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Worst pick-up lines ever

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by socrates, Jun 22, 2002.

  1. socrates

    socrates Guest

    OK since obviously the reason alot of us are in Channel Zero is because we don't have lives that include a steady girl, so lets see your worst/best(some of us are that bad) pick-up line.

    -Hey you have really nice hair........Can I have a strand or two to put in a locket????

    -You're skins really nice.......Can I make a jacket out of it????

    -Are you're pants made out of glass......Cause i can see myself in them.

    -You're eyes are beautiful..............Can I have one???

    -Has anyone ever told you that you look like that one girl who was a retard in that one movie.

    -You're fingernails are great...Can I eat them???

    ..........Feel free to add as many as you want I know you guys are as sad or disturbed as me
  2. platapie

    platapie Guest

    those dont work?
  3. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    you sure gotta purty mouth
  4. krie

    krie Guest

    All those curves, and me with no breaks.

    Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?

    Why don't you come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

    jus a few
  5. SayOne

    SayOne Guest

    thats actually quite witty
  6. JUWSE

    JUWSE Junior Member

    Joined: May 10, 2002 Messages: 159 Likes Received: 0
    hey, how do you feel about 40-year old virgins who still live with their mothers?
  7. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
  8. kissmyass#1

    kissmyass#1 Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 8, 2002 Messages: 1,071 Likes Received: 0
  9. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    "I build things, lets hang out."
  10. taco bell bomber

    taco bell bomber Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2000 Messages: 2,037 Likes Received: 0
    ask fr8lover..that guy is the king of cheesyness, what a dick head
  11. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    "i have std's."
  12. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    "Im not Fred Flintstone, but i bet i can make your bed rock."

    Ill just end it there.
  13. KaBar

    KaBar Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2001 Messages: 1,397 Likes Received: 28
    I had three younger sisters. They used to just roll on the floor laughing at some of the stupid pick-up lines guys tried on them. It's all about just being yourself and not trying to be cool, gentlemen. Nothing is more uncool than someone deliberately trying to be cool. The only thing I can figure is that the girls and young women that I managed to meet using a pick-up line just basically took pity on me, and were probably thinking how grateful they were that our culture doesn't work the other way, where girls have to think up witty things to try to say to attractive boys at clubs. In other words, they wanted me to be successful, so they laughed at my LAME ASS PICK-UP LINES, and allowed me to introduce myself. I don't know which is worse, trying to say that sort of stupid stuff to young women with a straight face, or listening to it without laughing in his face and squirting a daquiri out of your nose. Thank God most women have a forgiving, kind nature, otherwise the species would probably die out altogether.
  14. HomerJayII

    HomerJayII Member

    Joined: Jan 28, 2002 Messages: 552 Likes Received: 0