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Will you eat my "meat"?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by newjersey, Nov 28, 2002.

  1. newjersey

    newjersey Member

    Joined: May 27, 2001 Messages: 801 Likes Received: 0
    Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving...

    Talk about a huge breast

    Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist

    If I dont undo my pants Ill burst

    Whew thats one terrific spread

    Im in the mood for a little dark meat

    Are you ready for seconds yet?

    Its a little dry do you still want to eat it?

    Dont play with your meat

    Just spread the legs open & stuff it in

    Do you think youll be able to handle all these people at once?

    ...you still have a little bit on your chin

    If anyone else has funny thanksgiving jokes or stories..... add them
  2. ZoSe

    ZoSe Guest


    :lol: :lol:

  3. zen

    zen New Jack

    Joined: Sep 20, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    I dont have thanks giving. Murder those turkeys.
  4. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,493 Likes Received: 211
  5. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    let's talk about xmas gifts...

    this ought to go well in an 87 golf
  6. ZoSe

    ZoSe Guest


    if only i wasnt poor.
  7. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    ok, here's my xmas gift....


    ....a free trip to the best city in the world...melbourne australia
  8. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  9. WhAt_dA_fUcK

    WhAt_dA_fUcK Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,149 Likes Received: 0
  10. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
  11. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1
  12. faggotassguy

    faggotassguy Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2002 Messages: 467 Likes Received: 0
    i race you fo yo pink slip neeahhhh.
  13. sneak

    sneak Guest

    xmas day - me on beach next to all inclusive bar. in antigua.....nice
  14. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    my early present is a trip to sweden and denmark.
    i just hope ill get to see some snow.