tow up from tha flow up ! Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 A couple years ago I was hanging out at my friend Mike's house, he had a bunch of people over and we all decided to go shopping. Stayed at the mall for all of five minutes and decided to go back to Mike's house. When we walked inside, there was Mike's roomate's big 250lb white ass humping a pocket pussy in between the couch cushions. He was tearin that shit up!!! About 5 of us saw him in action, and the other 10 got to witness his nakedness running accross the living room into his bedroom. I've heard some pretty wierd humping stories, from kama sutra expierments gone bad to kitchen appliances being removed in the emergency room. What are some of your wierd humping stories? ------------------ PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown twinkie Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 jeezus....thats a mental picture i didn't want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 You too, Brown Twinkie?? I got this sick mental picture of a very big man in a dirty wifebeater humping an old brown leather couch... ughhhhhhhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 my female dog humps her bed. i took a picture, i just need to develop the film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest young republican Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 friend...microwaved pocket pussy...warm on outside, burning on inside...ice, blisters, scars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIELOETTE Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 well ive heard of fifi's..but i have never witnessed..thank god.. a few friends say they have gotten intimate with some melons..jesus..Dont want to picture that either..seeds all sliming out..hhhahahaha.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 my friend and a warm bananna. no joke. he was proud. he told me about it all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGBforMumia Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 i once jokingly humped a refrigerator to make fun of my friend....thats about as weird i have got. i once got humped by this punk kid i know....that was kinda weird... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 Originally posted by OGBforMumia: i once got humped by this punk kid i know....that was kinda weird... wow...you too??? must be a punk thing.... ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 Tow up: I am almost crying I'm laughing so hard. I know who your talking about. I'm not going to go into the sick things that some of the other people you know had done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cracked ass Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 Hahaha I'm not gonna incriminate myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 aieee yaaa!!! monos buenos!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmackMYass Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 One time at band camp.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klypse Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 Originally posted by SmackMYass: One time at band camp.... hahahahahaha ------------------ Indeed... http://www.yourphotos.com/users/3194/herther5u7y5y5y.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 When my girlfriend gets really horny and we start gettin skanky, she like umm dry humps my leg... like she clings on to it kind of like you know hugging a tree or something and just starts grinding away until she has an orgasm.. no shit.. it's a mega turn on but after she dry humps me and comes she's too tired for sex.. sometimes she'll give me a blowjob afterwards (IF I'm lucky).. well.. that was kind of wierd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tow up from tha flow up ! Posted August 6, 2001 Author Share Posted August 6, 2001 haha, avils. your girlie's a freak! ------------------ PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 haha yep for reals tow... but like, sometimes she gets so into it that her head is like pressed into the side of my jaw real hard and shit.... owwwwwwwww I CAN'T BREATH !!!! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING........ Oh yeah excuse my signature thing if it doesn't work. ------------------ ----------------- http://www.yourphotos.com/users/3485/satanpent.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellcouncil Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 LOL GUYZ I'LL C U ALL AT AMERICAN PIE 2 L8R!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trend Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 Originally posted by avils: When my girlfriend gets really horny and we start gettin skanky, she like umm dry humps my leg... like she clings on to it kind of like you know hugging a tree or something and just starts grinding away until she has an orgasm.. no shit.. it's a mega turn on but after she dry humps me and comes she's too tired for sex.. sometimes she'll give me a blowjob afterwards (IF I'm lucky).. well.. that was kind of wierd. that's a shitty ass deal if you ask me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 Originally posted by Trend: that's a shitty ass deal if you ask me Hmmm, I think Im gonna have to try my luck this afternoon.... ------------------ http://www.yourphotos.com/users/3485/satanpent.gif'> [This message has been edited by avils (edited 08-05-2001).] [This message has been edited by avils (edited 08-06-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoB Hope ONER Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 hmm more then i needed to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 Originally posted by BoB Hope ONER: hmm more then i needed to know. Better ?? haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcia_vega Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 since i've only humped girls and beat off, everything i've ever humped is really wierd because all girls are fucking insane and i know i'm a little out there myself. if you define wierd as something that is unusual or doesn't make sense to you, then girls are the wierdest thing you could possibly hump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dialrocka4sho Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 my pet moster (LOL) ------------------ LoRd DiAl RoCkA & ish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dialrocka4sho Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 monster* ------------------ LoRd DiAl RoCkA & ish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neahs_number Posted August 8, 2001 Share Posted August 8, 2001 one time me and my friend walked into our other friends house..man.........this guy was staying there and we found him in the living room on the floor with his feet propped up on the sides of the telly......his shorts were around his ankles and his spam in his hand---------fuker was passed out cold......we could hardly stand it but managed to paint his eyelashes pink and put lipstik on him----i almost felt bad for how he must of felt after he woke up and realized "?some one was there?" hahahaha ------------------ brought to you in part by the -"Spatial Vector Electrocardiography"- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted August 8, 2001 Share Posted August 8, 2001 I humped a girl once. She touched my peppy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted August 26, 2001 Share Posted August 26, 2001 Originally posted by SIELOETTE: well ive heard of fifi's..but i have never witnessed..thank god.. B] Fifi's are gangsta. Any peeps the been to prison/jail/YA know the deal. Hey mom could you send some more socks. I ran out again. http://www.partyride.com/pics/images/ron_jeremy.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 26, 2001 Share Posted August 26, 2001 http://www.wfu.edu/users/boydmbet/connec.gif'> ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comp Posted August 26, 2001 Share Posted August 26, 2001 a friend of mine rents a room to this 30 year old guy and the 30 year old guy wants to be cool so he lets my friend use all his fancy computers and stuff. So my friend goes into the guys room and he's doing this girl, and he stops, looks up and just says "dude" the guy is chubby too, so it was funny because i wasn't there. ------------------ http://www.infinitum.cx/pic/mini_jaws.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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