saraday Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 maybe it's because i'm stressed.. or maybe it's because i'm sick.. but i've been having a lot of crazy dreams lately... such as: me and some random hot guy were in a bar drinking ketel one and the people at the bar actually thought i was COOL. we leave the bar and decide to start looting electronics shops and wig stores. we dress up in the wigs and go back to the bar hoping no one recognizes us. a friend of mine and i were at some apartment hanging out and getting wasted when all 4 hobbits from lord of the rings show up (in their regular clothes) and proceed to get trashed with us. after we're good and tanked we start acting like ninjas doing karate and jujitsu moves... then these asian martial arts guys showed up and we proceeded to get our asses beat. wierdness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 19, 2005 Author Share Posted April 19, 2005 oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 19, 2005 Author Share Posted April 19, 2005 HOLY FUCKING SHIT... i also had another dream about my cat having her kittens (a dream that i didnt think was worth mentioning.....) well i just walked past my room and heard baby kittens meowing. she's already had one...... thats just insane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobthebuilder Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 I constantly dream weird shit, the most reocurring dreams are the ones in which im facing an enemy which i can't kill, so I sit there shooting him with a gun and he doesn't die... Ive been in situations like that so I guess it comes back to haunt me, oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 They don't seem to wierd to me, unless you saw the cats vagina. Did you see the cats vagina? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Yeah i had toast for breakfast......... Dinner will be posted later........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 post your tits? /got nothin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 19, 2005 Author Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by deterrent@Apr 19 2005, 12:54 PM They don't seem to wierd to me, unless you saw the cats vagina. Did you see the cats vagina? Quoted post no. she just had her third kitten. she's such a whore i swear. i thought she was too young to get fixed and she turns up pregnant. just my luck. edit: i just saw her eat the placenta and umbilical cord. im going to be sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 edit: i just saw her eat the placenta and umbilical cord. I cast level 4 errection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 cats are lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 19, 2005 Author Share Posted April 19, 2005 some are, i agree.... mine showed up on my doorstep and she's super chill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 tits are cooler than cats (even pussies sometimes) so.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 When I think 'weird dreams' I think of climbing out of a river and carrying yourself in corpse form through a valley of mutilated deer-parts. The sky would almost have to be day-glo rust colored. So like.. you had a dream you got drunk off of a specific drink, with a hot guy, in some cool club doing all sorts of wacky things? And then the people actually liked you? Wow.. pretty...pretty weird. (Pleasegodkillmenow) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 jujutsu dreams? That's like dreaming about wrestling, which would earn you a place in the undertones thread, if you were a guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 19, 2005 Author Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by <KEY3>@Apr 19 2005, 01:51 PM jujutsu dreams? That's like dreaming about wrestling, which would earn you a place in the undertones thread, if you were a guy. Quoted post i used to practice judo and wado ryu karate... and the only reason i know anything about wrestling is because of my brother. once he got bigger than me i got put in a reverse chicken wing daily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 yeh i have some fucked up dreams too....the last one i had went like this i "woke up" to see some strange dude over my bed with a gun in hand. he told me to get outta the bed and like get down on the floor on the knees and face the ground, so i dont see his face. he held the gun to my head and said if i did anything hed kill me. For some reason i had a big knife with me, hidden....so he turned around to go through my shit on my shelves and as he did i got up and slit his throat, stabbed him in the back and let him hit the floor. the blood totally soaked my carpet and i ran to the phone to call 911. The entire time i was worried if theyd charge me for murder... hahaha weird eh...just one of many....oh yeah, i contemplated how to kill the guy in my head like 3-4 times over before it happened....really weird...like i killed him 3 times over..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 I dreamed my dad drank forty beers in my neighbor's garage, and then called me and told me to come over and roll him a blunt. So I twisted one and brought it over, and then the neighbor broke the swisher in half by accident, and my dad got pissed and we bounced. Then, we were in some hotel, and we drank all the liquor in the mini bar, and crept out the back door when we were sufficiently drunk. I dont know. As far as weird dreams go, it was pretty tame. I have had dreams years ago, that to this day I will never ever mention to anyone just because they are so creepy and fucking strange [no homer]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 19, 2005 Author Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by 26SidedCube@Apr 19 2005, 01:49 PM When I think 'weird dreams' I think of climbing out of a river and carrying yourself in corpse form through a valley of mutilated deer-parts. The sky would almost have to be day-glo rust colored. So like.. you had a dream you got drunk off of a specific drink, with a hot guy, in some cool club doing all sorts of wacky things? And then the people actually liked you? Wow.. pretty...pretty weird. (Pleasegodkillmenow) Quoted post lol, i've had some like that... but i like to put them in the "fucked up dreams" category rather than the "wierd dreams" category... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vptonbing Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 woke up to a sunny hot day, then the clouds built up and the temperature dropped extremely low and it snowed a few feet. Then, i was driving in my car, smashing it into everything, got warm again, all the snow melted, then it was nighttime and I was lost wandering in some neighborhood I'd never seen before. It then switched up to a spot near the tracks, and I was spotted by a man, who was chasing me but we were going in circles. Then I woke up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdoyouthinkyourdoing Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by destroya@Apr 19 2005, 01:40 PM cats are lame. Quoted post Cats arn't lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Producto Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 cats are unbelievably dope. i want one so bad. i had a dream that a new sport was invented where we drove around the streets on motorbikes dragging along these huge blow-up things of animals. i was racing in a really important race, and it was a red light (we had to stop at red lights), but i drove through it cos i really wanted to win, then i was about to cross the finish line and these police type people took me out. then i woke up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 they arent really that wierd of dreams..it seems like its just dreams that you remember lots of details about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 I love it how everybody thinks they have the weirdest dreams in the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 If you really think about it...most of your dreams are fragments of conversation or influences (TV, internet, memories) from the night before that sink into your sub-conscience.. I tend to have reoccurring dreams of when I was a teenager working retail jobs...with people I interact with in current times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 ^ not me. (directed to mamerro) I have damn normal dreams. Take for example: Two of my friend got married and moved out of town. I had a dream that there was this big house on their street and there was some 'angel' or 'friendly witch' living there. I went to visit them last weekend and there was one big house right where I had seen it in my dream. There was a girl in her early 20's in an orange yoga /exercise outfit doing stretches on the front porch. I totally wanted to walk up and tell her about the dream I had, but that would create on of those 'restraining order monents' that I've been doing my best to avoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 i'll admit it the other morning i was dreaming about masturbating while sitting on a sidewallk with people walking by an shit. my clothes were all on, but my hand was down my pants and i was going for it. that was one of the more unusual ones i've had lately. i have some real cool graffiti dreams. once i was dreaming about walking around in the city, but it was one of those dreams where it's like your vision is through a colored filter (in this case pinkish) i saw some flowerboxes on a house, and they had huge paint can sized sakura markers growing on the plants in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 nevermnind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 you know what I find funny..... Guys have no shame in saying ' The nights over, I'm going home to spank it', but girls will either get clinical and call it 'masterbating' or use the classic 'Taking a nice hot bath'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by symbols@Apr 19 2005, 07:39 PM i'll admit it the other morning i was dreaming about masturbating while sitting on a sidewallk with people walking by an shit. my clothes were all on, but my hand was down my pants and i was going for it. that was one of the more unusual ones i've had lately. Quoted post Same thing, but substitute penis for vagina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 After the first time i watched my hard drive defrag with the details windows on for about 2 hours, i realised that thats what dreams are, all the data in your head switching places like crazy, rearranged and modified...a process that doesnt make sense while its happening but makes morning functional. NERD/PHILOPSHY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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