2 blaazed Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Whats the worst gift you ever got??? my homie decided he was gonna try and get me something cool as a bday gift. he bought this thing from ecko for like $100 called the suprise box. so i open the box n theres this fucked up looking retarded mr potato head looking thing in there. my homie is all "naw that cant be it, theres something inside the egg. so he proceeds to try to open the egg, to make a long story short, 20 min later the egg is all scared up with marks from a claw hammer and my homie now realizes ecko sold him a egg with a 5lb weight inside. It was horrible.... lets hear it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 i bet the worst present your mom ever got in her life was having your ass. :lol: jk man. worst present i ever got was some stupid shit from my grandma, her ass is retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA For some reason, I believe this picture from ABC's thread is appropiate here as well: http://www.hooloovoo.com/dolenz/images/gallery/mkdj-laugh.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 i appreciate everything i get. it's the thought that counts, and the fact someone thought enough of me to buy me something means the world to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 usually im the same way abc, but my grandma always sends me cheesy sweaters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC i appreciate everything i get. it's the thought that counts, and the fact someone thought enough of me to buy me something means the world to me. did you turn vegan and gay or something recently? you and these responses of yours sound like some church going vegan eating homo retard wrote that shit and you snatched it from them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 My grandmother gave me a toiletries bag that she got for free from the bank for my birthday. That was pretty weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E did you turn vegan and gay or something recently? nope, i still eat meat and i still fuck girls. i don't think your emo ass is in any place to be commenting on shit, kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC nope, i still eat meat and i still fuck girls. i don't think your emo ass is in any place to be commenting on shit, kid haha, just saying, some of your responses lately have been soft like a grape mother fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E haha, just saying, some of your responses lately have been soft like a grape mother fucker. which other responses are you talking about. and again, the last 10 threads you've made were about your bitch ass not getting any pussy, and whining about girlfriends who dumped your ugly ass in the past. you're the pot, i'm the kettle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC which other responses are you talking about. and again, the last 10 threads you've made were about your bitch ass not getting any pussy, and whining about girlfriends who dumped your ugly ass in the past. you're the pot, i'm the kettle ughhhh, cant touch on which ones ive seen lately that made me think youre sick or something, but i can tell you they havent been normal mr abc responses. and i havent made 10 threads lately in months, maybe two in the last 4 months. havent even been around lately. sucka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E ughhhh, cant touch on which ones ive seen lately that made me think youre sick or something, but i can tell you they havent been normal mr abc responses. whatever, you're hallucinating. i fucked your mom in the ass with a lightbulb while she recited jewish poety about incest. feel better now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted September 30, 2004 Author Share Posted September 30, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC i fucked your mom in the ass with a lightbulb while she recited jewish poety about incest. feel better now? :lol::lol: thats a keeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Anything labeled "Suprise Box" and is going for $100 is destined to suck ass. Fuck Ecko anyway, shit is weak sauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 police rushin you at your legal spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC whatever, you're hallucinating. i fucked your mom in the ass with a lightbulb while she recited jewish poety about incest. feel better now? :lol: :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC i fucked your mom in the ass with a lightbulb while she recited jewish poety about incest. feel better now? i knew that was gonna get used as a quote. funny shit. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 my friend recieved a picture of his grandma (framed) and a globe last time his grandparents stopped by for his birthday. my least favorite present was pasta. my mom gave me fucking noodles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Im pretty thankful for the shit I get. But I've gotten a lot of lame little dollar store gifts from friends. Sa'll good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk Sober Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 this old pothead I knew gave me a old scrabble board game he had for 20 years,because he got a new one.I hate second hand giving! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 I got a box of q-tips last year for my birthday.. That was it.. Nobody gave me ANYTHING else.. I'm expecting this years birthday to be the same.. Which is in 2 weeks.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 in 6th grade this girl gave me a small wrapped present. i opened it and nothing was in it and was like what the fuck? did i drop it? im lookin on the floor on my desk. then i seen there was a note on the outside w/ that lame poem about whateverthefuck suprises and gifts and romance snowfalls and was like oh snap, what a cheapo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getNice Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 I gave my ex girlfriend a load in her coochie in the woods behind my old highschool for her birthday. The business was pimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 I remember my uncle telling me that he got a 2002 diary (in 2003) the person who gave it to him was so thoughtless that they just ripped out the pages they had written in, and had even forgot to rip out some of the pages....i found that hillarious. Telo, do you have aim or email? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 well I recieved many Birthday cards w/o $$$$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Oh yeah, this year for my birthday my grandmother gave me a flick of a piece I did that was taken from the road as she was leaving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sober Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Originally posted by yeaaaah baby my friend recieved a picture of his grandma (framed) and a globe.. just saw one of my sisters and told her that one...hahahahah reminds me of my G ma. one year she kicked me down wrapped plastic bags for christmas..."theyre to put your art supplies in" another christmas someone got underwear...my Gma asked to see them, and in front of mad people smelled them and declared they wouldnt be that fresh smelling soon... My G-ma tries to kick down visitors peanut butter and shit with best before dates from like 84. she throws back vino all day.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRON KING Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 20$ GAP certificate. - I have a cheap ass aunt:lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Originally posted by KRON KING 20$ GAP certificate. - I have a cheap ass aunt:lol: :lol: :lol: I dont understand gift certificates at all, its like your spending the money why dont you just put it in between a card it will be a lot more beneficial to the receiver.... i bet you still have that certificate, OR you walked around the gap looking for an excuse to get rid of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 I got sick of lame gifts..so around 5th grade I adopted the "list." I would make a list of things I wanted and my mom would call up my aunts and shit and everyone would pick stuff off the list. I always get the whole list usually because my birthday is 2 weeks before christmas so I get a lot of presents in the same month. I can also do a "birthday/christmas together" thing and get a big present and then some small stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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