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wifely expectations contract

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by jakepaints, Feb 22, 2006.

  1. jakepaints

    jakepaints Junior Member

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  2. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
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    hmmm, i dunno, some of these requests don't sound too outlandish.

    "You will be naked within 20 minutes of the kids being put to bed."
    ha ha ha
     
  3. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    damn he fumbled, i would have put in a "mandatory swallowing" clause
     
  4. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

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    oh, it's there. #5 under "During my time you....."

    but he put it as "excluding anal penetration and ingestion of cum when told to...."

    wtf....I should be working right now
     
  5. ego maniac

    ego maniac Elite Member

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    hahah that shit is laughs....
    its sad that youd even needa sign
    a contract sayin youll keep yer cooter
    nice an groomed.....
     
  6. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    oh, it's there. #5 under "During my time you....."

    but he put it as "excluding anal penetration and ingestion of cum when told to...."

    wtf....I should be working right now
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    wow missed that


    this nigga is laying down the law
     
  7. oneeightyone

    oneeightyone Senior Member

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    Im Printing this out.. with 181 changes to it.

    oh and welcome to last week guy.
     
  8. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    seems pretty insecure...
     
  9. oneeightyone

    oneeightyone Senior Member

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    another rad thing is that the letters are people doing it. you know inoutinout.

    this guys fucking bonkers .
     
  10. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Oh and now I'm gonna demand that my wife grow her pubes the same way but 1 inch off-center (to the side of her choice)
     
  11. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    way to include the 'lube clause'... no need to get your hands dirty!
     
  12. ego maniac

    ego maniac Elite Member

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    hahaha my lingo
    inoutinout...
     
  13. the shitz

    the shitz New Jack

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    WOW.......all i have to say
     
  14. I.C.Shadow

    I.C.Shadow Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 9, 2004 Messages: 1,190 Likes Received: 1
    This dude said navel to anus.....


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA








    HAAAAHAHAHAHA.

    What the fuck?

    Check the fancy letters homie picked for headings.

    + Note "GBD"

    = Good Behavior Days

    She can redeem them for points later :loopy2:
     
  15. Steve Miller

    Steve Miller Member

    Joined: Jul 8, 2005 Messages: 867 Likes Received: 1

    hahaha my lingo
    inoutinout...
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    droog
     
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