duh-rye-won Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Hey homies. i'm bored. here's whats on my mind at the moment. I'm almost 26 years old. i've spent about 5 of those years in serious relationships. i've never cheated. my first girlfriend cheated on me when i was 18 and it turred me up inside. (dumb fucking trailer trash dirty cunt. i dragged you out of the fucking gutter and cleaned you up and that was how you fucking repaid me you filthy prozac gobbling alcoholic whore!) ahem. excuse me. where was i? oh yes... So i'm gonna be on the other side of the world. It's not like I can get laid as soon as i decide i'd like to, but i'm confident that i could have a few options if i wanted. a few QUALITY options if i do say so myself. Ya know, I used to be completely against cheating. i used to give my friends shit about it when they would cheat on their girls. "if you're gonna cheat, why the fuck are you gonna keep a girlfriend around?" but as i get a little older, and shit changes, the question becomes: "if you're gonna cheat, why the fuck are you getting MARRIED?" you see what i'm saying? my perspective has kind of changed. now i'm starting to feel like if my girl never knows, it's not such a crime. Fuck, if I was sure she was right for me I would've married her already. but i'm not sure. i'm crazy about my girl, but we have a complicated situation and I don't know what's gonna happen in the long run. honestly. i'm crazy about her. i'm just trying to be realistic because i am a firm believer that "LOVE DOES NOT CONQUER ALL". sometimes circumstances just fuck it up for 2 people who are right for each other. so maybe by sleeping with another girl it will help me decide how serious i am with mine. or maybe i'm just trying to rationalize my guilt, and i just want to stick my dick in as many girls as possible. who knows. honestly, i don't. thoughts? comments? whatever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Voted for your plane to crash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 emo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 I like honesty with these things. If you want to test out some other girls to gain some perspective it's my feeling you should be able to tell your girl that you need some time or whatever. Same goes if you just want to dip the wick. But I'm young and overly idealistic .. so its probably better if you dont take my advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Post flicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 just stay away from my dumpling you quasi puerto rican Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 don't do it, man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 cheating... i used to do it all the time, i was the one you good boys would be cursing out... but anyways i cleaned up my act and it's much better. on thing i learned is that if you do it once in a relationship, you will probably do it again since you realize it's easy to get away with and 'seal is broken' . so if you're going to do it, kiss your close bond with your girl goodby, cuz somethin changes.. even if she never finds out (which she won't) you probably will never take her as seriously again. how serious does your girl think ya'll are? does she have the idea that you guys are long term? if she shares your view that this is a passing fun time then go for the gold i guess, but make sure that she feels the same way and you'd be ok with her doin it too. as a reformed cheating bitch, born again married virgin i'd say don't do it. get out of the relationship and go on a spree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 i think ur gonna get totally recked hook up wit sum random girl. then forget about and get a call or email saying u guys had anal..and then ull feel guilty...;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Originally posted by iquit if my girl never knows, it's not such a crime This one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Same age, same feeling...all i have to say is dont think about it. If the op presents right in your face and it feels like a go, go...if the op is there but you're having doublethoughts, moral issued popping out, dont....if no oppurtunity, masturbate godamn i wish i could join that party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 like chris rock said SINGLE=LONELY MARRIED=BORED ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 i sit back in my bed. watching bill and ted making sure my day is excellent before my eyes get red. what bob said... let her dick some other dudes... if you dont like the thought of that, dont do it.. c'mon. you're 26? if you wanna cheat, at least fuck her bestfriend, or her mom, or something funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 chinese dumplings are delicious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Originally posted by iquit "if you're gonna cheat, why the fuck are you gonna keep a girlfriend around?" i think in a way, you subconsciously know the answer... so why ask all of us and just get more confused?.. *edited-because i spell like 3rd grader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Hmmmmmm… If the girl is, like, really really really hot and nice to talk to, then do it. If she’s not so nice, don’t lower yourself. U2U, IQ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Or just tell her that in America, it’s customary to cheat on your girlfriend, especially if you love her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 As king of the knightbats your entitled to have several ladies in waiting, however the more important question is will she cheat on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 http://www.kristoffer.com/friends/images/ross.jpg'> say you were on a break Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 no offense.... i hate cheaters with a passion. every cheater that i meet, i want to stab in the eye. i'm serious. for me, its just not right and its just straight fucked up. most of my friends have cheated on their girls. and they always ask me "do you think :fill in the blank: will cheat on me?" usually they would have this stupid look on their face like i'm supposed to feel sorry for their asses and come up with a stupid comment like "no she will never cheat on you. you're a great boyfriend." like i am supposed to feel bad for their sorry asses who cant understand the sense of karma. so i tell them "well. karmas a bitch. and its usually 10 times worse than what you did." then they look at me even more worried. its true. treat others as how you want to be treated. but if you guys arent serious and all, i'd say go for it. but if you are thinking about marriage, dont tug her around and mess with her head because if she ever finds out, she will fuck you up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 ^^my thoughts exactly and it seems like cheaters are always more paranoid about being cheated on than non-cheaters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush no offense.... i hate cheaters with a passion. every cheater that i meet, i want to stab in the eye. i'm serious. for me, its just not right and its just straight fucked up. most of my friends have cheated on their girls. and they always ask me "do you think :fill in the blank: will cheat on me?" usually they would have this stupid look on their face like i'm supposed to feel sorry for their asses and come up with a stupid comment like "no she will never cheat on you. you're a great boyfriend." like i am supposed to feel bad for their sorry asses who cant understand the sense of karma. so i tell them "well. karmas a bitch. and its usually 10 times worse than what you did." then they look at me even more worried. its true. treat others as how you want to be treated. but if you guys arent serious and all, i'd say go for it. but if you are thinking about marriage, dont tug her around and mess with her head because if she ever finds out, she will fuck you up. I couldn't agree more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 dlush summed it up dead on... but ultimately, it's up to you. you may say now, 'okay i won't cheat', but once you're in the moment, your body thinks otherwise... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 cheating is by far one of the lowest forms of humanity, imo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 *believe* post a picture of said dumpling...mmmm dumplings. :yum: im a heathen, but i wouldnt cheat on someone i love. i only horse around if im on the single tip. this way no one is left all butt hurt...nah mean. oh yeah, remeber...no glove no love! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 "dumb fucking trailer trash dirty cunt. i dragged you out of the fucking gutter and cleaned you up and that was how you fucking repaid me you filthy prozac gobbling alcoholic whore" Yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Originally posted by iloveboxcars Voted for your plane to crash. i hear ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 u know as soon as u touch ground...bye bye to all the asain women and hello to the thick assed whores of america.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Originally posted by test pattern don't do it, man Word, it cant bring anythig but bad trouble that you probly dont need.......Keep it in your pants.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Niggas gonna catch some std that makes his junk turn inside out over there, karmas a motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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