Poop Man Bob Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 http://channels.netscape.com/ns/love/conte...complaints.jsp/ Women's Top Ten Sexual Complaints By Patty Lamberti We polled a group of women about what irks them most in the bedroom. Here are their biggest sexual grievances and how you can avoid committing such mistakes: http://cdn.channels.netscape.com/cp/love/fun/i/womencomplaints_80.jpg'> After he climaxes, it's over. Just because you're satisfied doesn't mean she is. Keep stimulating her until she's also satisfied. Foreplay? What foreplay? Think of a woman as a crockpot that needs to be warmed up. You may be ready to go from the beginning, but she's not. If she moves your hands to a specific area of her body, take that as a clue that you should concentrate on that area. Chances are that when you think she's ready, she's not. Keep going at it. We only kiss before sex. Women feel like the romance is gone when you only kiss her as a prelude to sex. When she least expects it -- as you watch TV or do laundry -- lay a big one on her. And don't try to get anything else. He seems hesitant to perform oral sex on me. If she gets the impression that you think oral sex is gross, she won't loosen up and enjoy herself. She might also be hesitant to return the favor. Even if performing oral sex on a woman isn't your favorite thing to do, do it. Remember, it can be made more pleasurable by using whipped cream or chocolate syrup. He can't find my G Spot. It's not a myth. Take some time to explore her body. Ask her over and over if you've found it. We're in the mood for sex at different times of the day. She may like to have sex at night. You may like it in the morning. Sometimes you have to compromise and do it when you're not 100% in the mood. We bet you'll get into the mood pretty quickly. He sticks his tongue in my ear to turn me on. What movie made you think this was appealing? Sure, a gentle tongue lap dance on the earlobe can be nice. But don't slosh around in the ear canal. Women have q-tips for that, thank you. All dirty talk, all the time. Sure, women know you like to talk dirty. And we know how to do the job right. But that doesn't mean that every time we hit the sheets, we want to talk dirty. Sometimes a woman needs quiet sex. Or sex that only involves groans. He orgasms too quickly. She doesn't care about your size nearly as much as you think. What she cares about is your ability to keep going. If you feel that you may orgasm, stop what you're doing and concentrate on her. We always do it the same old way. Women need variety. Have sex in new places. And most importantly, learn some new positions. Check out an illustrated guide to the Kama Sutra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted October 10, 2002 Author Share Posted October 10, 2002 This thread just got devidfjsalkdsjflkads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted October 10, 2002 Author Share Posted October 10, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol http://pistol.fuccyou.com/12oz/firsties01.gif'> it's sandwich time after. HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 hahahahah that's funny.... "this thread just got al';sdjfl;kasdjf;lask" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 You know why women always take longer to climax than men??? Who cares..... hahahahahaha, oh goodness. Patented 2 reply in a row Technology Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 oh. I thought women like assholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 can' guys trim once in a while? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 boogie hands is not guilty on all counts.... god im such a sex machine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 bwuwhahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT You know why women always take longer to climax than men??? Who cares..... hahahahahaha, oh goodness. Patented 2 reply in a row Technology hahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 i guess i got nothing to worry about then. :huh?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Luv Roo Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 I don't know about the chocolate or whip cream idea... it could cause health complications. what do you think, girls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 Size does matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griffin your face Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 Originally posted by I Luv Roo I don't know about the chocolate or whip cream idea... it could cause health complications. what do you think, girls? If it's gonna be dirty, it shouldn't be with food. That's for god damn sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob He sticks his tongue in my ear to turn me on. What movie made you think this was appealing? Sure, a gentle tongue lap dance on the earlobe can be nice. But don't slosh around in the ear canal. I went out with a girl that used to do this to me, not all the time, only when she was really hot to trot, but... I'd just be happily sucking tit and all of a sudden she's licking my brain, and it's all loud... I didn't find it all that keen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 I like to nibble on my ear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoke*A*Stem Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 Honey.... yea i dunno about food additions....I mean, anyone whos said they want to lick honey off your whole body obviously hasnt tried it... it just ends up ending early on account of stomach ache, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 i like it when girls throw on the strap-on and fuck me in the ass:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 hmmm.....looks like me and my girl have a pretty damn successful sex life. wooo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 Originally posted by SukiSukiNow can' guys trim once in a while? any girl who doesnt keep things neat and tidy is not worth my goddamn time.....i'd feel bad if i didnt return the favor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 You know what's wrong with these women? They gotta find themselves a NEW man. Hesistant to perform oral sex? Can't find the g-spot? Come on now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 Hallelujah Tyler, can I get an amen?! I keep my garden up spring, summer, fall, and winter. I feel that guys should do the same. It's not a gay thing really and you'd get more blow jobs I bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 i enjoy lickin that nuanay (unless it smells raw) i make girls squirt.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 i trimmed my pubes into a chirstmas tree one year :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 Originally posted by Secret You know what's wrong with these women? They gotta find themselves a NEW man. Hesistant to perform oral sex? Can't find the g-spot? Come on now. True... but you have to weed through the clueless to get to the genius. You just never know who's going to be a good explorer or will do the oh so important do until you're already in the act. Too bad we can't ask for resumes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted October 10, 2002 Author Share Posted October 10, 2002 Originally posted by I Luv Roo I don't know about the chocolate or whip cream idea... it could cause health complications. what do you think, girls? Not a girl .. BUT. Food is pure fun. Whipped cream is the easiest. Just make sure you have a shower handy. It's nice to clean up afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyKrink Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 SIZE MATTERS!!!! i dont give a fuck about that motion of the ocean crap, because its bullshit. well at least thats what i think, but the size doesnt matter if it can only last for 5 minutes. i dont know i actually like when guys talk dirty...fuck actually i love when guys talk dirty :yum: unfortunately a lot of guys (more than you think) dont know what they're doing, they have small dicks, or can only last for 5 minutes so praise the lord for masterbation. oh yeah just because you make a girl scream doesnt mean that she is really enjoying herself, dont be fooled because no matter what you think most the time you'll never be able to tell if she is faking it or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 i once had a girl that complained that i was making her stretch too much, and how she wasnt that felixble for wut i was trying to do. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 That toop ten was a sad one... Is it for old housewives or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 Originally posted by kristy i love when :yum: they all love me, youre not alone on this one babygirl but seriously if that top ten is all it takes to please a woman i might as well call myself god that list was pathetic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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