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World's Funniest Joke?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by -Rage-, Dec 22, 2001.

  1. -Rage-

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    World's Funniest Joke?

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    wakassOATH - Replied Dec 22, 2001

    i dont like that joke :( .. its not too funny if you ask me
     
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    T.T Boy - Replied Dec 22, 2001

    i have a british sense of humor but that just sucked.
     
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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Dec 22, 2001

    That's one of those jokes that makes you slightly chuckle for about half a second and then stop.
     
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    -Rage- - Replied Dec 22, 2001

    ...because you realize the stupidity of it.
     
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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Dec 22, 2001

    exactly. and you realize it's really not that funny.
     
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    -Rage- - Replied Dec 22, 2001

    "The British Association for the Advancement of Science (BA) said the joke was the most popular among 10,000 submitted, being chosen as the best by 47 percent of the 100,000 people from more than 70 countries who took part."


    Fucking morons!
     
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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Dec 22, 2001

    I'm from England dude, I would not have expected this shitty ass joke to have won. Tsk Tsk.....
     
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    -Rage- - Replied Dec 22, 2001

    I think it won only because it had to deal with Watson and Holmes.
     
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    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega - Replied Dec 22, 2001

    The first time I read that I was like, "Hmmm...I get it but I'm not laughing. Maybe I should read it again."

    It wasn't funny.

    This is Funny:
    Q: What do you do to your wife when she is stagering out on the front yard?
    A: Shoot her again.
     
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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Dec 22, 2001

    haha...you're probably right
     
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    -Rage- - Replied Dec 22, 2001

    Q: How come there are no K-Mart's in Afghanistan?
    A. There are plenty of Targets.

    Kind of crude, but hey it's only words.
     
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  13. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Dec 22, 2001

    I didn't even crack a smile. Dumb fucking joke. I'm still bugging about the one I read here in another post:

    "What do you get when you stab a thirteen year-old 30 times?



    An erection."



    It takes a special kind of mind to laugh at that. I'm slick like that cuz I'm sick like that. Beer,

    El Mamerro
     
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    Zack Morris - Replied Dec 22, 2001

    Q: Whats pink, slimey and tries to crawl up your leg?
    A: A home sick abortion
     
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    Harpo Marx - Replied Dec 22, 2001

    i along with a group of people was told the joke this weekend... after the punch line was silence, and someone said 'why the hell is that funny'?

    why dont blondes talk during sex?
    their mommies told them not to talk to strangers
     
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