Guest socrates Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 OK since obviously the reason alot of us are in Channel Zero is because we don't have lives that include a steady girl, so lets see your worst/best(some of us are that bad) pick-up line. -Hey you have really nice hair........Can I have a strand or two to put in a locket???? -You're skins really nice.......Can I make a jacket out of it???? -Are you're pants made out of glass......Cause i can see myself in them. -You're eyes are beautiful..............Can I have one??? -Has anyone ever told you that you look like that one girl who was a retard in that one movie. -You're fingernails are great...Can I eat them??? ..........Feel free to add as many as you want I know you guys are as sad or disturbed as me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 those dont work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 you sure gotta purty mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 All those curves, and me with no breaks. Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again? Why don't you come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? jus a few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayOne Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 Originally posted by krie Why don't you come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? thats actually quite witty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUWSE Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 hey, how do you feel about 40-year old virgins who still live with their mothers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 http://www.neilswaab.com/comics/wiggles/images/rehab34.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 "I Love Makros" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 Originally posted by Tyler Durden http://www.neilswaab.com/comics/wiggles/images/rehab34.jpg'> hahahhaha:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/soilmono/mono44.jpg'> "I build things, lets hang out." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taco bell bomber Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 ask fr8lover..that guy is the king of cheesyness, what a dick head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 "i have std's." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 "Im not Fred Flintstone, but i bet i can make your bed rock." Ill just end it there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 I had three younger sisters. They used to just roll on the floor laughing at some of the stupid pick-up lines guys tried on them. It's all about just being yourself and not trying to be cool, gentlemen. Nothing is more uncool than someone deliberately trying to be cool. The only thing I can figure is that the girls and young women that I managed to meet using a pick-up line just basically took pity on me, and were probably thinking how grateful they were that our culture doesn't work the other way, where girls have to think up witty things to try to say to attractive boys at clubs. In other words, they wanted me to be successful, so they laughed at my LAME ASS PICK-UP LINES, and allowed me to introduce myself. I don't know which is worse, trying to say that sort of stupid stuff to young women with a straight face, or listening to it without laughing in his face and squirting a daquiri out of your nose. Thank God most women have a forgiving, kind nature, otherwise the species would probably die out altogether. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerJayII Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 " THE WORD OF THE DAY IS LEGS, WANNA' GO TO MY HOUSE AND SPREAD THE WORD?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 ^^I rest my case, LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 nice shoes wanna fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 Originally posted by Gnes 37 nice shoes wanna fuck? that line is fuckin great... and a guy with nice shoes are great. yea..i have a shoe phetish..sp..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 All I can say is if you look closely, you can see the Unseen Hand of Nature, Destiny and the Almighty in these pitiful pick-up lines. Make no mistake--girls know what they are doing. Humanity did not get propagated purely by accident. Nature will have her way, no two ways about it. ONLY THE INTELLIGENT SURVIVE. If you are acting lame, you get no love. So get with the program, Darwin boy. The Future Awaits Us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 The Unseen Hand of Nature, Destiny and the Almighty???? for some reason that sounds like it would be a great book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 im 12 wanna fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerJayII Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 Originally posted by Gnes 37 nice shoes wanna fuck? THAT ACTUALLY BELONGS WITH THE CLASSIC PICKUP LINES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 so... I met this cutie the other night, asked her to come home withme and she said sure, but the she stopped and asked: "Do you have cable?" I said naw, but the ropes will hold ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 *but Hey! You look lke a chick that likes to eat ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 heres 10p, go call ur mum and tell her u aint coming home tonite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vans Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 hey you wanna go back to my house and play pretend well pretend its 9/11 and im gonna ram my 747 into your world trade center until you collapse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 Originally posted by vans hey you wanna go back to my house and play pretend well pretend its 9/11 and im gonna ram my 747 into your world trade center until you collapse :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 Originally posted by DEE38 "i have std's." from the mouth of chris rock as his worst pick up line- i have herpes, wanna fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jismone Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 "I see you have braces, I have braces too. Wanna do it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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