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World's Funniest Joke?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by -Rage-, Dec 22, 2001.

  1. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

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  2. wakassOATH

    wakassOATH Guest

    i dont like that joke :( .. its not too funny if you ask me
     
  3. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    i have a british sense of humor but that just sucked.
     
  4. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    That's one of those jokes that makes you slightly chuckle for about half a second and then stop.
     
  5. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

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    ...because you realize the stupidity of it.
     
  6. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    exactly. and you realize it's really not that funny.
     
  7. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

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    "The British Association for the Advancement of Science (BA) said the joke was the most popular among 10,000 submitted, being chosen as the best by 47 percent of the 100,000 people from more than 70 countries who took part."


    Fucking morons!
     
  8. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

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    I'm from England dude, I would not have expected this shitty ass joke to have won. Tsk Tsk.....
     
  9. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

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    I think it won only because it had to deal with Watson and Holmes.
     
  10. MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 6,494 Likes Received: 1
    The first time I read that I was like, "Hmmm...I get it but I'm not laughing. Maybe I should read it again."

    It wasn't funny.

    This is Funny:
    Q: What do you do to your wife when she is stagering out on the front yard?
    A: Shoot her again.
     
  11. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

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    haha...you're probably right
     
  12. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

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    Q: How come there are no K-Mart's in Afghanistan?
    A. There are plenty of Targets.

    Kind of crude, but hey it's only words.
     
  13. I didn't even crack a smile. Dumb fucking joke. I'm still bugging about the one I read here in another post:

    "What do you get when you stab a thirteen year-old 30 times?



    An erection."



    It takes a special kind of mind to laugh at that. I'm slick like that cuz I'm sick like that. Beer,

    El Mamerro
     
  14. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    Q: Whats pink, slimey and tries to crawl up your leg?
    A: A home sick abortion
     
  15. Harpo Marx

    Harpo Marx Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2001 Messages: 1,525 Likes Received: 3
    i along with a group of people was told the joke this weekend... after the punch line was silence, and someone said 'why the hell is that funny'?

    why dont blondes talk during sex?
    their mommies told them not to talk to strangers
     
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