amItoolate? Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 anyone remember this thread from a few years ago? i searched but couldnt find it. if noone can dig it up lets get it goin again. http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 I am filled with Christ's love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludgenuts Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 i saw a bumper sticker one day that read: JESUS CHRIST never leave earth with out him thats all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 jesus kinda looks like charlie manson there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 "i wouldn't even do that rank ass bitch with a sawzall" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666@Jan 26 2005, 02:23 PM "i wouldn't even do that rank ass bitch with a sawzall" Quoted post how about this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 those things kick so much ass. its so simple too. its like a saw on an arm. i love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 My dad has a bumper sticker sitting on our kitchen counter that says "Happy Birthday Jesus!" Its red with white lettering, which I find oddly strange and ironic. I asked him for it and he yelled at me saying "I dont know where you think youre going when you die unless you believe in God!" Im like, "No where, Ill be dead. My body will be like a bunch of clothing, and my soul will seize to exist. And what, nukka?" Okay I didnt call him nukka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 haha. those figurines are so sacreligious....hahah golfer jesus! it amuses me....what would this guy think if he could see what people are doing...i saw action figures once...biblical action figures! oh, man....money offa jebus. i'd guess he would want a cut if he were here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 WHAT WOULD JESUS CRUSH....that's right...WWJC hmmm...he's uh...the way he's 'embracing'...hmmm...is that jesus' love??? count me out jesus gonna fuck you up aww, yeah! nilla knows kung fu, too. believe(or he'll kick your ass) i'm just gonna leave this one alone best believe jesus is down with this shit, too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Originally posted by casekonly@Jan 26 2005, 03:16 PM i'm just gonna leave this one alone Quoted post haha.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 yeah, jesus seems to be having a 'private' moment or something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 christ doesnt like hispanics or any other color of people...especially since were all from the same planet..you know jesus doesnt exist in the ghettos in america..its only hidden behind walls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 The original thread on these was absolutely hilarious.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Jesus is my homeboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 jesus is everyones homeboy... i think...i'm gonna make blunted jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreature Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Charlie is my homeboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 boris fan, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 "Ha ha, yeah nigga, hook that bitch up on the a-grade shit. Give her all that extra shit. You gonna be getting a fat bonus this month fo'sho! She can't see me, can she?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 hahahahh that's fucking brilliant! my turn. "so, then jesus walks up to him and says, 'you are healed' and he billed the poor bastard. he sent him a fucking bill! can you believe this guy?!?!?!" "ok, roger, that's enough. i can have your children killed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Ha ha ha ha, much funnier. I tip my hat to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by gatita@Jan 26 2005, 04:41 PM No where, Ill be dead. My body will be like a bunch of clothing, and my soul will seize to exist. Quoted post That's a pretty shitty outlook. You don't have hopes that your soul will be manifested in the afterlife in some form or another? Whatever floats your boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 "i'm not sayin' i'm a badass or anything, but i could just heal her..you know that, right? i mean....son of god...yeah..." "you're sure you got all the blood up? man, if this comes back on me, my father is going to fuck some shit up" "ok, no judas played this one song...can you play it? it went doo doo do doo do doo wahhhhhhhhh....." "so, what i want you to do is take her outside and say, 'i'm not signing a fucking prenuptual agreement' and i'll walk up and cap her in the back of the head. neat-o burrito, huh? i came up with it myself" "that guy in the front you, he just farted! did you hear that? aww, man, i can't believe it! he farted.....hahaha. i'm gonna have to tell the fellas about this!! oh, that's rich!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 DR. Dazzle and I tried searching for this thread not too long ago and came up with nothing. I guess it got deleted after the 12oz Meltdown. "So you like screwing things, huh?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manifesto Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 this was posted on another forum... people pshoped new phrases... here are some highlights. then the thread got locked because it violated TOS. its wrong and funny at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Does anyone have SomethingAwful's versions? Gar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 gah! no...but i think we need a brand new photoshop/caption thread. i found a link to nazo propaganda posters and some others from the fifties, but i lost it. didn't key set a thread up like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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