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Winter paunch

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Al Green, Apr 3, 2003.

  1. Al Green

    Al Green Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2001 Messages: 8,561 Likes Received: 1
    time to say good by to the spare tire..

    and although you helped to insulate my midsection through the harsh winter months.. at this time i must say my proper goodbyes and walk away knowing we will be reunited next winter.
     
  2. krie

    krie Guest

    i dont understand ?
     
  3. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    fuck that i'm keeping mine.
     
  4. Al Green

    Al Green Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2001 Messages: 8,561 Likes Received: 1
    maybe i should try selling mine on ebay
     
  5. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    beer bellies.

    i liked that part in Pulp when Bruce Willis' chick keep's talking about how a "paunch" is sexy to her.
     
  6. Al Green

    Al Green Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2001 Messages: 8,561 Likes Received: 1
    girl paunches are sexy

    guy paunches... are rarely attractive.. but im not attracted to other men.. but aesthetically i think fewer people can pull it off with style and finesse. strong personality required.
     
  7. krie

    krie Guest

    same, and i thort u had problems with girls ?
     
  8. Al Green

    Al Green Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2001 Messages: 8,561 Likes Received: 1
    is this your mantra while youre playing zelda (beating off).
     
  9. I beg to differ.
     
  10. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    um, i just have an all weather/season paunch...sorta like goodyear all weather....


    except i dont use the political correct "paunch", i call it gut....
     
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    "Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it."
     
  12. Al Green

    Al Green Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2001 Messages: 8,561 Likes Received: 1
    THAT WOULD READ 20 TIMES FUNNIER WITH EITHER A BEARDO OR A MAMMERO HEAD
     
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