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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by HESHIANDET, Jul 23, 2004.



    is good w/ food, bad otherwise.

    discuss snobby wine talk here. nothing else or i will be a hypocrit and close this. HA!
  2. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    i agree.

    oh wait i drink boones. way ghetto. but i like a bottle during dinner.
  3. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    yes, Boone's Farm wine is good, specifically with Lunchables
  4. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    i hate all wines. shit gives me a head ache.

    plus my moms always drinks that shit, so the smell of wine, to me is repulsive. i cant stand it.

    :mad: :D
  5. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 4
    Wine+Pain Meds= Alot of vomit.
  6. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    yes, it's true that i just drank some Chableau Arcel. a couple years ago i was stupid and ate two Tylenol Sleep pills after i drank a bottle of wine. i fell into a deep slumber.
  7. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

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    Shitbag's bouquet is complex if not delicate, with dense aromas of thistleberry and fish, and a touch of lead from the barrel aging. The wine carries a strong smoke feel and has an almost overpowering finish.

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  8. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
  9. KaBar2

    KaBar2 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 27, 2003 Messages: 2,128 Likes Received: 66

    It rules, it schools, it causes you to drool. Can't be beat! Carlo ROSSI!
  10. parcheesey

    parcheesey New Jack

    Joined: Nov 11, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 2
    some what off topic, i dont understand how potatoes turns in to vodka, grapes turn into wine, theres others but i forget. anyone kno how it happens.
  11. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2003 Messages: 3,691 Likes Received: 0
    touch of class

    say word if you've ever drank 5 litres of cask wine for $5 and used the silver bag as a pillow
  12. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    unless it comes in a box, i don't wanna know about it
  13. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2003 Messages: 3,691 Likes Received: 0
    the silver bag is in the box
  14. the_gooch

    the_gooch 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 11,566 Likes Received: 431

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  15. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    that shit is like firewater to me. my system doesn't handle it well and it gets me really worked really fast, i'm talking 1 glass and i start to feel it. i hate the taste...but when i want to get drunk and silly quicklike...