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Worst pick-up lines ever

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by socrates, Jun 22, 2002.

  1. socrates

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    Worst pick-up lines ever

    Discussion started by socrates - Jun 22, 2002

    OK since obviously the reason alot of us are in Channel Zero is because we don't have lives that include a steady girl, so lets see your worst/best(some of us are that bad) pick-up line.

    -Hey you have really nice hair........Can I have a strand or two to put in a locket????

    -You're skins really nice.......Can I make a jacket out of it????

    -Are you're pants made out of glass......Cause i can see myself in them.

    -You're eyes are beautiful..............Can I have one???

    -Has anyone ever told you that you look like that one girl who was a retard in that one movie.

    -You're fingernails are great...Can I eat them???

    ..........Feel free to add as many as you want I know you guys are as sad or disturbed as me
     
  2. platapie

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    platapie - Replied Jun 22, 2002

    those dont work?
     
  3. Pilau Hands

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    Pilau Hands - Replied Jun 22, 2002

    you sure gotta purty mouth
     
  4. krie

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    krie - Replied Jun 22, 2002

    All those curves, and me with no breaks.

    Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?

    Why don't you come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

    jus a few
     
  5. SayOne

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    SayOne - Replied Jun 22, 2002

    thats actually quite witty
     
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    JUWSE - Replied Jun 23, 2002

    hey, how do you feel about 40-year old virgins who still live with their mothers?
     
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    "I Love Makros"
     
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    http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/soilmono/mono44.jpg'>
    "I build things, lets hang out."
     
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    taco bell bomber - Replied Jun 23, 2002

    ask fr8lover..that guy is the king of cheesyness, what a dick head
     
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    "i have std's."
     
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    "Im not Fred Flintstone, but i bet i can make your bed rock."

    Ill just end it there.
     
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    KaBar - Replied Jun 23, 2002

    I had three younger sisters. They used to just roll on the floor laughing at some of the stupid pick-up lines guys tried on them. It's all about just being yourself and not trying to be cool, gentlemen. Nothing is more uncool than someone deliberately trying to be cool. The only thing I can figure is that the girls and young women that I managed to meet using a pick-up line just basically took pity on me, and were probably thinking how grateful they were that our culture doesn't work the other way, where girls have to think up witty things to try to say to attractive boys at clubs. In other words, they wanted me to be successful, so they laughed at my LAME ASS PICK-UP LINES, and allowed me to introduce myself. I don't know which is worse, trying to say that sort of stupid stuff to young women with a straight face, or listening to it without laughing in his face and squirting a daquiri out of your nose. Thank God most women have a forgiving, kind nature, otherwise the species would probably die out altogether.
     
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    HomerJayII - Replied Jun 23, 2002

    " THE WORD OF THE DAY IS LEGS, WANNA' GO TO MY HOUSE AND SPREAD THE WORD?"
     
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