun.
    i get peace and quiet when im squatting on the shitter.

    i DO remember when i was like 6 i was outside when the urge started coming, so i rushed inside (i was far far away) im not sure if i made it. i forget. but thats probably the only negative experience ive had so far.
     
  11. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    http://www.cm-uj.krakow.pl/tlk/historia/sala1.jpg'>

    SIT DOWN AT THE TABLE!!!

    WOOOO

    FUN
     
  12. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
     
  13. KillYurSteel

    KillYurSteel Member

    Joined: Apr 13, 2002 Messages: 448 Likes Received: 0
    i remember a couple years back me and a homie were walking around and what not when we ran into some of his other friends that wanted to go steal forties...well i had plans so i had to split but i had to go to his house first to get my stuff...he didnt want to walk to his house with me so he gave me his key to get in....so there i was in my friends house that i have only been to a few times and im all alone....so i proceed to grab my stuff when it hit me...i had to shit really bad and i couldnt make the walk to my house so i went to take a crapola in his house....after i had been sitting there for no longer than 3 minutes i hear footsteps coming toward the door...they stopped right in front of the door and then boom his dad bursts through the door with his rifle in my face thinking i was a theif....that scared the shit right out of me....shit was crazy all i could think of when he came bustin through the door was im gonna die taking a shit...ahhh memories
     
  14. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    my mom told me that when me and my brother were babies we used scoop out shit from our diapers and paint our cribs with it. gnarly
     
  15. Basic

    Basic Member

    Joined: Sep 19, 2002 Messages: 323 Likes Received: 0
    ok
    i was in the car with my cousin and my dad , we were drivin back to my
    cousins house and i had that burning pain around your stomach telling you
    you have to take a huge crap right at that moment , and the car ride was getting
    long as , but i held on in a large amount of pain , get back to my cousins house
    and make my way speedidly to the toilet , and find out i only had to rip a fart .
    i found it fairly unusual but glad my bowels didnt colapse , as i got up , all the shit
    i had been previously expecting blasted out my arse all over my cousin and my aunts towels , toothbrushes and other assorted toiletries . i then did the most rushed clean up job , scrubbed everything , washed the towels and brushes , and never told them , even though the bathroom smelled like something had been killed in there .
     
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