Guest HESHIANDET Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 is good w/ food, bad otherwise. discuss snobby wine talk here. nothing else or i will be a hypocrit and close this. HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 i agree. oh wait i drink boones. way ghetto. but i like a bottle during dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Originally posted by DEE38 i agree. oh wait i drink boones. way ghetto. but i like a bottle during dinner. yes, Boone's Farm wine is good, specifically with Lunchables Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 i hate all wines. shit gives me a head ache. plus my moms always drinks that shit, so the smell of wine, to me is repulsive. i cant stand it. :mad: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Wine+Pain Meds= Alot of vomit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 yes, it's true that i just drank some Chableau Arcel. a couple years ago i was stupid and ate two Tylenol Sleep pills after i drank a bottle of wine. i fell into a deep slumber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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why write? Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 hahah penix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar2 Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 CARLO ROSSI PAISANO It rules, it schools, it causes you to drool. Can't be beat! Carlo ROSSI! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parcheesey Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 some what off topic, i dont understand how potatoes turns in to vodka, grapes turn into wine, theres others but i forget. anyone kno how it happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 touch of class say word if you've ever drank 5 litres of cask wine for $5 and used the silver bag as a pillow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 unless it comes in a box, i don't wanna know about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 the silver bag is in the box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Pilau Hands Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 that shit is like firewater to me. my system doesn't handle it well and it gets me really worked really fast, i'm talking 1 glass and i start to feel it. i hate the taste...but when i want to get drunk and silly quicklike... http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/ye/yellowtail-chardonnay-2001--75-cl.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by ARCEL yes, it's true that i just drank some Chableau Arcel. a couple years ago i was stupid and ate two Tylenol Sleep pills after i drank a bottle of wine. i fell into a deep slumber. Do NOT drink any kind of alcohol and take Tylenol/Acetaminophin. It can kill you very dead. It could easily cause kidney failure (even if you're healthy) and then you'll swell up, turn yellow and DIE! Seriously. *Wine is just fine on all occasions. If it's shitty wine then mix it with sprite... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parcheesey Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Smart Do NOT I can kill you very dead. lol what? :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by johndoe lol what? :confused: Hahaha, well, it's true but not what I was saying. I fixed the typo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryCurl Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 I was going to make a thread about homebrewing cause I just started my first batch of meed (honey wine) in my basement. It takes 2 months and about $40 to make. Here's the recipe i'm using for those who might be interested ------------------------------------------------------------------- 10 lbs of honey 2 packets of champain yeast 1 packet of yeast nutrients 1lb of fresh rasberries wrapped in a cheese cloth Enough water to fill a 5 gallon with the other ingredients in it. A candy thermometer A 5 gallon Plastic fermentor* *this sounds hightech, but it's actually just a 5 gallon bucket with a hole in the top for an airlock. The airlock is just a tube shaped like a sideways 'S'. The purpose of which is to keep oxygen out of the batch while it's in the fermenting phase, while allowing gas to escape. The whole thing looks like this.. http://trutwins.homeip.net/homebrew/images/fermenter.jpg'> From what I've learned, keeping things clean and uncontaminated is the most important part to making good wine. The bucket used for your fermentor should be steralized with hot water. Read all the instructions before starting. >Heat the water up to 160 degrees over the stove. The recipe I used called for a 5 gallon pot, but all I had was a 1 gallon pot so I had to repeat some steps to get all 5 gallons. >Add the honey when the water reaches 160 and while it's disolving, skim the white foam off the surface of the water. The foam is wax and impurities in the honey that will slow down the fermenting process. >After you remove a good majority of the foam; pour the honey/water into the fermentor to cool down. >The honey/water has to get down to 70 degrees before you can add the yeast. It'll take atleast a couple hours to cool. >At 70 add the yeast and yeast nutrients then toss in the berries wraped in cheese cloth. The cheese cloth is just a thin meshed cloth that will hold the berries.. like a tea bag. >Now close up the fermentor, and store it in a cool place. When the yeast start to work, you'll see bubbles comming up through the airlock. >After a month the bubbles will have stopped and there is a bunch of dead yeast on the bottom of the fermentor. >Siphon the wine from the top into bottles, avoiding the garbage at the bottom of the fermentor. >Cap off the bottles and let them age another month before drinking. The longer the batch ages the better, taste test often. ----------------------------------------------------------------- If my batch turns out, I'd be up for trading bottles with other brewers:idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryCurl Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by johndoe some what off topic, i dont understand how potatoes turns in to vodka, grapes turn into wine, theres others but i forget. anyone kno how it happens. Yeast are single celled organisms that eat sugar, and produce alcohol as a byproduct. And on a side note, the difference between 'sweet' and 'dry' is the amount of fermentation. Sweet alcohols are bottled before all the sugars can be turned into alchol, and dry is fully fermented before bottling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 that's really fucking dope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gigan Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 I love rice wine. Red wine reminds me of grape Dimetapp. :twitch: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by JerryCurl Yeast are single celled organisms that eat sugar, and produce alcohol as a byproduct. And on a side note, the difference between 'sweet' and 'dry' is the amount of fermentation. Sweet alcohols are bottled before all the sugars can be turned into alchol, and dry is fully fermented before bottling. Huh? What? Oh, thought you were talking about me for a second... I learned about this in Biology in 9th or 10th grade, I think. My roommate used wine bottles to hold the homemade Kahlua he made, good drink. Guy drinks a lot of wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 When I was in Europe I drank wine with every meal and learned to like it a lot. I hate white wine, I don't mind it so much with food but for the most part I hate it. As for red wine I love it. I just hate getting headaches whenever I drink wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Smart Do NOT drink any kind of alcohol and take Tylenol/Acetaminophin. It can kill you very dead. It could easily cause kidney failure (even if you're healthy) and then you'll swell up, turn yellow and DIE! Seriously. Just curious, you got a source that confirms this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
se_FOUR Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Nothing beats a nice bottle of a good red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 2 buck chuck bitch, 2 buck chuck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 you guys aren't drinking the right shit there's way to many bad wines out there. if you're looking hesh, try barefoot. they even have an 'easy to drink' white zinfandel although it's not in a box. they have the magnum bottles too, the big fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 I like wine. with food, without food, whatever. red wine. merlot or cabernet. yum. as for headaches, take an alieve you sissies. thats what i do, if i drink alot. which usually happens at art shows. that wine has a tendency to sneak up on me, lemme tell ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 I drink it if its served to me... Red or white, whatever, it gets you nicely drunk... And it can be really good with food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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