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Guest ledzep
Originally posted by ese

I hear they blur the boobs in the states? you guys miss the best part of that show...

 

:lol: hahahaha you silly americans

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Guest blink_ATX
Originally posted by Kr430n5_666

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Originally posted by Smart

damn! ... just... damn... this show is Sabado Gigante wrapped into a half hour or so... Jules, droolio...

 

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She is awesome, they need to give her more face time on E!, the could have her in the corner giving running comentary like on the deluxe DVDs. Jules Asner, sooo good.

 

I can't believe Canadians get to see the tits! We [the U.S.] are most definitely getting fucked on that one.

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Guest --zeSto--

just so you know...

 

sometimes I wish they blured the tits.

*Let me explain*

 

they had this porn babe 'serenity' in a wind tunnel.

The kind where you have baggy pants and float in a tube of air.

So she goes in topless, and the wind is messing with her tits.

Imagine all the skin gets stretched, but the implants stay put.

It just looked frightening. Not sexy, just nasty like 'net porn.

 

but yeah... they play softcore porn, no censorship, on TV stations

that you can pick up with an antenna! CITY-TV Baby Blues !!

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Guest Ted Wakowski

Whenever I find myself watching that shit I realize why and throw in a porn. I highly recommend this approach for the following reasons:

 

-Wild On has half-naked women riding around on jet-skis

 

-Porn has fully naked women riding around on erotic toys

 

-Wild On has Brooke Burke in sexy clothes

 

-Porn has so many ungodly beautiful women taking off sexy clothes I couldn't list them in a phone book

 

-Wild On has commercial breaks featuring lame promotional material for shit I don't want to see

 

-Porn has commercials with naked women

 

-Wild On has unfunny segments with frat boys and sorority chicks trying to be "wild" while making fucking fools of themselves

 

-Again, porn has fully naked women riding around on erotic toys

 

-Wild On insults human intelligence

 

-Porn avoids intelligence altogether and goes straight for hot chicks

 

 

... Clearly porn is the respectable choice. If you don't have any I guess Wild On's ok.

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Guest --zeSto--

you are a very smart man ted.

 

you forgot...

 

Porn doesn't make you stick around to the end to see 2 minutes of Jenna.

You see her the entire fucking time (on electric toys)

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Guest Ted Wakowski
Originally posted by --zeSto--

you forgot...

 

Porn doesn't make you stick around to the end to see 2 minutes of Jenna.

You see her the entire fucking time (on electric toys)

 

Yet a further reason to view genuine porn instead of fake cable smut.

 

Aria Giovanni would be another.

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  • 2 weeks later...

hahaha, hell yeah, one of my homies moved to detroit and he watched Canadian news, he was stunned, the news caster had long hair and an earring and he used to wear purple suits with pink shirts and shit, he said it was like watching a well spoken pimp deliver the nightly news.

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